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This was definitely inspired by Crossedge's Cross Random Snippets(Big Fan btw)This style of publishing some chapters from all the different fics synergizes really well with the way my Pat is set up. I have been wanting to do this for a while so here it is. pat reon.com/alcoholic_panda ko-fi.com/alcoholicpanda

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Pokemon: Third Chance

I died... AGAIN.

In the void Maximus was floating while feeling.. well incredibly pissed off.

Then a ding appeared in his head causing his anger to explode, as a person clad in white appeared in front of him.

"You still have the gall to show UP!" He roared out in the void

[ Ayaa.. Sorry about that Maximus. My bad honestly. Messed up the calculations. I really didn't expect you to be sent in the Gourmet World and into the Monkey Kings Territory at that.] 

"I got ripped apart by huge jacked Monkey!! What the hell is wrong with you!"

[ You held yourself surprisingly well there though, killed a few of its followers. But Bambina practically just slapped you and you died. My World Travel System really is the best! As expected from the best and most handsome God]

"Fuck you! Its been one dangerous situation after another! Kill Muzan, Help kill Dio, Fight against the Chimera Ants, Help save Robin, Help Save Ace, Help the Uchiha Survive, Save Ruika. Save Orihime. What's with you and saving people Anyway! I cursed you every single second of my second life!" Maximus yelled out

[ Hey saving people is great, and I gave you a second chance. ] The god crossed his arms

"Which I didn't want!"

[Ahhh. Right, you were that one, the weirdo. When I told you, You would forever be floating in the Void. You raised your arms and cheered. Something about finally having some piece and quiet.

And just when I gave you a cool name Maximus Decimus Meridius ] 

"And you just ignored me, slapped a System on me and just sent me away! I tried so fucking hard to become a powerhouse, so that I can relax once I was strong enough. Breathing Techniques, Haki, Rokushiki, Fishman Karate, Hasshoken, Chakra, even Shinigami techniques. I tried so fucking hard when I wasn't especially talented in them except the Physical Techniques. And what did you do! Sent me inside a nest in the most dangerous place in that WORLD!!"

[Again.. my bad.]

"And what do you mean you gave me a cool name. You ripped off Gladiator"

[Still a cool name and I got distracted...]

"What could possibly be more important than my life!"

[Well one of your fellow system users is a woman... and is a lesbian with a Harem. I was a bit distracted, and miscalculated your entry point]

"I died because you were peeping on a Yuri Harem?"

[Tehe~] the god lightly tapped himself on the head and winked

"I so wanna kill you right now. Whatever, BE GONE devil spawn and let me rest in peace!"

The god just awkwardly shifted his feet [Well, you kinda get a third chance] 

Maximus didn't waste a single second and went to punch the god right in the nose

[Sorry, sorry, but this one isn't up to me. You impressed some people with your efficiency and the fact that you let major characters die, while saving the ones in the mission. I mean letting both Naruto and his parents die was just cold. As well as ripping out the eyes of Ranmaru.

But you also did a lot of good. Saved the entire Kamado family, helped kill Muzan and his 12 Moons. Saved Robin, saved Ace and Whitebeard, increasing the peace time in his territories. Saved the Uchiha clan and helped them relocate to the Capital where they now serve as an exclusive force for the Daimyo. A lot of extra points there.

And suddenly you have enough good karma to get a second chance. Well third in your case]"I REFUSE!"

[Sorry not up to you champ. But if it makes you feel better. They have decided to send you to the world of Pokemon. A sorta AU combination of Games, Manga and Anime. They are interested in what you will do. No system though. And no mission.

And yes we do know you have next to 0 Knowledge about Pokemon, except some spoilers and a fanfic or two, that's the main reason it was chosen. You can just live out your life the way you want to. But you have enough karma points to ask for a few things. Like backround, age, looks, keep the skills you learned. Stuff like that] 

Maximus fell quiet and had a thinking expression on his face.

"What age were you going to make me anyway?"

[12]

"Fuck no! Make me 16 the age that I am now. And make me look the same way I do now. I got used to the way I look, and I like my muscular form. I trained hard to get these muscles "

[Really you don't want to be younger?]

"Why would I want to go through early puberty again? I was 16 when i died anyway. Can't believe I died at the same age again. And at 16 I can at least continue to work out and grow the way I want to. Can I use Breathing Techiques, Rokushiki and Haki there without 'paying' for it with my Karma?"

[ You mean relearn everything from scratch? Well it is possible. Aura is very versatile in Pokemon and it is similar enough to Will Power that you might find a way to recreate Haki. But don't you want Chakra or your Zanpakuto?]

"Hell no. I was terrible with charka and my Zanpakuto was an asshole. Let that bastard rot in hell."

[Sigh such a waste of potential. It would be funny to see Chakra in the Pokemon world. Well you still have some Karma. What do you want? A starter pokemon... Oh wait you don't know the starter ones. I can give you a list]

"Don't bother. Make me 16, same looks, healthy, good potential for Aura and put the rest into money. And some pokeballs. I can get my own pokemon if I do ever get one"

The god scratched his head [Sigh, why are you so troublesome.. most people get excited when they get a pokemon. Whatever, I'll give you a freebee pokemon so you don't die. You get a Hitmonlee. At least you know martial arts and it will help you train that one.]

Max's vains popped on his forehead "You are calling me troublesome? How about you just leave me alone"

[How about NO] the god waved his hand and Maximus's soul entered a portal and disappeared

[Stupid brat. Well at least I didn't mess up the calculations this time. Now back to my favorite passtime. Marie-chan. Here i come] 

~ ~ ~

Maximus woke up on some grass on the side of the road

"Sigh. Alive again I see" he scratched his head. He turned his head and saw a sign, Pallet Town.

"He really did send me at the start. Whatever. Now that I'm here its time to continue working towards my goal. Get strong, get rich and live a life of freedom and laziness! And no bullshit missions and system! BANZAI"

Maximus stood up from the ground with a smile on his face. His muscular frame straining the clothes a bit. "Let's start the grind!

~ A/N

Word Count 1150

This is an interesting idea I got today and wrote it out. Like what if one of those world transfer system users just died. All that effort to surviving. And poof. You are dead because of a pervert.

I have Zero knowledge about pokemon. I have never really watched pokemon and only read like 2-3 pokemon fics. This is just an idea anyway. Maybe It will turn out to be something in the future.