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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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When I Popped Off

/Frank POV/

(Ainz, I need to go and see something really quickly. Things won't be too long on my end.)

(Hmm, what sort of thing requires you to personally go to whatever site it is you've been working on?)

(It's just a place that's been very very important to me. Important beyond words. I can't even begin to describe what it means to me my friend. And I can't tell you. It's that's important.)

Ainz was at his office with a nice slice of cake on his table while he was looking at more papers. I'm hearing slippery noises, so I'm pretty sure that one of the girls are underneath giving him that lockjaw, but I do my best to not actually say anything about it.

(Hah, I won't even be able to find you even if I used all of Nazarick's resources, would I?)

(Not really, my friend. It's not easy to get me when I don't wanna be caught.)

(Fin then. But promise me-)

(I will come back, it will just be for the day. That's all it is, I swear.)

(Good. I'll have Albedo oversee your experiments in the meantime.)

(No, it would be better to keep Demiurge on these works. He's more familiar with the instructions that I left him and Hell be aware just enough to understand what I need him to do with the experiment.

On a side note, the plan is going great. He's been getting strong enough to even begin pushing Shalltear back. If that's the sort of energy that he could manifest untrained, imagine what crazy shit he could get up to when he gets his formal training from Cocytus.)

(Cocytus? Why would you subject that boy to the same sort of training that Takemizakuchi installed into Cocytus?)

(It's so that he could actually be good. Now, if we want to create a reasonable story that isn't as clean, then I have one in mind.)

(Alright, sure. Go ahead, what plans do you have for this.)

(Well, here it goes. First-)

(A/N: Assume that the entirety of the explanation happens here. And allow me to speed up the sheer amount of word count that I need to pump out in such a short period of time.)

*tap dances begin in the background as Frank goes off m ma tangent.

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,

Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,

As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,

A mose is a mose!

A rose is a rose!

A toes a toes!

Hooptie doodie doodle

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,

But Moses supposes Erroneously,

For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,

As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Moses

(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)

Moses

(Moses supposes erroneously)

Moses

(Moses supposes his toeses are roses)

As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

A Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is

A rose is for Moses as potent as toeses

Couldn't be a lily or a daphi daphi dilli

It's gotta be a rose cuz it rhymes with mose!

Moses!

*Frank still continues on with his explanation as Ainz was confused as to how background dancers even came to the office.*

*Ainz begins to notice that the dancers are swapping over to wearing knight gear instead*

Balls hanging low while I pop a bottle off a yacht

Chain swanging, cling-clang and it cost a lot

Bitch, I'm always at the guala, yeah, and you are not

Badass B, keep on going 'til you hit the spot

Woah, I'm a big bag hunter with the bow

She got a big bad dumper, drop it low

Mama called me and she happy with the growth

Never ever fold for a thottie, that's an oath (yeah, ayy)

Just popped her kidney, I bought a million options of the stock

And I stopped doin' the green

Man, I rock arenas, bringin' the peace

I'm bumpin' that 'Pac in the car, pretendin' I got all the eyes on me

Got a bad baby and she's independent

Too many people older than me that's seekin' attention

When they warned me 'bout the goofies, man, I shoulda listened

And the smell of the money, My Strangest Addiction, uh

She tip for dick, I let her lick

I had to dip, I'm off a fifth, am I rich now?

I bought a whip, I paint it pink

It drive itself, the fuck you think? Yeah, I'm rich now

Ayy lil' mama, yeah, you heard about me

I'ma pop you like a pea, yeah, edamame

Yeah, feel so hot like I'm chillin' on the beach

Yeah, baby in the sun like the Teletubbies

balls hanging low while I pop a bottle off a yacht

Chain swanging, cling-clang and it cost a lot

I'm always at the guala, yeah, and you are not

Badass B, keep on going 'til you hit the spot

Woah, I'm a big bag hunter with the bow

She got a big bad dumper, drop it low

Mama called me and she happy with the growth

Never ever fold for a thottie, that's an oath

I've been in the club and takin' shots

If you got your mask off in the photo, you getting cropped

Hoppin' out the function, the CVS is like a block away

Bought a moisturizer, my ice cold, it's drying my face

Don't need that VVS, my ice is fake, your life is fake

I choose to do it for my pocket's sake

You basing your opinions on what the major says

I renovate, the bad energy I erase, uh

Yeah, I don't ever really wanna talk, talk, talk, talk

Only really ever want the top, top, top, top

Guess I'm goin' back to the sock, sock, sock, sock

At least this money never really stop, stop, stop, stop

Ayy lil' mama, yeah, you heard about me

I'ma pop you like a pea, yeah, edamame

Yeah, feel so hot like I'm chillin' on the beach

Yeah, baby in the sun like the Teletubbies

balls hanging low while I pop a bottle off a yacht

Chain swanging, cling-clang and it cost a lot

I'm always at the guala, yeah, and you are not

Badass B, keep on going 'til you hit the spot

Woah, I'm a big bag hunter with the bow

She got a big bad dumper, drop it low

Mama called me and she happy with the growth

Never ever fold for a thottie, that's an oath

*Ainz' jaw just drops at the sheer insanity that was happening behind Frank as Frank just went on sith explaining the plan to make the people of the world accept Climb as a hero*

*a Lamborghini proceeds to drive in with the background characters shedding their skin to look like Roddy Rich and Mustard*

(A/N: Unfortunately, I don't wanna have to place the full lyrics of Ballin, due to the N-Word u- SIKE!)

I don't really want to go

I don't really wanna stay

But I really hope and pray

Can we get it together

Get it together

(Mustard on the beat, ho)

I put the new Forgi's on the Jeep

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets

I keep a hunnid racks inside my jeans

I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team

Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'

I was wakin' up, gettin' racks in the mornin'

I was broke now I'm rich, these niggas salty

All this designer on my body got me drip, drip (ayy)

Straight up out the Yajects, I'm a big Crip

If I got a pint of lean, I'ma sip, sip

I run the racks up with my queen, like London and Nip

But I got rich on all these niggas, I didn't forget, bet

I had to go through the struggle, I didn't forget that

I hopped inside of the Maybach and now I can sit back

These bitches know me now, 'cause I got them big racks

'Cause I'm gettin' money now, I know you heard that

Young nigga on the corner, bitch, I had to serve crack

Uncle fronted me some P's, had to get them birds back

We came up on dirty money, I gave it a bird bath

Cut off the brain and I give my bitch a new coupe

Either you frontin' Yah Gang or you're SuWoop

Got a New Orleans bitch and man that pussy voodoo

And I'm that nigga now, who knew?

I put the new Forgi's on the Jeep

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets

I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans

I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team

Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'

I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'

I was broke now I'm rich, these niggas salty

I been wakin' up to get the money, whoa, whoa

Got a bad bitch, her ass tatted, whoa, whoa

Givenchy to my toes, two twins, I'm fuckin' 'em both

I put her in new AP, the water like a boat

I was down bad on my dick, where was you niggas at?

I know you turned your back on me, just to get some racks

I seen you swerve back, 'cause I'm in the black 'Bach

New diamonds on me, fuck a flash, this ain't SnapChat

'Cause I been gettin' paid

Yellow diamonds on me look like lemonade

Got my baby mama that new Bentayga

Tryna get the dough, Joe, like a sensei, yeah

Rolls Royce umbrellas when I'm in the rain

I just mind my business

I got brothers that did the time, I ain't kiddin'

All these rappers just talk about it, I live it

Goin' up, I ain't got no sky limit, yeah, yeah, yeah

I put the new Forgi's on the Jeep

I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath

'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets

I keep a hunnid racks inside my jeans

I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team

Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'

I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'

I was broke now I'm rich, these niggas salty

I, ayy, yeah

I've been ballin', lil' nigga

Now watch me ball on these niggas

Yeah, now watch me ball on these niggas, yeah

Now watch me ball on these niggas

Now watch me ball on these niggas, yeah, yeah

*Ainz didn't really have that much sanity as the time spent listening to Mekhaine was almost over. He was at his limit for the day*

(Now then, are there any questions that you might have on hand, or is that all you needed to know?)

The poor guy, he was already getting fucked up from hearing all of my explanation.

(A-ah, yes, I see. So that's your plan. I understand it all completely now. Umu, I'll send Demiurge over to help you. You can go now Mekhaine-san.)

(Understood, see you after this little excursion of mine, Ainz.)

The poor guy was left there in the room after being so fucking confused about what just happened to him. Poor poor soul, he didn't even know what gaslighting really entails to.

Thank God I have Perfect Control or else there wouldn't really be anything holding me back from bursting out loud like a madman from the look on his face.

But I was a madman, so the very moment I was outside of the Tomb, shedding off my metallic form to my actual physically flesh-based form, I went wild with the Joker laughter.

(BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh you actually have to be shitting me. He thought he was ACTUALLY hallucinating from all of that.

Man, I fucking love flesh copies. They can do so many weird things.)

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