The Fatty

[Basic Info]

Name: N/A

Height: 3.7 Kurt

Weight: 758 Wumbo

Age: 25

Race: Adult Ripjaw

Skills: [Universal Speech Lvl 2] [Pure Mana Breath Lvl 2] [Heavy Blow lvl 2] [Damage Resistance lvl 2]

Talents: [Appraisal Lvl 2]

Class: Warrior

Sub-Class: N/A

Mutationss: [Weak Protective Muscles] [Weak Omni Brain] [Weak Omni Eyes] [Weak Reinforced Bones] [Weak Reinforced Teeth]

[Stat Info]

Level 45

XP:1,420/4,500

HP: 2200/2200

Stamina: ∞

Mana: 55/55

Power: 152

Vitality: 84

Dexterity: 82

Intellect: 50

Stat Points: 0

Skill Points: 15

Talent Points: 1

Mutation Points: 678

Mutation Timer: 23 Hours 45 minutes

So...lots of new info here to absorb. For one, now it shows my height, age, and weight. For two, I'm unfamiliar with the measurements. Fucking wumbo? Did Patrick star decide my measurements?

Also, my stamina isnt N/A anymore it's fucking infinite! Was that what the system meant by "This does not apply to you"?

Not only that, but now I have mutation points and a timer! I wonder if-...ah wait, the hunters are talking with me..

.....

Well, that was a boring but helpful conversation. Don't get me wrong though, I did learn something! The hunter leader, Yorlund, has a serious hard on for this Gorum dude, who is apparently a massive psycho. Like big time, GG Allin type crazy motherfucker.

He's been telling me stories for the past hour, the one that sticks out the most though is apparently at some point at country called the "The Holy Light Conglomeration" tried to war with the kingdom, while base on another continent and before any of the other braves even went to the king for a game plan, Gorum had decided to not waste time and SUNK THE FUCKING CONTINENT THAT COUNTRY WAS ON! The whole fucking continent, sunk into the ocean, which I don't think is even possible with out tectonic plates shifting massively.

So the big take away here, avoid that guy at all costs. I don't wanna go anywhere near someone like that no matter what, I mean the guy is practically Kratos.

Anywho! Back to it.

Blip!

[Kuart]

Measurement of height, 1 kuart is exactly 3 feet.

[Wumbo]

Measurement of weight, 1 Wumbo is exactly 2 pounds.

[Mutation Points]

Points used to purchase and upgrade mutations.

[Mutation Timer]

Shows you how long you have until you can mutate again.

Alrighty, first things first by that math I'm about 11 feet tall, and I weight 1,516 pounds...Holy shit! How can the carriage even hold me? I'm 500 pounds away from being a literal ton. I know I'm a big boy, but not that fucking big! I'm a semi truck in human form at this point, and it doesn't make sense! Or...does it? Let's observe the facts here first.

I looked at Yorlund and myself, silently comparing our sizes and yeah, I'm humongous. Keep in mind I thought everyone was just absolute midgets, so this is a pretty big shock. Although I have to say, I'm pretty stupid for not noticing before, this guy is pretty stacked and my thighs are as thick as his waist..if I had to give a more dumbed down example...my thighs are as thick as a propane tank.

My arms are about that same size aswell and my hands are huge too...I guess I never actually took a close enough look because from my perspective nothing change, my proportions are the same, I've just been scaled up overall. I swear I'm not stupid, I just didn't notice before. By the way its 1,526 of muscle, I'm not to budge belly fatty okay!

Anywho, it make sense why everyone is afraid of me now, I'm positively yoked! And I killed that bear, which is even bigger than me to the point I thought it was 3 full feet taller than me standing. Which to be fair, that's just bears. What was I doing just now...Oh! Mutation stuff.

So, the points were revealed thanks to leveling up appraisal but there is also a timer too. I guess that's why I couldn't select more mutations, they take time. Speaking of, I don't think the mutations I already have even formed yet, but they're still listed. Oh! Maybe I have to wait for my current mutations to finish before I can mutate again?

Since I don't really have a concrete answer as to which it is, I'm gonna assume the timer is both and call it. I bet that's it anyw- Ah, no wait the carriage stopped. I think its time to set up camp, or something is in the road....

Yeah, I don't know. Neither Yorlund or Kieran are doing anything, and I can't hear anything happening outside the carriage. Could I not be left in the dark here?

As I thought that, the curtain that acted as the exit and entrance to the carriage whiffed open, the biggest of the hunters, Olaf being the one who opened it.

"Camp's ready."

"Thanks Olaf, c'mon big fella. I bet you're hungry."

I am actually, so thank you. I stepped out of the carriage to see 5 tents, one that looks like its made of lizard skin, one made of what I can only assume is fine silks, one that just looks regular but smaller than the rest, one that has some nice leather for its outside and finally, a sheet pinned to two trees, making a big fuck off lean-to. Guess who's tent that's supposed to be?

Before I can contemplate how everything was set up so quickly, Yorlund beckoned me to the campfire, where they were already roasting some meat from that deer I killed.

Good god these people are fast! If I saw this on earth I'd think it was traveling circus start up, a shitty one too.

"Here, some meat." Yorlund handed me a skinned, but uncooked full deer leg....you serious here? I'm not some savage fatty who needs to diet damn it! Cook my food too you fucker! I'm serious!