Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You

/Takemizakuchi POV/

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/Around a day? ago/

{Hah- sometimes I think what might have happened if he never came here. But now, now is not the time for that. I had Mikoto go out and look for more information about the dungeon master. If he hated gods then he would most likely ne trying to do something that would damage the relations between us and the people of the city. I wonder what kind of things go through the mind of such a dangerous person.} Takemizakuchi thought to himself as he then (Takemizakuchi-sama, we have a visitor here!) a very timid voice spoke out as they walked in. The person who spoke out was a girl who had bangs covering a part of her face.

She had quite the innocent look on her face as she let someone in. There, Takemizakuchi's eyes went wide as he saw who was there. It was the very man that he spoke to, the man that he had sent Mikoto out to learn about. (Well then, you have quite the quaint home here Takemizakuchi, how much did you have to use just to get this place? A couple million Valis? Or a couple hundred thousand?) Frank spoke to him as Takemizakuchi looked at him in alert. He didn't know why did such a dangerous man come here, but whatever the reason may be, it might be in Takemizakuchi's best interest to keep his guard up. (Oh calm your tits man, I'm not here to kill you or any of your "cute" little "children".) Frank said as he then pats Takemizakuchi' shoulder. (In fact I'm here because I got a deal for you.) he spoke again as he sat down on the floor with no decorum.

(What do you wish to talk to me about?) Takemizakuchi asked as Frank then smiled brightly. (I want you to take a very specific girl along with you. I think you know what her name is.) Frank said as Takemizakuchi was confused until Frank got closer and spoke into his ears (Sanjouno Haruhime.) as he walked back to sit down yet again. Takemizakuchi was shocked that he heard the name of the girl that his Familia played with. He was thinking about he until he remembered a crucial piece of information about her. (Wasn't she cast out by her father because she ate an offering?) he said as Frank chuckled at his words. (Oh Mister God, you have no clue about the kind of shir that occurs when someone isn't trying hard enough to get the truth.) he said as he then continued to walk the god through the kind of things that she had undergone during her exile.

Takemizakuchi was shocked that she had endured do much suffering yet still had no grudges against him or his Familia. (So what I want you to do, is to be a just in case for Haruhime, if anything goes bad for her. Also she may or may not be attracted to me since I was the guy who saved her.) he spoke as Takemizakuchi nodded until he heard the last bit. (S-She's attracted to you?!) he said surprise since he knew that the girl loved to read princess stories. (Mainly because of the bad boy charm, or the fact that I got her out of a very shitty situation. But the fact stands that she likes me, but I cant return her feelings, because I have no clue whatsoever when it comes to relationships.) Frank said as Takemizakuchi nodded at his words. (I see, and what does my Familia get out of this? Surely making a deal with you is tantamount to me betraying my fellow deities.) Takemizakuchi said as Frank rubbed his chin. (You drive a hard bargain old man, fine, I'll let your Familia go, and say some things that endure that you won't get caught in the crossfire of what I'm going to do.) Frank said as Takemizakuchi then sighed at his words.

(As long as my Familia is safe, I will agree to these terms.) he said as Frank then smiled. Takemizakuchi thought that this might be a terrible mistake, but he already made a deal with the madman. (Great! Now, how do we celebrate such a deal done well? Hmm, ah that's it! Some iced tea will do well for this wonderful occasion!) Frank said as a two glasses of iced tea with a single lemon appeared in his hands.

(Cheers! To a happy cooperation!) Frank said as he took a large swing from it. Takemizakuchi however, felt the sweet taste of the tea, but for him, it was so so bitter. (Oh cheer up will you? You should be happy that you were able to preserve your childrens' lives! Isn't that what any parent wants for their children, to be safe, to be happy?) Frank said as Takemizakuchi simply nodded at his words, wondering when will the man leave. (Alrighty then, I'll be sending you some instructions sooner or later for what's about to occur, I hope that you'll honor your side of the deal, Take.) he said as the white light started to cover Frank yet again. And just like that, their discussion was over, and the Far Eastern god was left in his room, with a glass of iced tea, he took one last drink to finish it and then placed it on his table, wondering what night happen to his children.

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/Present Day/

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/Mikoto POV/

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Takemizakuchi-sama had sent me yesterday to search for information about the dungeon master, and what I understood from him is this. 1. He's ruthless and playful, considering lives as toys for him to play around with. 2. He doesn't care if his actions would affect the city. And finally, he hated being called a pervert for some reason. I never could understand why that last one was something that he didn't like, but it's still information. Maybe I can try to find a way for him to get confused and strike him down then? Or get someone to call him a pervert and attack him whole he's distracted. It may seem like a cowardly method to defeat such a foe, but considering that he can kill first class adventurers easily, I wouldn't want to take any chances. To ensure the safety of this city, I'll have to study him even further.

(Come one, we're going to go and kill the monster!) says random fodder 1. (Yeah, if we get him we'll be able to cash in that favor from that cute goddess!) said cannon fodder 2. (You guy are hopeless! The only people capable of killing him are probably the first class adventurers like the Sword Princess, or the King!) said random fodder 4. (Mah Mah, you shouldn't be so pessimistic! We might get lucky and take him down.) said common fodder 2 who was already drooling alongside cannon fodder 1.

{These people, what are they talking about? Could it be?} Mikoto thought as she then walked over to the group. (Excuse me, but are you going into the dungeon?) she asked as the first cannon fodder answered her (Yep, were going to go and hunt down the dungeon master! Loki promised whoever killed him would get one free favor, no limits!) Mikoto was shocked that such a proud goddess would lower herself to such levels just to kill such a man. (And what was the reason for her to do such a thing? The risks that the favor could have are too many!) she said as cannon fodder 4 sighed at her words. (Well that's because she's in grief, two of her first class adventurers were killed by the dungeon master outside of the city. That man is a true menace to the city!) Mikoto nodded at the words of cannon fodder 4 as she then asked (So you're all going by yourselves? I'm not quite sure that you'll survive against him alone.) The group then looked a each other as they then laughed. (Oh that's because we aren't the only ones going, most of the lower class adventurers are gonna go and try their luck against him!).

Mikoto was taken aback at the words as she noticed that everyone around her was wearing armor of different levels, with weapons ranging from simple knives and daggers, to longswords and hammers. (So this is-) she said as her train of thought was continued by the cannon fodder group (Most of the lower class adventurers in Orario!) they said as they all started to walk their way to the dungeon, hoping to get a chance of luck to kill the dungeon master. Mikoto thought hard as she weighed her chances of being able to kill such a man, she then sighed as she thought that she could try her best and get lucky.

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/Fast Forward to Present Time/

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Frank was done checking up with he bodies nearby, the loot ranging from semi-decent weapons, to very expensive works made by high quality blacksmiths. He was quite happy with what he got as he then decided to find a way to dispose of the bodies, lucky for him, he already had one. All of the SCP-3199 instances that didn't die in the battle soon started to give birth, and it was quite obvious as to what they were going to feed their children. He was quite satisfied at how things were going right now. He repelled an attack from the adventurers, and was able to kill most of them, including Ottar, who he never really liked. (Now I just have to break the news to that woman and ensure that she won't say a single thing, and we're all good!) he said to himself as he then walked away from the battle, wondering to himself as to what he wanted to do next.

(Considering that the only thing this world really gave me was a free Luck generator and some kills, I guess it's safe to say that this world might be done with, now all I have to do is choose another world and I'll be set, oh yeah and I should probably honor my promise with Hephaestus, she does deserve less shit on her shoulder to be fair.) he said as he continued to walk away.

Suddenly, he heard a rumbling in the bushes, wondering what it is, he walked towards where it came from and opened it up to find something quite unusual. It was a Xeno, more specifically, a Voiuvre. And it was looking at Frank with fear in its eyes. (Why hello there little on-) he said as his face was slashed by the claws of the girl. Albeit they didn't leave any marks on him, it still felt uncomfortable to feel such sharp claws go across his face in an attempt to kill him. (Kid, calm yourself, I'm not here to do anything to you, well, nothing bad anyways.) he said as the Xeno girl then calmed down slowly, albeit she still took caution when interacting with Frank. (First off, what's your name? Oh wait, you guys don't have names, sorry about that, how about I give you a name?) Frank spoke to the Xeno as she then felt something weird in her. As if there was some strange force telling her to obey the man in front of her. (What are you doing to me?!) she said as she she tried to harm Frank again. Frank being Frank simply dodged her attack while explaining (Kid, I'm the dungeon master, you're a Xeno born from the dungeon, in a sense I can control you, but I honestly don't feel like doing shit like that right now, so you don't need to get your claws broken right now since you can't really do anything against me.) he said as the Xeno was getting tired with trying to kill him.

(You don't have a name right? How about I give you one?) he said as the Xeno looked at him in caution before slowly nodding her head. (Alrighty then! Your name shall now be #&$&@&! Hope you're happy with it kid, cuz I've already made my choice.) he said as the girl then took a minute before falling asleep from running away from adventurers. {Ah shit, did I do that?} Frank thought as he then tried to wake the girl up before ultimately choosing to bring her to the Xeno Village, where she might get some friends in.