Mirror or erised

So when Harry walked to get Mordred up to see his parents it didn't go how he planned it. That cloak of his let him slip past the wards but I assume that was cause his father had tweaked them, otherwise I have no idea how he made that map. When she heard someone enter her room and pull off the covers screaming about parents she punched him then told him and I quote "fuck off back to the cupboard, everyone has parent issues and I don't want to deal with mine." And then fell back to sleep.

Even when half conscious her roasting skills are top quality. He then meekly asked me to get her after his enthusiasm was chopped. So I walked up there and borrowed rhongomyniad before bonking her with it. Her weapon hummed with approval in my hands.

She looked up to me with mist in her eyes so I just stoically replied "the mirror of erised" she then perked up. We often debated over what we would see. She said she thinks it'll be her ruling Camelot but I'm not so sure. And god knows what I really want, as a cultured man I've seen so much I can't even tell my desires anymore.

So we marched down and followed Harry to the mirror. He pointed and said "there it's my parents. Can you see them?" Then Ron walked towards the mirror and inspected "wow I'm head boy, and captain of the quidditch team. We've won the cups and there's all the babes surrounding me. Do you think this shows the future". They then got into debate over it.

I replied "or perhaps our wildest dreams?" Yet they ignored me. Mordred then walked up and looked into hers, she spouted out "I see myself on a throne fully developed! At my feet is my parents and at my side is Jon wearing a collar while I hold the leash. I'm laughing happily while rubbing my legs together. Perhaps this is the future".

I then held my hand out as Rhongomyniad flew into my hands, the will of Artoria flowed through me as I swiftly swung her. *bonk* "oooooowwwwww". I continued to bonk Mordred with her lance finally snapping the other two out of their depressing topic. When they looked at me I said "I'm banishing the demon". They looked confused as Mordred said "my inner desires aren't demonic!" "Hush temptress. I shall purify you" and as if in agreement rhongo glowed.

Harry then asked what I saw so I looked into the mirror, it then cracked into two separate pieces of glass with each displaying something different. I spoke aloud to them "it's split in two, in one I see myself back in winterfell with all the starks along with..... two lightly dressed women". Mordred glares at me.

"In the other I see myself in my room looking at the....... no way..". "What is it?!?" Asks Harry slightly panicked. "It's season 2!!!!" He just blinks "of what?" "Everything that needs it! This mirror lies!!!" And with that I stormed away thinking about all that I will never see.

Grimgar of fantasy and ash, no game no life, classroom of the elite, highschool of the dead, goblin slayer, toradora, madan no ou to vanadis. The list continues! After leaving the room followed by an angrier blonde cat and a confused Ron Harry chose to sit and watch his parents.

On the way Mordred came and stopped me "Jon who were those two girls?" I sighed "ygritte and daenarys, the two people I loved in my last life. Doesn't matter much because I have a new person". Mordred freezes and then asks "aaaa and whhhho is thattt?" Her tone was shaky so I leaned forward making shadows cover my eyes. I replied with an absolute tone "Kahoot of course, she's my favourite girl" Mordred dramatically fell over and mumbled about how she lost to a bird.

I went back to my room and found kahoot on her perch, yes kahoot is female. No one ever pays attention to the owl, she's a boreal owl for those who are curious. I don't like barn, tawny, spotted wood and bay owls. They're pure black eyes unnerve me a little.

Harry later stumbled into the room looking enlightened meaning that Dumbledore gave him the talk. I inwardly sigh at his manipulations wo drift off to sleep. For the rest of Christmas I just trained my body and continued researching.

Mordred began clinging to me abit more while glaring at Kahoot, the owl herself spread her wings to intimidate the girl abit as she feels threatened. Without me who will give her owl treats (bacon bits).

When New Years arrived I slipped away from the great hall, the homeless students all were allowed to stay up and watch a ball drop in the hall through the enchanted ceiling. It beats watching the one in New York I guess? I wasn't present though as me and Mordred had the "Artic Attire" ritual to perform.

We went to the coldest place in hogwarts which was the furthest dungeon in the very bottom of the castle. Slytherins are probably so pissy all the time due to the unnatural chill down here. Without all that expensive fur a regular human would freeze to death.

I found the room and laid down the ritual altar, all that had to be done was to drink a blue bone broth concoction made from the parts gathered from the coldest place you could find whilst praying to a cold deity or spirit. A rather straight forward ritual but wizards don't use it as they don't trust whatever you pray to to grant them powers.

Dark wizards praying to demons for power in the past certainly didn't play out well. I even recall a few fanfics were voldemort tried summoning demons only to be killed by them. Most were also DXD worlds as I recall.

After debating with Mordred we narrowed down the list of ice people to four. The first was Beira the queen of winter who is a Gaelic spirit, we used a Gaelic ritual in the past though and I wanted variety so she was ruled out.

The second one was Jack Frost because Mordred watched the rise of the guardians on DVD, zeus has rather varying tastes. Still I'm not comfortable praying to a boy who drowned in a frozen river to become immune to the cold so this was ruled out.

The third and fourth ones we chose for ourselves. I chose the Greek god Boréas to pray too for the cold immunity. Mordred chose to pray to a goddess named Marzanna who was a Slavic god. After praying to said god on the foot of an alter with the heart of the creature of the cold we swallowed the blue bone broth made from it.

We began shivering after swallowing the last drop, chills ran up and down our spines before spreading across our torsos all the way down to our toes and back to the top of our heads. A snowflake mark manifested briefly on our chests before fading away showing the success of the ritual.

After regaining our bearings we stood up and noticed the chill in the dungeons didn't faze us anymore. Just felt lukewarm to us now, this meant that we were successful. I then got to work on pondering which ritual I should do next.

So far I've done four including this one: the first was on Mabon which was my first sacrifice to the wheel of the year which helped in the development of magic, the second was the language one on Samhain, the third was a prayer to magic just like on Mabon during Yule and then the last was on New Years.

My next own will be on imbolc in February and I believe it would be wise to use a blessed love ones ritual. It's basically praying that your love ones will be fine for the year, because it's close to valentines the significance of it is boosted slightly. When I told Mordred my choice she just grinned and walked away. I noticed her hips swaying a little so I shouted "we're 11 moe, get your mind out of the gutter" and she smacked her foot off the door in annoyance.

I chuckled as I enjoyed teasing her.