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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

ImmenseEgg · realistisch
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69 Chs

Introduction

abul babul looked into the ocean where he saw jos cot become milk dunked biscuits on his majestic legacy of bse cruise ship of pee pee. he then looked into the sky and would love for it to rain pee, this would be a good time for licks! reec descended from the sky holding his mobile fone and had it levitate in the air alloing abul babul to press the button on the screen.

reec becomes ecstatic , come say "take off your clothes" say "are you looking??!!" tap on your shoulder "are you looking??" the two of them on the cliff chant " magic is real its contained within an app"

"6-1 spicy chicken wrap obtained with just a tap!"

a hole forms in the cloudy lemonade the cloudy sky where the 6-1 spicy chicken wrapd escends from the heavens upon the two genius gang members. suddenly it then performs a threeway mitosis, splitting into three equal parts as it floated in the sky. "mmm brown sauce!" reec and abul babul say as they hold one of the pieces together. The third piece flies into the horizon where jos cot's ship comes closer and closer and the remaining two phase into the foreheads of aaoran bushnell that's not a forehead that's a fivehead reec ascends into the sky to pee in a circle showing that the weather forecast was wrong, there will be pee!

Bathtub boy planted a carrot seed in the ground and mixed up a batch of cottage cheese he shook the milk carton so hard Connor McAlister the real the original Deadpool who's strong due to the consumption of milk materialised in the milk carton and came out to pull up his sleeves to reveal his Deadpool arm hair come say "you dare pee in the range of my vicinity??"

he takes out his two kabanas and runs towards bathtub boy at a rapid speed clearly angery that his pen stealing session has been interrupted by the delinquents known as the Kleenex gang!

abul babul tilul dilul dibul bibul bobol tobobol neither did it to them or T posed, but instead stood, busting a singular nut. reec then suddenly came out the ground come say "stopid pee pee boy!" bathtub boy was blown away by this say "i am pee!" say "I love pee" say "DO NOT CURSE!"

bonor mbalister stopped in his tracks and began to think like jos cot he stared at grass wee and jaco hara smexy! say "to thinc that I would see the dreadful Kleenex gang here, after you were exposed by miss no man's land!"

bathtub boy and reec paused for a moment to think back onto what had happened in the past few nigerias...