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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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A Bad Boner

cummy cat milked the TV he drunk the TV and loved custard creams how are you doing he pees and drinks tea yuuum.

the wenius Wang notice that the TV is on YouTube and showing a video omg it's jaffaman gaming's channel, in the video Jaffa Man Gaming said, "hey guys! welcome to my new video and today we're going to be uncovering a great secret surrounding the extistence cummy bummy...shh! shh! donut tell anyone haha but first, Santa Claus wants me to give away these gift cards!"

bathtub boy drunk a tree to pee properly and reec and Jos cot nodded in approval yes well played and this meant that jaffaman gaming suddenly said "wait what that noise?? not peeing noise goddamn!" he got up and span around in the spot with a T pose resulting in an omnidirectional attack aimed at any evil non peers close to the Scrummy Bummy company.

in the video then, the evil shadow of a penis became milk and jaffaman gaming quickly dusted off his shoulders to become more dapper in response, here we see that jaffaman gaming was truly a dapper gentleman!

"omg this isn't normal!" bathtub boy was getting a bad boner from this and so was reec and Jos cot, reec quickly drew a landscape of the sunrise which filled up Jos cots tummy due to its scrummy damn!

if the bad boner was correct, then the evil shadow of the penis wasn't just Mr gloybraith's minions, but something much more than that! the ginger shadow became more and more ginger and jaffaman gaming stuck out his finger~~~

cummy cat then turned off the TV and became not so cummy at all come say "can you not" say "to watch anymore will I am legend you need to get YouTube red" and the genius gang became enraged.

"he chomnk" the three of them said, "oh lawd he comin" and adopted not just a T pose but Pennis and also Dicke and balls becoming golden idols of dapper gods they dusted off their chests until they looked their best as cummy cat charged towards them noooo they did it to them in retaliation which cummy cat collided into and became severely injured.

Jos cot teleported to Curry's PC world for compoter parts, reec aloe Vera relocated to poundland to buy Shrek 2 and bathtub boy became barisherab boi boi while they all T posed not gonna lie!

(because of these 3 nodes around the world a triangle was formed which was later to be known to humans as the Bermuda triangle where time and space warped due to the fabric of space suffering from thousands of micro wounds)

realising that his pp was stuck in the triangle, cummy cat became distressed and loves Greek style yoghurt! the genius gang almost break formation due to this but they quickly became flora I will not believe that it is not butter to solidify their state of mind as they T posed.

unable to take it anymore, cummy cat began to disintegrate but not before loving olive oil which made the jenius jang pity cummy cat and in this moment, cummy cat logged onto Facebook and sent a request to play jelly splash to ye oldé lord - ellis menace milky merch colaber 3000!

"fatbihc!" was said upon the Bermuda triangle as Ellis menace descended from his slumber in Egypt, "gona headbutt your pusi boii" he peed and span around in a circle making a pee circle! the genius gang's bad boners started to soften knowing this fact thank god