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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

ImmenseEgg · realistisch
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69 Chs

Angered By Udders!

"Mr barrison??" bathtub boy mopped the ceiling and reec drowned in the bathtub say "suckurmum!"

Mr barrison dropped Jaco hara off onto a nearby mountain and spun and hit that dab to turn and face the wenius Wang "don't blink kiddywink!"

Mr barrison appeared behind the genius gang but bathtub boy put a lit splint in a test tube and heard a squeaky pop! this was the test for hydrogen and augmented reec's speed in playing the stylophone!

Mr barrison was blown backwards by the genius gang's brilliant Succ however he laff and takes bathtub boy's coat and does a handstand on it!

from Mr barrisons balding head arose a shine greater than one ever seen before! the genius gang did it to them but Mr barrison laff evilly say "come out kiddywinks..."

the owner of Curry's PC world and Tesco's express looked up to see the shadowy figure becoming larger and larger. It was Mr Grumble who suddenly T posed, sending down trillions of dangerous rock hard geezer's rock hard pee pee rock hard flap jacks!!!1!!!!

"Fossilised Dinosaur Excrement." Reec utters upon the heavens, and bathtub boy revolves his doing it to them stance, stepping forwards and materialising a bathtub that protects the two members from the dangerous projectiles.

Even so, the two members inside the bathtub are still forced to spin and hit that dab and to retreat backwards when Mr barrison splits into a trillion Mr barrisons and does a handstand on every single flapjack! this vastly increased the power of the flapjack projectiles and made reec and bathtub boy rub their stomachs on satisfaction yuuum say "I cannot believe this is not butter" say "butter" say "cannot eat no more!"

but just as Mr Grumble was about to move on to teaching the genius gang how to answer English GCSE questions, "fitbitman! Irish man!"

Tommy mcgregor swung from buildings to buildings using just his Fitbit powers come say "let's get going let's get running let's get moving let's get a move on let's get moving" thanks mum he landed and ate every single flap jack in existence and Jos cot starved LOL good.

"how darr" Mr barrison was sooo angery by this "kiddywink" he say "a person like me is one you should never trust cos when I see a child my desires become a must!"

he teleported above fit bit man and did a headstand on him, however Fitbit man used his dusty sandwiches to cushion the blow to which Mr benny said "what's all that about?"

due to touching fit bit man's dusty Irish sandwiches Mr barrison recoiled in shock allowing the two genius gang members to discard the bathtub and to pay for assisted fridge installation!

Mr barrison was gravely injured and had to be put on life support but reec found this amazing say "Can I try?" say "Can I have a go?" he goes to the children hospital and sees a child getting chemotherapy "can I have a try?" child being given anaesthesia during an operation say "can I have some??" yes you can!

then bathtub boy and reec went to the farm where they met the tractor possessed by fraz horé's spirit and met the cows say "milk" they recited "milk" and became infuriated at udders GRRRR!