Buy My Merch!
As menace Ellis descended a great firr swept up the dust causing a vortex of flames to form, this was due to his mixtape that was hotter than quasars (10 trillion degrees, not even joking lmao) and the straight fire he was spitting as he span in circles while peeing.
the wenius Wang were in awe of this brilliant pee pee act, could it be that rather than the cummy cat calling menace Ellis milky wilky down here to help him fight the wenius Wang, he just wanted an opportunity to escape?
this theory proved true as cummy cat began to play jelly splash with Increasing ferosity causing menace Ellis to finally snap with fury "fatbihc!". the sky became red and clouds became black with flashes of lightning coursing through them like testicles hmm yes I quite like that come say "take off your clothes" say "can you stoohhhpp" say upon this mortal universe: "buy my merch..."
the quenius quang do it to them in an attempt to divert the sheer profundity of these words but the earth below then collapses causing them to T pose at gravity to make it stfu 'BICH BICH!'
cummy cat is now nowhere to be seen and abul babul slaps his knee in the mildest irritation "gosh darn!" he becomes barisherab boi boi and reec becomes floral bed sheets. "can you not" say "can you not" say "can you stop you're being a git" upon "can you stop being a git" Jos cot nods in approval of these floral bed sheets nice!
menace Ellis quickly milks jelly splash and advertises his merch causing the wenius Wang to have to do it to them so they wouldn't spend all the Scrummy Bummy on Ellis's merch they move in a single file convey say "no running in the corridor!"
menace Ellis descends from the sky and lands on the scorched ground clutching his chest and in tears he just couldn't believe that he had the audacity to run in the corridors and felt overwhelming guilt.
in this fraction of time, the henius hang came up with an advanced plan on how to stop menace Ellis from burning down the earth through his mix tape but not before drinking a cup of tree a cup of coffee a cup of water a glass of milk a cup of milk playing chess at an advanced level on redhotpawn.com yes yes yes!!!1!!!!!!!
menace Ellis ascends a few meters into the sky and begins to flip in mid air like a bottle a hand actually comes down from the sky to flip his rigid body and lands him upright again.
he does the emo, dabs again, shares it on bapchat and advertises his merch again. thankfully the act of this allows him to teleport straight to the canteen and he buys a donut with sprinkles on it pleanse donut succ! he sucks out the milk ah yes I quite like that quite a lot!
he teleports back to the battlefield to eat the donut but the genius gang suddenly touch a stone which touches a seed that grows into a tree that touched a cloud that rains where the water goes into a river, is drunk by a fish which the genius gang then throws at menace Ellis who screams in horror. "eww you got your hand germs on it!" the fish didn't even touch the donut, he throws it away and reec ascends into the sky and dives to the location of the donut.
"how are you" he asks and taps on the donuts shoulder as to get its attention but it just won't look at what he's looking at wtf??!!! reec eats the donut and realises that the sprinkles and icing was made out of milk holy Crompton!