Chapter 1: School Kinda Dumb

School is very dumb and I don't want to go but my parents said I have to go and I do even get to ride the bus I have to walk to fricking school.

"Hey you go to Topaz Academy?" someone behind me asked.

"No," I replied.

"Then why are you wearing the uniform?" theY asked.

Frick I have been figured out know what to do.

"Fine I go to Topaz Academy, what do you want?" I asked.

"Well I also go to Topaz Academy and I was hoping you could tell me how to get there," he asked.

"Not telling," I said.

"Then I will just follow you," he said.

Frick I don't know any way to lose him, maybe I could out run him though.

"LOOK IT'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!" I shouted.

"I'm not going to fall for that," he said.

"I know but they will," I said while pointing towards a group of elementary schoolers.

Suddenly a storm of nine and ten year olds trampled over the Topaz Academy student.

"Bye-bye!" I shouted.

...

I almost made it to the school with only a half mile left.

"HELP ME!" somebody screamed.

"NO!" I shouted back.

"WHAT!? YOUR NOT GOING TO HELP ME!? I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY!" they wailed.

"No," I said.

Why do people keep on asking for my help that's just too much energy.

...

I finally made it to the school gates.

"Could you-"

"NO, I CAN'T HELP YOU!" I shouted.

"I'll be taking you to the principal for screaming on campus," a security guard said

"No," I said.

...

I guess he was able to just teleport me to the principal's office.

"You're suspended," the principal told me.

"YES!" I shouted.