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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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69 Chs

Jaffa Man Gaming Goes Missing!

It took only like 0.1 bajillion years for the genius gang to get back to the Scrummy Bummy company where they could taste the carrot from the carrot trees.

Bathtub boy was so inspired by the beauty of the carrot trees and felt like maybe peeing but he knew that he had brought the perfect sacrifice and fertiliser to take the carrot tree forest. He got out the Pee Pee ocean from jos Cot's super computer bag and milked it and sinker it into the ocean and jos cot laff!

He pee come say "take off your clothes" say "take off your clothes" say "me pee" and he really does pee but bathtub boy say stopp he pee too and then he releases the Pee Pee ocean onto the carrot trees. The carrot trees come say "take off your clothes" say "up your bum suck ur mum" and bathtub boy decides to die he pees and then he dies. Bathtub boy ewe enraged he was like *I brought you so much pee yet you never milk??" come say" take drugs" say "pee" the carrot trees now understood that peeing is a good thing and that bathtub boy brought the Pee just so the carrot trees can pee and they became inspired.

Reec was amazed he thought that the carrot trees were just carrot trees but it turned out that the carrot trees were actually eggs that had turned into carrot trees, jos cot laff cos he knew that peeing is a good thing and thissde him very happy he loves kids.

The carrot trees grew very quickly because of the Pee Pee nutrients and they began to milk the stars the gods were enraged by this and decided that milk shouldn't exist but bathtub boy made it so jos cot would Jack the gods if they tried to strike the milc down to make condensed milk for cheesecake he became asparagus and became milk thanks.  The carrot trees then grew in a path for the hemois hamh to go straight to the Scrummy Bummy company and it barely took any time for the wenous Wang to hey there.

They began to eat spicy food and they peed and their pee was spicy and the carrot trees explained tjahtjis wasn't a very good thing however bathtub boy explained that respiration is not the same as breathing so it was all right.

When they got to the Scrummy Bummy company door they were v free ru spicy and were like ooo yes and peed and them ate eggs but they didn't because it wasn't a very good thing according to the carrot tree so they nevacame olives instead.

Bathtub boy tried to open the door but his special ehh password wasn't working so he was about to wjop out the special cmy bummy he took from. The company just in case and was about to use it on the door but jos cot laff come say take off your clothes come say mm yes he pees he hits the door eitith his super computer bagh with the lads of the universe and becomes spicy and turns into milk he hacks the doors mainframe and it opens by turning into a muscular egg and reec is inspired this was very  inspired by my because most eggs aren't muscular so hacking a door into a muscular egg is a very nice thing to do.

When they got in bathtub boy said that they were home however there was no one there in the main room. And the lights were all off meaning THAY Them they couldn't see. They got lost and had to burn now Cot's super computer to set which made him cry and he died lol.

Jaffaam gaming was gone and bathtub boy couldn't find him what happened here he thought maybe he became Milkman he peed right and basically right last night oh yes he smelled the moon.

He looked in the Scrummy Bummy vault that had previously been depleted for opening the heritage.

Because they had been gone for a lot of bajillion years the vault should have been filled by now  with Scrummy bmy yet it was actually not. It was only a void. Now he understood what had opened on no he milks oh no he became milk oh noo he pees and does a dance say "the Scrummy Bummy company must have been under attack while we were gone and jaffa Man gaming escaped with the Scrummy Bummy, leading away the attackers. it must have been... Mr. Gloybraith's angery minions!

Reec and jos cot left bathtub boy to his contemplation as he was very angery and sad and was like "lmao" so they left and went to curry's pc World to upgrade jos Cot's new pee pee cooled compoter.