[BONUS #2]

A loud orchestral composition resounded, accompanying an overly dramatic broadcast intro animation that ended at the display of the network's title, along with a rapid and bold male voice announcing: "This is the Corn News Network, bringing to you, unrelenting and unfathomable truth."

During the "Hot News" segment on the broadcast channel, the male news anchor, Rob Stevens, in a black and white suit and meticulously combed hair presented the following report with a composed and professional demeanor: "The notorious terrorist organization, Al-Qaeda, released a video two days ago, detailing their alleged dispatch of explosives to the President's office in the White House."

The display switched from the newsroom to show videos of special agents in and around the White House, and others protecting the President's convoy.