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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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The Cummy Cat

After the right with the minimalist baker prodigy Dana the Kleenex gang had built up a sweat pheww they were succ'd into hurricane Katrina where they took a bath and came out looking so dapper even the trees ripped out the ground nodded in approval, dusting off their shoulders and adjusting their ties like a true dapper lord.

"but where we are??" reec aloe Vera looked around and noticed that all there was was ruined buildings and also Pennis what hapan???

Jos cot was having a mental breakdown come say "can you not" he violently became horizontal in mid air and T posed at the ceiling realising that the wenius Wang was actually inside a building! "you're being a git" say "my geographical pee cannot function under a ceiling!!!1!!!!!" and this was very saddening.

bathtub boy actually metamorphosised into igneous rock and was slowly eroded by the wind over the period of trillions of years. "it's seems that we are in the house of someone rather dapper I must say."

they walked around untill Jos cot had finished eating his curry which he did in a jiffy (The amount of time it takes mr.goseph on his bike (with no tires) to travel a Fermi (10^-15s) so about 3*10^-24s golly gosh!) he then peed out a receipt for Morrisons which bathtub boy read out. "toasted seed mix??!!" bathtub boy and Jos cot performed naval warfare for years after this.

soon reec found a box which he found very profound and did it to them in a sign of respect. the rest of the genius gang, understanding this act quickly joined in, all of them gathering around the box doing it to them and saying:

"I cum"

light shone out the box and it suddenly turned into a door the size of aoran Crushsnazzle's forehead oh my god! the roof tiling gang felt vibrations in the floor and knew what was about to happen. they quickly got in a row and adjusted their ties, dusting off their shoulders, neatening the alignment of their suits and blazers, neatening the cuffs of their sleeves and doing it to them like true dapper epics.

"oh lawd he comin"

cummy cat came through the catflap looking extremely dapper, come say "take off your clothes" say "suckurmum"

"omg it the cummy cat" the benius bang were very happy that they met this legendary figure and ate the floor tiles yuum.

cummy cat come say "why you here what you need" and reec looooves flora I cannot believe it's not butter! "I show you the secrets" the cummy cat oracle began milking the stars for information and set up a flat screen TV using a USB to USBC that he attached to the stars and TV.

Ali A's intro played as the TV turned on and Jos cot jumped in his seat in delight but then the Scrummy Bummy company came on??

bathtub boy became bamboozler and even a ball sack OwO what's this and found the Scrummy Bummy company very delicious why it on the telly?"

cummy cat pees "I show you troo reason of jaffaman gaming's disappearance!"

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