Chapter 81 Time Out

Everything within a ten kilometer radius was reduced to nothing, two indescribable forces locked in bare-knuckle combat, both parties were without human form, one was a winged demon with four arms and the other was a rainbow light figure with six wings, two arms and a tail. These two monsters or gods continued fighting in the middle of a pit dug by the collision of their own powers.

--NOT BAD CANNON-CHAN~

-- DOES ONLY ABERRATION DIE?!

--YOUR UGLY LITTLE ASS WILL BE MY CUP HOLDER~!

--KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The demon struck the rainbow being and bit its wings with its jaws, tearing it apart and swallowing it in just a couple of moments while kicking and tearing the iridescent body viciously and brutally, raining endless drops of iridescent light.

But even under such brutality and sadism the angelic figure stabbed and struck the demon causing bluish black blood which froze within a few seconds after leaving the body.

Both beasts attacked each other with all their might, but no force in the world dared to imprison them after a simple hero risked himself and was reduced to mere dust in full view of all, declaring that space an unfit area for the humans. Neither the Current nor the Previous Symbol of Peace dared to enter since their instincts screamed that they would die with just one step into that pit.

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~FUCK~EVERYTHING!

--YOU WOULDN'T DO IT! YOU ARE INSANE!

-- WHO SAID FEAR LITTLE BITCH?!

*ROAR!*

With an abysmal roar, a colossal icy energy erupted from the demon's body, not only freezing time and space, but proceeded to crystallize and shatter reality itself, causing all space to combust and collapse.

-- ARE YOU GOING TO KILL US BOTH?!

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

--LUNATIC!

The rainbow angel stabbed the heart of the demon but this only mocked and ripped off another of the angel's wings with its claws and teeth devouring with its teeth.

--THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT TO WIN!

The demon said in a voice filled with joy and madness, as blood trickled from its mouth, fur, and scales.

--BUT MAKE SURE THE OTHER!

Taking a deep breath, he roared into the angel's face biting him mercilessly.

-- LOSE !!!

--WOW!

The angel screamed as his face was torn to pieces by the sharp fangs of the demon, who vehemently clung to his prey without caring about the spatial collapse around him or the vacuum submersion that had already torn off one of his legs.

--DIE TOGETHER LITTEL B*CHT!

--YOU MAD BASTARD!

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--LET GO!

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Angel and demon struggled but the demon would never release his prey, he emptied the lower part of the angel while the demon ripped off the remaining wing, for his part the angel ripped off two of the demon's arms but he only laughed and tore his iridescent flesh with their fangs, both were dismembered, wounded and bleeding, under the constant threat of the collapse of reality in the area by the suicidal demon.

The angel couldn't fight anymore, his environment had lost its usefulness a long time ago, and now he was occupying a lot of his own divinity if he continued like this he wouldn't die but he would lose control of this world for at least 500 years, just what he is bastard wanted.

Choking on his own anger, the angel cried helplessly.

--I GIVE UP!

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The demon roared with a vile smile before letting go and striking the angel with its tail, launching it into one of the fault lines in reality.

--KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

-WHO'S YOUR DADDY CANNON~!

The icy beast taunted as it withdrew its ability causing the world to return to its normal state only that the crystallization and ecological damage in the immediate fifteen kilometers and the rest of the world will be permanent, a new space worthy of the term "Arctic" has been born. for the fight of two ridiculous and aberrational beings.

Neither of the two monsters realized that a third being had arrived and was enjoying their confrontation.

--Well that's enough~ Kurogane Yuuji~ BokuNo~ Detengance~

The two monsters turned their faces towards the third one who only greeted with a smile.

***

--And you are?

--You don't remember me~ eh boy~ well it makes sense~

The third being changed his image from a handsome young man dressed in an elegant black suit to an old man in a Roman toga.

-- Grandpa Almighty ?!

Said the young demon who had returned to his human form, although he was still missing a leg and part of his arm.

--Right~

The old man nodded and returned to his young form, when the angel who was now nothing more than a young woman with torn clothes and rainbow hair, ran towards him in anger.

--YOU WERE YOUR UNHAPPY OLD BASTARD! GACHA ADDICTED! YOU UNGRESSFUL LUNATIC KONOSUBA!

The girl screamed and jumped on the young man who just slapped her to the ground.

*slip*

--Behave BokuNo~ besides, it's not all my fault~ we were playing cards ToAru-nii-san, Fate-nee, Youjo-kun at my house... then Bleach-jiji came, happy for the birth of his grandson and we started drinking like crazy, and well you know what happens, ToAru crossed the line with Fate-nee and she kicked him in the balls, and that idiot reached into my controller and just when I was trying to fix the mess in my world Youjo-kun came and pulled the cable of the console, making me kill this boy~

The young Konosuba pointed at the black-haired man who just laughed like an idiot.

--So I used the old reincarnation wheel and you had bad luck~

--That doesn't explain why it's so broken!

--Blame it on ToAru~ that son of a bitch messed with his configuration while he was reincarnating, Youjo and Bleach-jiji also made some adjustments to screw you over when they found out he was coming to your world, accept it the other wills hate you girl and thank you that Fate-nee didn't do anything or this guy would be worse than the Shield and the Slime together. By the way, boy~!

--Yes...Konosuba-ji-sama

--Yu Ilhan says stop praying to him if he doesn't work in our division.

--YUILHAN-SAMA KNOWS I EXIST!

The black-haired man had a Fangril attack and screamed like a girl while spinning on the ground acting like a complete idiot, maybe his brain was frozen a bit.

"Calm down kid~!" If the sneaky bastard knows you exist~ relax~

--NEVER! If I have a child I will name him Ilhan or Yumir!

--Hmmm~ nice names but calm down~ you still have a brain freeze.

--Kurogane Yumir~! Kurogane Ilhan~! Kurogane Lita!

The black-haired man continued to wander in his mind thinking about how he should put a couple of babies in the oven with their handcuffs, ignoring their injuries and amputated limbs, his brain had really frozen.

--He's a hopeless case~ he'll be an idiot for a couple of hours... BokuNo~ Stop whining and listen to me~

The young man snarled at the iridescent scruffy girl.

--That?

--Well, let's say that your world is in recess~ so your services won't be required that much and that your license is revoked until further notice... Who told you that you could go down to the world so many times and play your cheap tricks?

-- But that guy?!

--Rule 1984 - 3/02-A-Paragraph 7, subsection 3~ What does it say?

The girl pretended not to listen. Konosuba smiled.

-- It says: When a reincarnated, returned or being from another dimension or timeline enters your space, you must proceed to save all the security data and create a security copy, direct or indirect interaction with said subject is also prohibited. unless it directly threatens the integrity of the child of fate, outside of it or in the event that it helps the development of the Child of fate or the plot, it must be left to discretion and judgment under the previous condition.

The young man pronounced with a mocking smile.

--Now~ the psychotic icemaker over there actively tried to kill your fate child or your nonsense led to this madman killing your fate child, who by the way is disgustingly weak for an unbalanced shonen world like this ~ Tell me which came first the chicken or the egg?

The girl looked away.

--You threw a small domestic pup against a wild wolf in rage~ For the love of Stan Lee~ even my child of fate could with your Lead and he is a romantic comedy do you understand BokuNo?

The girl continued to ignore the young man.

-- Do you understand little idiot?! You killed your son of fate twice, you went against the law and you dragged Fate-nee in your little game of resurrection! Fate-nee is with the referee intecting so that your tiny ass is not hit by the Crazy Shield or handed over to Leylin Farlier's Serpent Warlock to be re-educated.

At the mention of his possible punishments the girl broke her act and hugged the young man's legs.

--Konosuba-nii-sama help me...I don't want to go with the perverted Sorcerer.

--Fuck you... drag Fate-nee into this, your brother already found out and he himself is calling the Serpent... the most I can do is vote for the Crazy Shield, that or convince the Frozen Brain to give up. there I sign this~

Konosuba shook the tearful young woman out of her thin pants before she sniffled in them and pulled a letter from her pocket.

--I just have to get that madman to sign and I'll escape my punishment.

--None of that, miss, you screwed up and you're going to pay, with your signature you'll only avoid the Shield and the Warlock... you still have to spend time in detention and the fine.

--But without the crazy shield or the perverted warlock?

--No shield or pervert~

--Okay... I'll have you sign this paper and that's it.

The girl ran towards the young man who was still intoxicated.

***

--You YMIR!

--Oh~ Cannon-chan~ you come to give me your ass~

--Unhappy bastard, I need you to sign this!

--Marriage certificate?

The young man mocked dodging a golden punch.

--NO! Perverted bastard.

--Slave Purchase Certificate~

--NO!

He dodged a kick as he stole the document from the girl's hands.

--Haber~ I Kurogane Yuuji (Ymir) hereby certify that I have no problem with the World Will known as BokuNoHero and we are both in a condition of mutual respect and non-interference. Where none of the parties attack the other or intervene in the actions of each one... What bullshit is this?

The black-haired man asked to which the young Konosuba responded with a sadistic smile.

--If you sign that, BokuNo prevents an Evil and Mad Shield Oppressor from opening her buttocks with his Shield~ or from being tortured by the Serpent Warlock Leilin Farlier for three months in his nightmare castle, in short as long as you sign her tiny ass will be safe from the horrors of the multiverse.

Konosuba explained who at some point took out a beer.

--So if I sign I won't be crushed by the Alter Tate Berseker, nor tortured by Leylin-sama's Imperial Mega OP magnificence?

--Basically it's your safe conduit~

--I won't sign it~ give your ugly ass to Leylin-sama

--NO! I WILL DO ANYTHING!

--HE SAID IT! KONOSUBA-JI! HE SAID IT!

--Hahahahahahaha~ I love you boy~ and if she already said it! You can't back down BokuNo!

--Shit!

The two young men made fun of the girl's suffering.

--What do you want Ymir?

--Give my children the armor of the plot~ I want to see them grow big and strong, stand up and spit in the face of all beings in this world, I want to see them trample the earth and tear the heavens apart... give them the armor of the plot plot my children and immunity to my wives and I will sign.

--Okay... I'll give your children the remaining plot and your wives immunity just sign that damn paper...

The girl snapped her fingers and a smartphone with a hamster design appeared in the air, the girl proceeded to press some buttons and dial some patterns and soon a golden light shone on the young haired man's crotch.

--Well your daughter and wives have protection your unborn children too, now sign!

--Okay~

The young man created a fine fountain pen out of ice which he filled with his own blood and signed with a soft cursive hand.

[ Kurogane Yuuji –Ymir- ]

After signing, I deliver the document not to the girl but to Konosuba.

--Here you go Konosuba-ji~

--Thanks~ now I'll take this troublemaker with me, her brother will be quite disappointed in her~ it will be fun~

--Great~ and thanks for everything~

--Easy it's fun to watch you~ keep up the good work~

--On order~

The young man gave a military salute to the male world will that was dragging the female will without giving a damn if they cried or kicked.

--Right~ let me fix this mess~ *tsk*

With a snap of his fingers all the arctic damage was restored to its original appearance as if all the devastation caused was just an illusion.

--Well that's all~ bye~

So both parties disappeared into thin air, leaving the young black-haired man alone in the middle of the forest.

--Okay, I have to buy the caramel squid for Natsuki-chan~ Where the hell is the nearest store?

The world's most dangerous hero wondered doubtfully, while still confused by his transformation.