Jokes

After about four hours, Lucas, already prepared, waited at LAX. His expert disguise rendered him unrecognizable to the bustling crowd around him.

Finally, he spotted Jennifer emerging from the arrivals gate. She wore a simple baseball cap, moving purposefully through the throng of travelers. A few people did double-takes, recognizing her, but respectfully kept their distance.

Jennifer's eyes scanned the crowd, clearly searching for Lucas. What she didn't realize was that he had already approached her, standing right beside her.

"Looking for someone?" Lucas asked in a low voice, a hint of amusement in his tone.

Jennifer turned, her eyes widening as she looked at the stranger beside her. It took a moment for recognition to dawn, her jaw dropping slightly as she realized it was Lucas.

"Lucas?" she whispered, incredulous. "Is that really you? How did you... I mean, I was standing right here and I didn't even..."

Lucas grinned, pleased with the effectiveness of his disguise. "Surprise," he said softly. "I've picked up a few tricks lately."

Jennifer shook her head in amazement, a smile spreading across her face. "Well, color me impressed. You could walk right past the paparazzi and they'd never know."

"That's the idea," Lucas chuckled. He reached for her bag. "Shall we?"

As they made their way through the airport, Jennifer couldn't stop glancing at Lucas, still marveling at his transformation.

***

Lucas and Jennifer entered his hotel room, the door closing softly behind them. As soon as they were alone, Lucas began to remove his disguise.

Jennifer watched in fascination as Lucas peeled away layers of makeup and prosthetics, revealing his familiar features. "That's incredible," she marveled. "You have to teach me how to do that sometime."

Lucas chuckled, wiping the last traces of makeup from his face. "It's not easy, but I'd be happy to show you a few tricks later."

With his disguise fully removed, Lucas turned to Jennifer. Their eyes met, and without a word, they moved towards each other. Their lips met in a tender kiss, conveying all the emotions they'd been holding back.

As they parted, Jennifer's eyes twinkled mischievously. "How about I cook us something? I'm starving after that flight."

Lucas raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "You want to cook here?"

Jennifer grinned, reaching for her bag. "I came prepared," she said, unzipping it to reveal an assortment of ingredients.

Lucas peered into the bag, his eyes widening as he recognized the makings of her famous chili pizza sandwich. He burst into laughter. "You brought all this on the plane?"

Jennifer shrugged, her smile widening. "What can I say? I like to be prepared."

***

As Jennifer set about cooking, Lucas leaned against the counter, watching her with a mix of amusement and affection. The small kitchenette in the hotel suite filled with the aroma of spices and melting cheese.

After about 30 minutes of preparation and cooking, Jennifer proudly presented the finished chili pizza sandwich. The bread was perfectly toasted, the cheese melted to gooey perfection, and the chili looked rich and inviting.

Lucas eyed the creation with a grin. "I should have known you'd make this. It's practically your signature dish at this point."

Jennifer playfully swatted his arm. "Hey, don't knock it. This sandwich got me through some tough times in my early acting days."

Lucas chuckled, reaching for a slice. "I'm not complaining. It's one of the few things you can cook without setting off the fire alarm."

Jennifer rolled her eyes good-naturedly. "Very funny. Just because I'm not a master chef doesn't mean I can't make a mean sandwich."

As they settled down to eat, the familiarity of the moment washed over them.

Lucas took a bite and nodded appreciatively. "You know, for someone with a limited culinary repertoire, you've really perfected this one."

Jennifer beamed, taking a bite of her own sandwich. "Well, they say practice makes perfect. And believe me, I've had plenty of practice with this one."

As they ate, the conversation flowed easily between them, touching on everything from the Grammy performance to upcoming projects.

***

Time progressed, and Lucas and Jennifer spent two weeks together. Their public appearances became frequent, with fans and paparazzi alike capturing moments of the couple out and about.

Photos of them holding hands at a local farmer's market, sharing a laugh at a trendy cafe, and attending a low-key movie premiere together flooded social media platforms and entertainment news channels. These images effectively quashed the rumors of their failing relationship that had sprung up after Lucas's duet with Taylor Swift.

During their time together, Jennifer and Lucas experienced a range of moments. They shared passionate nights, explored Los Angeles's hidden gems, and even took a short road trip up the coast.

However, their time wasn't without its challenges. On occasion, arguments would erupt, often initiated by Jennifer. Her insecurities about Lucas's rising fame and his chemistry with co-stars sometimes bubbled to the surface, leading to tense discussions.

One particularly heated moment occurred after they spotted a magazine cover speculating about Lucas and Taylor's relationship. Jennifer's reaction was more intense than Lucas expected, leading to a day of cold shoulders and clipped responses.

Yet, each time, they managed to work through their issues. Lucas's patience and Jennifer's willingness to communicate helped them navigate these rough patches. They would often end their disagreements curled up on the couch, talking things out until the early hours of the morning.

As Jennifer's departure date approached, there was a bittersweet atmosphere. They had grown even closer during this extended time together, making the impending separation more difficult. On her last night, they shared a quiet dinner in Lucas's hotel room, reminiscing about their weeks together and making plans for the future.

When the time came for Jennifer to leave, their goodbye was lengthy and emotional. They held each other tightly at the airport, promising to call and visit as often as their schedules allowed.

As Jennifer walked towards her gate, she turned back one last time, blowing a kiss to Lucas. He caught it with a smile, watching until she disappeared from view.

***

The 85th Academy Awards ceremony began with its traditional glitz and glamour. The Dolby Theatre in Hollywood was adorned with sparkling decorations, and the red carpet was a sea of designer gowns and tailored suits. Celebrities, including Lucas Knight, nominated for his role as Charlie in "The Perks of Being a Wallflower," made their way into the theater, stopping for photos and brief interviews.

As the guests settled into their seats, the atmosphere buzzed with anticipation. The lights dimmed, and the ABC network logo flashed across the screens, signaling the start of the live broadcast.

The ceremony opened with a pre-recorded sketch featuring host Seth MacFarlane, setting the tone for his irreverent style of humor. As the sketch concluded, the curtains parted, revealing Seth on stage.

Seth launched into his opening monologue, his wit sharp and often controversial. He took aim at various Hollywood figures and current events, eliciting a mix of laughs and uncomfortable chuckles from the audience.

At one point, Seth turned his attention to Lucas Knight. "Lucas Knight, everybody. The man who can make even awkward teenage angst look cool. I hear he's so method, he actually went back to high school for a semester. Don't worry, Lucas, I'm sure you'll graduate... eventually."

Lucas laughed along with the audience, shaking his head in amusement.

Later in the ceremony, Seth was on stage with Emma Stone to announce the nominations for Best Supporting Actress. After reading the names, he added with a mischievous grin, "Congratulations, you five ladies no longer have to pretend to be attracted to Harvey Weinstein."

The comment drew a mixture of gasps and nervous laughter from the audience.

The camera panned across the audience, capturing various reactions. When it landed on Lucas, he was seen laughing heartily, his head thrown back in genuine amusement. His reaction stood out among the more reserved responses of many other attendees.

Lucas's laughter seemed to encourage others around him to relax and join in, lightening the mood in his section of the theater. His ability to find humor in the situation, despite the sensitive nature of the joke, showcased his easy-going personality and his stance on the industry's open secrets.

As the laughter died down, Seth continued with the nominations, but the moment had left its mark. Backstage, crew members exchanged glances, while in the audience, whispered conversations erupted, discussing the bold joke and the various reactions to it.

***

As the night progressed, the anticipation in the theater grew. Finally, the moment arrived for the Best Actor category. Meryl Streep gracefully took the stage to present the award.

"And the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are," Meryl began, her voice carrying through the hushed auditorium.

"Daniel Day-Lewis in 'Lincoln',"

"Denzel Washington in 'Flight',"

"Hugh Jackman in 'Les Misérables',"

"Joaquin Phoenix in 'The Master',"

"And Lucas Knight in 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'."

As each name was called, the camera panned to the respective actors. Lucas, looking dapper in his tailored suit, gave a modest smile and nod when his name was announced.

Meryl opened the envelope, a slight pause building the tension. "And the Oscar goes to... Daniel Day-Lewis for 'Lincoln'!"

The audience erupted in applause as Daniel Day-Lewis made his way to the stage. Lucas, despite not winning, applauded genuinely, his face showing admiration for his fellow actor's performance.

As Daniel Day-Lewis made his way to the stage, the camera panned to Lucas. Despite not winning, Lucas applauded enthusiastically, a genuine smile on his face. There was no trace of disappointment in his expression; instead, his eyes shone with admiration for Daniel's performance.