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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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Beating In My Heart

/Frank POV/

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Well, this is quite the awkward situation isn't it? (So . . . how's the weather?) I said while standing at the opposite corner to her. The tension was, well, it wasn't as fun as you'd think it to be.

(Oh come on Shield, I'm just here to have a deal with your dad.) I said to her as she continued to scowl at me. (I should say that you shouldn't scowl since wrinkles might start developing early but considering that this isn't the right ti-) I said yet again as she threw herself at me.

In the "I am going to hurt you kind of sense." (Woah woah woah calm the hell down lady!) I said to her as I kept her at bay as she constantly and consistently got close to actually hitting me.

(Well then, you need to calm the hell down lady!) I said to her as I quickly went to punch her in the gut as quickly and as non-lethal as possible. It will hurt, but I have healing pots in the inventory so that's all good.

She then fell down coughing out whatever fluids were inside her stomach since it didn't seem to have any tint to it, do I could only assume that she hadn't had breakfast just yet. (Oh boy, this is a fucking mess.) I muttered to myself as I then grabbed the potion and put it in her hand.

(I would drink that if I were you. It'll help with the damage.) I said to her as I then collected myself and heard the ding that we were on the right floor. I walked out of the elevator as I dragged Melissa Shield out of there by the hair.

Well that's a bit of figurative speech, I just grabbed her by the back of her collar. And I'm very sure that she's having some breathing problems from me doing that to her. (Oh come on could you really quit that already? I don't wanna have to deal with your old man going out on a limb trying to rip me to shreds.) I said as the effects of the potion were starting to take effect.

(Okay let's start this over again, hi my name is Frank and I want to have your dad working under me. I am the dungeon master and I am happy to kill you right now but I won't since it would paint neon a bad light to your father. Plus you seem to have Mana in you.) I said to her as I didn't offer my hand to help her up.

I only share my small side of chivalry to Eresh thank you very much. (Alright we good now? Good, cuz you are about to go and meet your father right now.) I said as I then opened the door and saw the Orks still standing in position while training their eyes on David Shield.

(Mr. Shield! I believe you have a family member coming to meet you as of this moment?) I asked as I then sat on the floor cross legged. David was mildly surprised that his very own daughter was walking alongside the man that had given him a deal.

(Also, since I'm not the type to hold things back, your daughter tried to harm me and thus I retaliated in self defense. Albeit that self defense had me slugging my arm into her stomach but you get the point that I am trying to say to you.) I said as I then saw the man look at me with exasperation before it evolved into full blown anger as he then jumps up from his table to try and strangle my neck.

(Woah! Let's calm the fuck down shall we?) I said as the Orks soon pulled their guns out and recocked them for good measure. (Listen David, I'm a man who isn't afraid of many things anymore. I am afraid of some things, but I can assure you that they are not within this reality right now.) I said as the man soon walked around and sat back down.

Melissa, being his daughter definitely took the traits of having too much spite for people that have slighted them. But I wouldn't blame them, that's just human nature. (Well David I have to apologize, so I will, but I need you on board or else this island is gonna sink because of a resident that isn't actually related to me.) I said as David looked at me with more hate than I'd expect.

(Okay then, you're still pissed. That's understandable you're a father you don't like it when your kids get hurt, you'll protect them no matter if they're in the right or wrong. And in a sense right now your daughter is in both. Yes, because I killed someone dear to you and her. No, because she doesn't really know the full story.) I said as the two of them looked at me with intrigue laced with teensie weensie amounts of hatred still.

(So it goes like this.) I said as I then walked them through what exactly has happened to me over the last couple years or so. (So you mean to tell me, that you're mixed with a being that had wiped one world out already?) he asked me as I replied with a neutral face. (Well yes.)

(And he would willingly wipe this one out if not for the fact that he flipped a coin and it landed on a tails, which signifies that he would spare this one?) I then scratched my head as the conversation started to go somewhere quite interesting.

(Well if you put it that way it does make him seem sociopathic and psychopathic.) I said to them again, as I was actually getting confused. Were they actually buying my bluff or were they just toying with me, and trying to get more info?

Actually the more that I think about it, it's most likely the latter. (Well let's not sweat the small details, the point is that I merged with him, and I don't exactly know if I should be feelings his feelings of bloodlust, quite literally he prefers to kill than have lust.) I said to them as the two of them didn't really know what they were to do anymore.

(Alright I get it, it's goddamn difficult to take in the fact that the worst villain in the world, that doesn't include me in this list, is currently on his way to our location.) I said as I explained to them earlier about the Shigaraki problem.

(Basically, I needed a quick place to call a base for the time being. At least that was what his plan was. Now I'm not so sure about it, but now that it's already started I guess sit can't really be stopped.) I said as I then stood up.

(Whether you choose to join me or not, you've already been implicated into this giant clusterfuck of a world. Do you wanna leave it and see realities beyond your human imagination and swap your race to become better like in those shitty Isekai novels, or do you wanna suffer in a world that would most likely take advantage over the fact that you guys are very screwed right now?)

After I spoke to them they then looked at each other as I then shrugged. (It's up to you two, just let me do my job of handling the enemies that could appear.) I said as I dusted my ass and walked out of the room. (I suggest you start to pile up this place to be able to handle a lot of shit, because I can assure you it's about to go fucking down.)

And thus I gave my final piece and gave a fancy little bow to punctuate it in. I then left the area and looked at the perimeter that was currently in the process of strengthening. It was pretty good. The walls for the dungeon were currently being reinforced with the metal from the supplies of the scientists.

That and a bit of my personal stash of fancy shit from Hephaestus, but she wasn't that keen on giving me anything else that wasn't sub par to her. Let me remind you about the fact that this is a goddess of blacksmithing. That means that even the sub par shit was already fucking strong, or even, if you allow me to say it, godly? *cricket sfx*

Fuck I'm getting out of my element. Ah well, the Orks were really going at it with this one here, the sheer amount of guns turrets made on the top, and aiming at the entrance of the walls was almost staggering. I was even wondering if I should also make some extra spots for them to add more.

And that was the moment that I slapped my head from the idiocy that I had within me. Kurogiri was still a thing that I really had to deal with. Well considering that I had enough speed to make him just fucking die in speed that makes a millisecond fucking snail speed, I suppose that I'll be good for the majority.

I almost wanted them to come here already so thY I could deal with the threat as quickly as possible. But nooooo, I have to bide my fuckin time right here. Well at least it's gonna be a very cool spot since there was a place for touri . . . . . I FORGOT THAT THERE WERE TOURISTS ON THIS FUCKING ISLAND!!!!!!! SSHHHHHHIIIIIII-

*please be patient, we are experiencing technical difficulties*

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/Time Skip to about ten hours later/

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Okay, okay *heaves breathing* that was a giant fuck up. Luckily, it looks like we're about to get some very bad publicity, since some of them had phones on hand. Now you my be wondering as to why I am mildly intrigued with the fact that we're gonna get raided by both the heroes and the villains.

I want you to read the last part of the paragraph again. It'll make sense. Now that we had all of the communication on hand, I could possibly create some demands for what exactly I wanted. Like say, the keys and keycodes and all the other shit to Tartarus.

I would get free research material just by going there. Not to mention that this is technically me taking off problems from their hands. Well, there are a few people that I could go and help, considering that my karma value must be fluctuating like the sea tide.

Well, it'll get worse if I do decide to help them. I mean, I'm not making girls my girlfriends for the sole purpose of that they're pretty. Are you crazy? Eresh would castrate me if I ever tried to pull something like that.

Well nothing bad has happened so far, after that little cleaning up the fuck up, I then go back to the floor that David and Melissa were at. They're still there, and they were pacing within the room.

So I did the nice thing and knocked on the door if I could come in to them and they didn't answer. And then I realized that I don't actually need their permission if I wanted to bust into the room.

So I just said that I was coming in for the common courtesy and then I simply saw them sitting on the table with tears running down Melissa's face. (Is it a bad time for me to bring you guys food? Cuz I feel like this is a bad time.) I said as David like at me for the slightest second and then sighed.

He then opened his hand out and I gave him my personally cooked meal of fries and slow roasted pork.

It was some very tender shit I have to tell you this much. I took a couple bits of interesting materials and then I decided that I could just make the tick speed faster for me to get the results quicker.

It's a stupid way of doing it, and I know for a fact that it was dumb to even think that could occur. Luckily though I could create worlds and from what the system had told me, I could just go and make a world that had a very specific ratio, so that's what I did.

2071 words. Well, it's not that great from what I could say to you. But goddamn it took me too many hours just to write this chapter. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~

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