[*giggle* Wherefore doth I heareth boss music? Hmm didn't I already sayeth yond? hm. Waiteth, if 't be true I kicketh the bucket, who is't is gonna benefit of mine own life insurance? stand ho betimes, thee who is't toucheth me sinist'rly in the dark, mine own jointress hath left me because of a "lick thy neighb'r's armpit" cam but we has't not a div'rce, i refuseth to off'r h'r... Humeth? what art thee doing to mine own heaAAAAAAAAARGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]
[Oh no, Mister Butler! What's going...]
[Receiveth thy rampallian hither, i'm getting murdered, heeeeelp!!!!]
[Wait! I'll help you, make more noise so I can find you!]
[Art thee kidding me? isn't yond enow hurtling? doth thee wanteth me to singeth? I'm right in front of thee, runneth f'rward! th're's a thing next to me and... and... Oh... I didn't seeth thee w're so cute... Aargh!!!!! Aft'r much bethought, haply I couldst f'rgive thee...]