The great collapse

"I don't know who started it and I don't care!"

Some being known as the grand inquisitor stated in a tone that made them understand there was no possible way for them to get out of doing something they new they would regret. "Just bring me the being known as samiel, or so help me I will eradicate your existence!" the inquisitor shouted from atop the highest throne none could possibly reach.

"And while your at it could someone refill my coffee?" The grand inquisitor's voice boomed with enough residual energy to choke 10,000 suns and burn them to ash. "He has killed the Norse gods, although if we're lucky he will never be able to kill anyone ever again." The inquisitor then started laughing like a mad man

Meanwhile back in Valhalla

"I love you, my dearest husband" freyja the goddess of love said which sent a shiver down Sam's spine right down to his godly genitals. "Wha-what, I've never had anyone say that to me before!" Sam said, still in utter shock "as a matter of fact I don't think I've ever managed to find a single being that cares about me equally." Sam said while somehow succeeding in choking back tears of joy when all of a sudden the ground started shaking and then every last facet of Valhalla suddenly started to crumble and it was Sam's quick thinking as well as his quest board that saved his own as well as Freya's happy ass's at being carried like a bride down the aisle. if there even were any churches left after what Sam did, you know the whole burning of the world thing yada yada yada. But anyways Sam then said "we should likely be off now." Sam said his voice still just as vividly soothing as it ever was,to freya it was almost as though an all powerful creator had descended upon her "wait, where are we going?" freya asked, still rather shaken up by the tenderness of Sam's voice "where else, they are still waiting for me." Sam said in his beautiful voice with that handsome face of his combined into one image of perfection. it made for quite the spectacle. It was at that moment that they had landed right outside of the gateway to hel

"Honey I'm home!" Sam then yelled at the top of his godly lungs to try and have some fun, and as though it was second nature each of them came out kneeling with their heads down on the floor "welcome home master!" Hella and the others said and stayed in that position until they all started laughing like mad, which made freya feel left out until Sam pulled her by the hand and made an orgy pile with a wicked smile on his face. 'huh, this is the life.' Sam thought though he knew that this wasn't exactly what he wanted to do with the rest of his existence, just hopping from 1 major religion to another and so on and so forth until he had eventually explored everywhere. And it was in that moment Sam new he fucked up!

"Exploration was what I was looking forward too all along, for me's sake!"

'Indeed you were, Sam's low, gruff voice said

"Heya there Lucifer, where have you been all this time?" Sam asked ever so slightly hurt at the thought of being abandoned by another parental figure in his life. 'Well someone had to go and get the milk, hahahaha!' Lucifer laughed without a care in the world. That's when Sam started sobbing like it's 1695 with the black plague 'doh shit, I'm sorry Sam, what I was truly doing was searching through your memories for signs of your origin' Lucifer said to him. "What does that mean?" Sam asked with tears still in his eyes but he was at the very least calmer now than he was before.