From Brave England's White Sands

/Frank POV/

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(Umm, just, don't mind me, I'll just be here doing my job.) I said to them as this was an extremely stupid thing for me to do. I swear to high fucking heaven I really shouldn't have done this, I regret this so heavily now. (. . . . Un.) Sona said as I just started to mop up the floor around them as they stayed in their seats talking about a bunch of other stuff, some of them along the lines of contracts that they get from summonings. I almost forgot that they did that, wait no, it's not that I almost forgot, it's that I actually did forget that they took fucking odd jobs.

(And that's the end of the meeting today. I see that we're still very busy, and our resident janitor needs to clean the rest of the room without us distracting him.) Sona spoke again as I nodded and went to go and grab a fresh bucket. (And where exactly do you think you're going?) a male voice said as I could surmise that there was that one little bastard behind me. (Getting a fresh bucket of water kid, and getting something to get rid of the smell in the room, something's off in there and I think it may be a lunch box.) I said as I turned around and sighed at the sight of Sona's pawn strutting up to me and trying to size me up.

(Listen here man! I'm only allowing you t-) he spoke until Sona slapped him with a plastic folder as she then started to apologize to me. (Forgive me Slayer-san, but my pawn is unaware of your legend and what you would nor-) she spoke until I groaned and just gave her the shushing sound as I cleared my throat. (Kid, cut the bullshit, you wanna know why I'm here. You think I'm here to keep an eye on you, that's one part of the reason that I came to this place. The second, was to make sure you and your fucking peerage don't do anything retarded while I'm still here. And I will be here, for a long fucking time.) I gave her my answer as I handed the bucket to her pawn and said to the poor lad (If you don't want your little princess to get torn up into gore, get me some clean water. Don't make this any more stupid than what it needs to be.)

And once that was done being said to him, I cracked my neck as I pulled a chair from the room and sat down on it. (Just stick to your normal seat kid, it's easier that way to talk. I'm a casual man that's good at casual things. Casual work, casual play, and the occasional slaughter. You know what I do, what you don't know is what I've become.) I said to her as I then leaned over and asked her (Do you know, what the definition of insanity is?) as she then gripped her seat as I stood up form my own.

(Insanity, is, going about your day, doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again expecting something to change. That's what the definition of insanity is. I learned that saying from a fucking video game.) I told her as I then pulled out a nice water bottle as I chugged it all down and used hellfire to burn it away into nothing. Her pupils almost looked like pinholes when she saw the fire that came from my hands. (You think, just like every single one of your people, that I'm still the same man that will willingly rip apart your limbs quickly and nonsurgically. That's still true, but I can do worse now. It takes a monster to kill a monster sometimes. I was already your biggest beast, now, now I've got some fresh fucking paint and a giant arm cannon to boot it up.)

When she noticed that I wasn't near her anymore and that I was back in my seat, she then gulped as her hands were getting clammy. (And w-what do you even want from me hmm? What is it that you see when you see my face?) she asked me with venom laced in her words as I smiled. (Someone who can bring me more targets. Call your sister, tell her to come over in about three hours. I have a little thing that I need her for. You, on the other hand, you are going to be useful in a different way entirely.) I said as I then leaned over the table and said (I overheard somethings about your old summoning system. Now, I've killed a lot of summoner types of your kind before, more bodies than what Everest was at. I want the method to summon your kind.) I said to her as she then realized what I wanted.

(I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO KILL LOW-LEVELLED DEVILS!) she shouted at me as she then slapped her mouth shut as I took a deep breath and then sighed. (I'm not aiming for your small fry, I know that you want to be an equalizer of the ditty system in the underworld. But I think you forget that there are essentially two rules for it.) I said as I began my advice. (Rule one: Might equals right, and that's a retarded rule, but you see me getting out of situations like when the very leaders of Heaven itself went to apologize to me and the saintess that lives in the shed. If you're strong enough, then you can do whatever the shit you want in any case or scenario.) once I finished the first rule she nodded and said (I already know that one. But I don't see-) ad she got interrupted again since I raised my other finger.

(And rule two: Connections. Politics, as much as I hate it and want to spit on it, is a lot more simpler than what you anticipate. You want security? You have your elder sister who's strength is more than enough to freeze the underworld over just to see you in a fucking magical girl outfit.) I said as she then started to blush and groan from the embarrassment. (Embarrassment won't do much for you. You're a devil, what you want is something that your kind has always paid in odd ways, and I'm definitely sure that creating a school for weaker devils to get friends and elevate their status is a much bigger thing than twirling a wand and saying some words in a frilly prissy prim magical dress. It's such a low cost that I'm surprised that your sister hasn't asked you to eat her out while wearing one yet.) I said as she started to blush even further as imaginary smoke came out of her head as he door was opened as Saji then came in with my bucket of water as I was a lot more happy than normal.

(Consider those first two bits of info as a down payment for what I need. Don't kill the part that is cringe girl, kill the part that cringes. You have a dream, and if you can achieve it, then go for it. What path you take matters fucking not, as long as it's a stable and tangible dream within a very very short distance, and you have your sister, then you have a good thing going for you.) I said that to her as she then groaned and started to slam her head on the table.

(I'll be in touch kid. And just to sweeten the deal, tell everyone that I'll be the second trial to your little fiance issue. First being your own intellect, and the second being the safety net of the biggest fucking demon killer in a nigh infinite amount of realities.) I said to her as I then see her leave as I looked at he little chessboard. {Your move, Sitri.} I thought as I took a look at the board and started to mop the floor again, this place needs to be sparkling when I finish this up.

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/3rd POV/

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Sona Sitri was still shook up by the talk that she had with the Slayer. She knew that the man was the type to kill any demons that were around him, but what she didn't expect was that he was willing to be a business partner with her. She was thinking that he was a fraud until he got slightly angry at what her pawn, Saji was doing as she realized that what the Slayer was saying was true. He wasn't completely the Slayer anymore, he was still angry, but there was more than just anger within him now.

There were even more powers than what she anticipated. {To think, that he'd be willing to go so far just to get rid of most of us, making us tear each other apart. What game is he playing?} she asked herself as she walked down the corridor with her Queen and Pawn by her side. They were concerned with what was going on with their King, but they knew that she was a smart enough person to handle these sorts of things. {He's either a madman, or a genius. It's that, or he's just so annoyed by what's happened over the years that he decided to just go off and kill every demon and devil in his own ways.} she thought as she sighed and walked away from her office for a while.

This was going to be a very big thing within the underworld when they hear of the Slayer choosing to protect a devil of all things. She hated that there was going to be some fallout, and she hated the fact that she knew that her parents were most likely going to give her flak about being some sort of traitor when all of them are just too terrified of the tales of the Great Hunter when in reality he was just the type that wanted a little peace and quiet.

(A/N: Oh boy, what a fucking dumbass. Peace and quiet my fat ass.)

She sighed as she then got a message from her sister that she was on her way to come to her. Sona hopes that her sister would be able to convince the Slayer to not kill an extreme amount of demons and devils. It's going to be a very very long afternoon, and classes aren't even done yet. {I need a drink.} she thought as she then went back after strolling around the school for a while until she saw something else. The Slayer was dancing while he was mopping the floor. { . . . . . . . . I've seen everything, I think I'll just go to Rias for the time being.} she thought as she wanted to preserve what little sanity and composure she had left after getting a quick sight of that.

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/Frank POV/

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(I FEEL IT COMING~ I FEEL IT COMING~.) I was singing a song that I was mopping to as I heard the door open for a little bit before it closed again. {That was definitely not the wind, it was probably Sona. The door does have a lock after all, and I am still mopping inside of it the last time I remembered.} I thought as I then shrugged it off as I gave the room a quick spray of insecticide with a dash of holy water.

(Hey kid!) I called out to her as I power walked over since my bucket was still in my hand, and it still had water in it. (Don't go in your room for a while, I just sprayed some insecticide and holy water inside.) I said as I passed by her and her exasperated expression as that same expression was shared by her Queen and Pawn. God I love being an asshole sometimes, it's always a good time when I can get back at all of these demons.

(And tell your sister, what I told you! The name's still Frank kid! And I'm still gonna be the guy that's going to beat down the supernatural world to a fucking pulp if they touch humans, that pawn of yours is a sad fucking sight, and if I ever catch you trying to pull that shit again, well, I think you already what I'll do.) I said to her as I then smiled and walked away as I returned back to the little shed as Asia was giving some counseling to another girl that came inside.

(What's wrong now?) I asked as I placed most of my attire in the proper location as I walked over and noticed something very familiar with the face of the girl. (Mr. Frank, this girl here has been getting harassed by-) she said as I swear that something popped in my head. (Tell me their location.) I said to the girl as she then looked at me, shook her head and let it down again. (They're extorting you for things, aren't they?) I asked her as she gripped her skirt as tears fell to the floor.

I clicked my tongue as I then squatted down and said (Kid, I'm the other school counselor, and I genuinely cannot give two shits about the rules of personal issues not bring allowed to be dealt with when they're outside of school grounds. So tell me the names, are they a bunch of nolife dipshits hanging around the local FamilyMart like a bunch of faggots smoking?) I asked her as she then started to talk.

Somebody's itching for a nut squishing.