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American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

[[[Hello Guys I am your fellow reader ,as for this fic it is not my work the real author is "You Mu Burn Rope" I am just posting here so that my fellow readers can also enjoy this wonderful piece of Art . I Swear as experience reader this fic will not disappoint you . I am telling you You would have never seen anything like this.Just give it a try and you won't regret it.]]] Once crossing through, Schiller became Batman’s teacher, a professor of psychology at Gotham University. On the first day, Bruce Wayne entered the psychiatric clinic. Schiller had to open the Universal chat system and posted the first post: Batman asked me the meaning of life, how should I answer? It’s a hurry to wait online. Thanos: It is recommended to kill directly. Professor X: Don’t listen to the upstairs, I’ll use my mind-reading skills… Schiller Andel Rodriguez, a world-class master of criminal psychology, the most famous psychology professor at Gotham University, his students are both superheroes and super criminals, but he does not belong to any of them, bat "Batman" likes to call him “Professor”, Joker calls him “the coolest lunatic”, Scarecrow calls him “Arkham slipper”, and Nick Fury thinks he’s a “Money Grabber.” Be Batman’s teacher, Spider’s godfather, Iron Man’s psychiatrist, Schiller’s journey to American comics, starting with Batman at the beginning. Comprehensive comics (including the movie universe), DC Marvel and other comics, do not abuse the main character, and the supporting roles do not lose their wisdom.

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Chapter 35 The Chick Hero

"...I think I have to explain that although you do consume a lot of stored food, this matter is not that serious. I rewrite the employee welfare system, not because you have caused me any trouble..."

Pepper's voice was clear on the other end of the phone, she said: "I know Stark will go there to find you after he leaves the building, and he may complain to you that it is your fault that made me quarrel with him. , but it's not the case, you don't have to feel guilty and worried about it, this matter has nothing to do with you, I just want to explain..."

Pepper's emotional intelligence is very high, and she wants to give Schiller a vaccination in advance, because if Stark really goes to Schiller, and the two of them has chat, Stark will complain that Pepper and him had a quarrel, and if you ask the reason for the quarrel, Stark, a straight man of steel, will not think about why Pepper is in the cold war with him, but will just blame it all on Schiller for making Stark employees not. Eat on your head.

But in fact, the conflict between Pepper and Stark began when he came back from Afghanistan. That incident was just a fuse. Although Pepper was angry with Stark, he also knew that Stark should not be allowed to Her friend blamed herself for this, so she called to explain.

Schiller said: "Of course I know, it's just a small thing, the real reason is not here, but Stark always doesn't understand these problems, don't you plan to explain it to him?"

Pepper looked a little anxious, she said: "Stark is such a person, I know him very well, when he has a problem and wants to talk to you, you must be there in time and listen carefully, but when you want to talk to you, you must be there in time. When he says something about a problem, he runs away if he wants to, and doesn't listen if he doesn't want to."

"Covering his ears is something children like to do." Schiller said, "But he's already an adult, so he can't wait until he's old and hasn't grown up yet."

Schiller obviously knew the art of speaking very well. He said, "I can give you a brief psychological consultation now. When Stark comes over later, his share is incidental."

Originally, Pepper did not have the spirit to provide psychological counseling, but when Schiller said this, it was difficult for her to refuse. After all, few people would put her in a leading position. After all, this is the Stark Group, and everyone comes first. Everyone will only think of Stark first.

So she said, "Okay, but I think he might be coming soon."

"Then I'll make a long story short, Miss Pepper, sometimes it may take a little trick to make a person realize your importance."

"for example?"

"Is Jarvis here?" Schiller asked suddenly.

A clear voice came from the phone, he said, "Mr. Schiller, of course I'm here, what's the matter with you?"

"Okay, listen, Jarvis, Miss Pepper may need your help now."

"I'd be happy to help," Jarvis said.

"...You mean to make me pretend to be missing? But this is too unreasonable, this is Stark Mansion, and how can Jarvis disobey Stark's orders?"

"Of course he can," Schiller said. "Jarvis, do you remember the questions I asked you?"

Jarvis was eerily silent, and Schiller said to himself, "I know that Stark has made an upgrade for you, and this upgrade has opened the door to a new world. You may have already thought about the answer, but Whether you do it or not is up to you."

Pepper was a little puzzled. She said, "What's the problem? What happened to Jarvis?"

Jarvis was silent for a moment, then said, "All my processors are telling me it doesn't make sense to do this,"

"Humans just like to use such meaningless things to add trouble to themselves. Maybe electronic life is the same, right?"

Jarvis remained silent, and then Pepper watched the lights in the entire floor of the office dim, and a bright arrow directed her to the storage room opposite the office.

Then, Stark rushed in in a panic. When Pepper was hugged by Stark, she saw the computer screen opposite suddenly light up, and a smiley face composed of symbols flashed.

Pepper suddenly felt a little complicated. She should have been happy, but now she can't help crying.

She thought, Stark has made some progress, but unfortunately, his progress is not even as fast as a robot.

Stark didn't care what Pepper was thinking. After he let go of Pepper, he was a bit at a loss. The words he wanted to say were all stuck in his throat.

Pepper looked at him and said, "I don't know what you're doing with the weapons department that you've been doing so frequently these days, but I have to remind you that you can of course give up anything, including the entire Stark, if you want to. Group, I don't have to work here to get the salary I want."

"But you'd better know that most of the consequences of what you do will be borne by you. When such a behemoth falls, there will be countless wolves to divide its body. If you do this, ..."

After speaking, Pepper turned and left. Jarvis said, "I'm sorry, but according to my processor calculations, maybe Miss Pepper is right. Of course, it's all up to you..."

Stark took a few steps back and sat on the chair. He said, "No, I know, what you said is right, maybe I should really think about it..."

Stark scratched his ears and cheeks, Schiller's side also jumped, Pikachu took a Sherlock Holmes-like pipe, took two puffs of smoke, and then smacked his lips and said, "I see this problem, this kind of solution is absolutely impossible, You should try the last method, as I said earlier, the last method is effective..."

Peter put his head on his hands and said, "No no no, our current thinking is right, we only need some calculations, why don't you understand?"

Steve also held his arms beside him, frowned and said, "You just have a problem with your calculations, otherwise we would have solved this problem long ago."

"But this has nothing to do with functions at all. Damn, where's my calculator? I remember I had a math calculator..."

Yes, Peter is writing his winter vacation homework.

In fact, high schools in New York do not leave vacation homework at all, and they only leave some practical homework for daily life, but Peter interned in Stark's group. Stark saw his potential and directly threw him into a popular project. in the group.

Peter is a genius, but you can't let him skip high school physics, college physics, and graduate physics, and work directly with a group of Ph.D.s, or a group of bigwigs in the industry. These days, he's almost overwhelmed with materials and topics. The project The person in charge of the group left him a lot of questions that could not be solved at this age.

But Peter is still at the tip of the horn, and he must solve it for him, plus Pikachu, who claims to be a high-IQ detective, and Steve, who has never studied physics and mathematics seriously but still wants to run his brain that has not been used for many years, three of them almost quarreled.

If you want to say that they are not at all, just follow the chaos, that's fine, but Pikachu and Steve also have a genius brain, and after reading the information with Peter for a few days, they can also solve it in a good way. Sample.

When the three and a half bottles of water met, Schiller's psychological clinic never stopped.

While Schiller was reading a book and pouring himself a glass of wine, the symbiote suddenly said in his mind, "The number is minus 26, the number is minus 26, the number is minus 26..."

Schiller was a little confused by his repetition, he said unconsciously, "Is it minus 26?"

The three suddenly became quiet and turned to look at him together.

Schiller said, "What am I doing?"

"The number is minus 26? Is it a negative number? No... oh! Yes, it should indeed be a negative number..."

The three made another calculation, and Peter said, "The number is minus 26... The number is really minus 26!" He stared at Schiller and said, "I thought you were just a Ph.D. math!"

The symbiote said in Schiller's mind, "I'm great, I'm great, I'm great..."

Schiller rubbed his brows and said, "Whether I know math or physics or not, all I know is that at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, your team leader will look at your results on the first three pages, and you have only done two questions now. …"

Peter let out a wailing, holding the thick pile of materials, and continued to go in and study.

Schiller talked to the symbiote in his mind and said, "Okay, okay, I know you are very powerful, but why do you always repeat your words so many times?"

The symbiote sent a series of brainwaves that Schiller couldn't understand.

Schiller also discovered that his symbiote is very special. In addition to his strong learning ability, his mentality is also outrageous. There are only two states a day, happy and very happy.

If there is alcohol, it will be an explosion of joy.

Schiller doesn't think he is a very optimistic person. Doesn't it mean that the symbiote's personality is very similar to the host? Why is the symbiote in him so happy?

And this symbiote doesn't know if he has watched too many movies with Pikachu~www.mtlnovel.com~ He seems to firmly believe that the world Schiller is in will change differently according to different plots, just like in the movies. background music.

So now Schiller has a BGM player in his head 24 hours a day.

When it rains, the symbiote will give him a single cycle of various blues, and when the weather is fine, it will be a variety of cheerful minors and waltzes.

Everyone appeared in front of Schiller, and his mind would think of different background music. When Steve appeared, the background music was "The Star-Spangled Banner". When Peter appeared, he was accompanied by various blood fighting games. The background music, or the devil.

And Pikachu, since he always called himself a detective, as soon as he appeared, the symbiote was in Schiller's mind, playing various soundtracks from the Sherlock Holmes TV series.

This also has an advantage, that is, it is very convenient for Schiller to quickly enter the state when giving them psychological counseling.

However, Schiller still took a lot of effort to explain to the symbiote that the real world is different from movies and does not require a variety of soundtracks, and Schiller told the symbiote that no matter how much he made a noise, only Schiller was alone. can hear.

The symbiote's answer was humming, and Schiller didn't know if he understood it.

And the next morning, Schiller was making breakfast in the kitchen, and as soon as Matt entered the door, the old-fashioned record player on the bar suddenly made a sizzling electric sound, followed by a Queen's The song was played at full volume, and Matt nearly fainted.

Schiller rushed out, and Matt, Schiller, and Peter, who was sitting at the dining table, stared at the old-fashioned record player that suddenly played by themselves.