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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

ImmenseEgg · realistisch
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69 Chs

The Earthquake Farmer

after one millisecond the genius gang got to the canteen and felt like going in the line but it was unfortunately one million lightyears long so instead they say down and decided to discuss their interpretations on their universe Jos cot however was not happy about people on the table having noses that smelt so he took out his salmon fish that was incredibly spicy malicey and was so fishy it filled up the entire universe with its smell.

seeing this, reec decided to put on his glasses and hit that dab and seeing this, Belissa was sooper angery come say "stop copying me" say "laughing at you cos you're pathetic"' say "I'll get my dad on you I'll tell my dad I'm telling dad I'll get my dad on you I'm telling dad" she checked her pocket and got a flashback to the time the mug cake was mixed and baked on her pocket and she got even angrier, she quickly called for reinforcements in the form of pooper barkman badams who began to sing kpop,. the genius gang did it to them in formation to protect themselves against the dangerous soundwaves and fought back with a goose they fought back with a layered tpose formation giving pooper many damages to her internal organs.

she died and cried and became the prom committee leader and turned it all fluffy which hurt reec on a spiritual level she added him to teh group chat and the makeup monsters were like stop being salty!! this hurt pooper and she called in reinforcements in the form of pooper number 2 who was an exact clone copy of her but of another plane of dimension and they both sang k pop and educated the genius gang on feminism.

feeling threatened by the oncoming waves of feminism the genius gang educated their enemies on the gender pay gap and how the gender pay gap exists only because it doesn't take into account the jobs themselves and spoke about how people in the same job got the same pay or pay based on their performance and promotions.

this scared the kpop fans and they retreated but then another opponent showed up, spurred on by Jos Cot's fishy salad.

it was breiza hor the farmer lord!! he became a lunch box and then became olive oil which confused Jos cot but reec decided to milc the stars! this scared Freida and he demonstrated his lack of comedical knowledge by questioning the act of doing it to em. this engraved the genius gang and they tposed passively however Freida wasn't going to go out on his own. he peed come say "not in the mood" he shook his hand and kneed the table "ow that really hurt I'll never do that again" he kneed the table again"ow that really hurt I'll never do that again" he kneed the table again"ow that really hurt I'll never do that again" he kneed the table again"ow that really hurt I'll never do that again" he kneed the table again and his kneecap disintegrated causing him to retreat back to the farms on his tractor. and letting the earthquake of a Richter magnitude of 69 bajillion to wreak hagoc unfortunately it destroyed his farm and tractors and made him cry due to his lack of kneecaps he fell off his bike and stopped his kneecap trousers.

all that was left on the battleground was the successful wenius Wang and Jos Cot's fishy salad and he ate the fish as victory and ate the grass of three entire planets yuum how nutritious!