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The Little Joe is the Fake Hen of Golden Eggs.

Little Joe In the enchanting kingdom of Tallindorie, Little Joe is a spirited boy from a humble farming family, living a life of simplicity and joy. Despite facing rejection due to his modest background, he remains blissfully unaware of the harsh realities of life. His days are filled with secret training sessions with his father, indulging in hearty meals, and earnestly trying to make friends. But everything changes after a fateful encounter at school. When Joe bravely saves the teenage children of a powerful baron, he not only earns their friendship but also receives a mysterious gift that alters the course of his life. Later, after much suffering, fate thrusts Joe into the spotlight, drawing the attention of the lords from neighboring cities who see in him the potential to become a local defender. However, Joe’s dreams reach far beyond the accolades of knighthood. He aspires to be a true hero, someone who can make his parents proud, uplift his small town of Dhaubania, and stand against the corruption and injustices that plague the nobility in the kingdom of Tallindorie. Meanwhile, in the real world, Lowo N'air, a young orphan, is caught in the web of two scientists with dark ambitions. One is a pharmaceutical magnate seeking the perfect herb to create an innovative medicine, while the other is a portal technology developer searching for new worlds to conquer. Both seek the power to reshape reality, but their pursuits risk plunging the world into chaos. Fate takes an unexpected twist with the arrival of SIME, a System of Intelligent Multiple Choices. Due to a critical error, the system distorts the characters' desires in unimaginable ways. Little Joe, who once dreamed of becoming the greatest fighter, finds himself connected to a bugged system that strips him of all his abilities, leaving him at the lowest level of degradation, and only grants him insanely useless skills as rewards. As if that weren't enough, Joe also suffers from the bizarre ability to lay golden eggs—a power that brings him wealth but at the cost of his dignity. On the other hand, Lowo N'air, who longed for riches, is granted the potential to become a formidable warrior. Realizing they belong to different worlds yet are connected by shared technology, Joe and Lowo N'air become disillusioned with the absurd swap of their dreams. United in their frustration, Joe resolves to challenge and modify the very System that altered his destiny, while Lowo rebels, believing that no one should have the power to dictate their dreams.

Kall_Berti · Fantasie
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More beasts on the way

"And most impressively, you lured and captured a bone crusher. That act alone places you in the class of heroes… I know no one who has done anything similar without completely destroying the beast."

The craftsman paused, assessing Joe's expression, and then added:

"I don't know your purpose in capturing this creature. But I believe it's something important."

Joe took the opportunity to bring up the matter that had brought him there:

"And what about the lands, Mr Craftsman? Would you sell me your share of that region?"

The craftsman scratched his beard, thoughtful, before replying:

"Certainly. But there are five parts in total. To gain enough authority, you'll need to acquire at least three of them."

"Understood. And who owns the third part?" Joe asked, curious.

"A dwarf who, frankly, looks nothing like the traditional image of our kind. He's an extremely irritable fellow, but as strong as his temper. You can't force him into anything. If he doesn't want to sell, there's nothing to be done."

Joe frowned.

"Who exactly is he?"

"Bargaf, the son of our people's hero, Heron Goldfard. Although he's a bit scatterbrained, he has a good heart. However, when it comes to the properties he inherited from his father, he becomes a different person. No one can convince him to part with even a small piece."

Joe nodded, realizing the negotiation would be challenging. But before he could plan his approach, the craftsman continued to inquire, eager to learn more about the young Joe's plans.

"What else can you tell me, Mr Joe?"

Joe smiled.

"I have a good proposal for you, Mr Craftsman. I'll explain the plan in detail later, but I can reveal that it involves something special for you as well."

"And what might that be?" the craftsman asked, intrigued.

"A title of nobility," Joe revealed. "You deserve it, both for what you represent to your community and for the impact you will create by my side. Together, we can turn quiet lives into opportunities—with the advantages, of course, weighing in our favor."

The craftsman pondered for a moment, but he seemed excited by the idea.

"Impressive," Benki murmured, admiringly. "You and this Queen Flórida truly are something special."

He began wrapping the slain animals with "salt fiber," a thin, special fabric that would isolate the smell of the hunted prey to avoid attracting other hungry beasts. Then he dragged the bundles into the bushes, where only the dwarves who came to collect them would understand the nature of the strange packages.

They resumed their trek, and Flórida once again settled onto her master's shoulder as he continued his steps into the increasingly dense forest. The dry leaves covering the ground crackled under his feet.

Flórida remained still on his shoulder, but her antennae moved quickly, picking up vibrations and scents in the air.

"Mr Joe," Benki said, adjusting his heavy backpack full of tools, "this part of the forest is known to harbor creatures that don't like intruders. Now that we've immobilized its top hunter, they might act freely at any moment."

"Understood, Mr Benki. We'll proceed with caution."

Joe raised his left arm and made a subtle gesture. The dozen archer ants, organized into four groups of three, began to spread out.

Some climbed tall trees, while others hid among bushes. They positioned themselves strategically, ready to react to any sign of danger.

Flórida, however, seemed restless. Suddenly, her antennae twitched, and she made a sharp, clicking sound.

🔺😎 [System Alert!] [Congratulations! Queen Flórida has upgraded her ant sensory ability: "Antenna Connection" Level 01]

Joe was startled by the notification.

"Are you serious, Flórida? Let me see what's good about this. Per Joe! Tell me about Flórida's ability now."

[Certainly.] [Description of Queen Flórida's ability: The user can sense the presence of enemies within a 5-meter radius, detecting movements and intentions in the immediate area. This detection range increases for greater security and responsiveness. However, as a queen ant, this ability can extend up to 50 meters, provided ants are positioned within that range.]

"That's great, Flórida! How does it work, though?"Before Joe could finish his question—

⚠️🐜 [Perimeter Alert] [⬆️ on 🐾 🔍: "Antenna Connection": Predator detection at 50 meters.]

> Enemies approaching! <

Florida warned, gripping his spear.

"Something's coming, Mr Craftsman," Joe warned.

Benki immediately stopped what he was doing and grabbed a small axe hanging from his belt.

"From where?"

Flórida pointed her antennae in a specific direction. Among the trees, the shadow of something large and agile moved.

Its exact shape was hard to discern, but it was clearly a swift and predatory creature.

"Could it be another bone-crusher?" Joe thought, alarmed.

"Archers, prepare yourselves!" Joe ordered.

The archer ants obeyed, loading their tiny arrows and pointing in the indicated direction.

The tension in the air grew, and the sound of leaves crunching underfoot grew louder.

Finally, the creature emerged from the shadows: it was a wild boar, with glowing eyes and massive tusks. It growled furiously, making it clear it was unhappy with the intruders in its territory.

"A shadow boar!" Benki exclaimed, visibly concerned. "Its skin is as hard as stone, and it's too fast for a frontal attack."

Joe remained calm. He knew he had to think quickly.

"Archers, aim for its eyes!"

The archer ants fired their arrows in perfect synchronization. Some arrows struck the boar's head but caused no significant damage. Others, however, came dangerously close to its eyes, making it retreat momentarily.

"Good attempt, but we need something stronger," Joe muttered as he analyzed the situation.

He rummaged through his bag quickly and found a small flask of flammable oil he had prepared days earlier.

"Mr Benki, distract it for a moment."

"Are you out of your mind, Mr Joe? It could kill me with one strike!"

"Trust me!"

Benki took a deep breath, raised his axe, and began banging it against a nearby tree, making enough noise to draw the boar's attention.

The creature turned toward him and, without hesitation, charged.

At that moment, Joe lit the flammable oil with an improvised lighter and threw the flask onto the ground, creating a wall of fire between the boar and Benki.

The animal immediately recoiled, clearly frightened by the flames.