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Sexy Isekai: (REWRITING)

What would happen if you found yourself in One Piece as a Side character ?What would you do if your cheats were not actual cheats, instead you got scientific knowledge. Would you accept your life as a side character? Would you stay low key and mind your own business? Or would you throw yourself into the plot and change it to your benefit? This is a story about a man that had those options. Blerd finds himself in one of his favourite animes , One Piece. If you seen an add offering transmigration services to other worlds don't click it! At best it's spam at worst it's real. Some things are better as a work of fiction. Why? Smart Isekai is an ad that has you choose an anime world and challenge it with No golden fingers no quick power ups. You have to use you brain to think of creative ways you can challenge the world with no cheats but as a Native. I chose to challenge the world of One Piece. Now I am really in One Piece how the heck am I gonna survive ?

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Chapter 22: Booty Denied Ugly Bitch!

Holding the Struggling Gion in the air by her hands, with a sword to her throat, was an extremely tall, pale-skinned, and well-endowed woman. She had long black purplish hair, a sloping forehead, a long witch-like nose, a devilish grin, and a square jaw.

"The Crescent moon hunter Catarina Devon, I see the rumors are true you are attracted to women" said Calvin. Catarina Devon looked away from Gion, and glanced at Calvin who was interrupting her fun.

"What's a child doing here?...Catarina Devon wondered out loud. Ignoring here Calvin spoke to Gion. "Gion chan if you promise to be my woman, I can save your life and defeat that pirate over there for you."

"Haha what a cute and perverted little girl! Wait quietly over there until I am is finished with this lady, and then it will be your turn little girl" she said dismissively.

Getting pissed off again Calvin's mood fell. "Shut up! I wasn't talking to you you ugly bitch!" growled Calvin. 'Where did this foolish little girl come from? Shouting at her, she was quite brave, and soon to be dead' thought Catarina angrily.

Annoyed Catarina sent a flying slash towards him. Almost too quickly to be seen he twisted his body, and Calvin dodged the flying slash with ease!

Shocked Catarina sent two more flying slashes at Calvin, both of which were dodged just as easily. Gion was shocked as she herself had been caught by one of those attacks due to it's extreme speed!

With that a spark of hope was lit in Gion's heart, deciding to help while Catarina was distracted with Calvin.

"Flying Slash! Not Bad Catarina Devon, seems you're decent with a sword" said Calvin in an unimpressed voice.

Catarina then pointed her sword to the neck of Gion who she still had held up by the arms with one hand. "You can dodge, but can she dodge my sword when I've got her by the neck?" she asked wickedly.

You can try" said Calvin while staring Catarina dead in the eyes. Catarina smirked and casually slashed towards Gion's throat.

A cold blooded killer! She didn't even hesitate would kill at the drop of a hat!

'Swish!!' that was the sound of her sword as it slashed through the air where Gion's body should have been. Catarina looked around confused, Gion was gone!

Glancing around she saw Calvin, he was still in front of her as if he had never left. However there was Gion in his arms like a princess, showing that he did do something!

"Aggggh!!" cried out Catarina, as she looked back at her hand bewildered. All of her fingers on the hand that was holding Gion by the hair just now were broken! Only when the pain hit her did she realize.

"NANIIII?!?! Impossible!" she screamed. "I am the hunter how can I be the one powerless in front of a pipsqueak!? Me the Crescent Moon Hunter!"

Catarina attacked Calvin several times and he lesisurely dodged severeael times. 'I can see her movements unlike when she broke my fingers, she probably used a lot of energy to make that opening move and can't do it again quickly with that little weak body' thought Catarina.

'As long as I don't give her time to breathe she won't be able to recover and I should beat her with my stronger body and stamina' concluded Catarina.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! screamed Catarina as she went berserk. She started slashing wildly, up to four or 5 slashes per second! Calvin was calmly dodging them all by an inch, with the grace of a dancer in a choreographed piece.

Adding insult to injury her was doing all that with a grown woman in his hands."Graaah!" growled Catarina absolutely loosing it!

She charged at Calvin with her massive body swinging her sword wildly, kicking and even trying to stomp him! She even sliced off the mast of her own ship and stomped holes into the ship's deck in her fury!

Calvin was always in motion and fluttered away elusively, just like how a butterfly evades a child trying to catch it.

For an entire minute Catarina attacked wildly and missed every time. Then finally Calvin started to slow down perceptibly! It was not much of an opportunity for normal person, but for a powerful foe like Catarina it was enough. She grabbed for Gion with her broken arm, while swinging her sword towards Calvin's neck.

Feeling the change in speed Gion knew they would be caught. Hoping to buy some time she

"I have never been attracted to women and I wont start today! Rankyaku!" shouted Gion as she struggled out of Calvin's arms and kicked Catarina in the breast.

Catarina flew back a few feet and stopped her assault. she looked at Gion who kicked her and Calvin that was behind that was breathing hard.

She stood still before her features morphed into a face of pure mocking. "All you do is dodge, I thought you were strong" said Catarina sneering. "I thought you were strong, but I guess you're just a p***y". Look you're all out of breath, why don't you stand and fight, I already captured your crew, there's nowhere left to run."

"Maybe I will let you go if you put up a good fight instead of being a p***y" said Catarina. 'Stand and fight so I can peel the face off you little bitch' she thought with a smiling face.

Gion realizing that the odds weren't looking good said to Calvin. "hurry up and run and call for help I will hold her off".

"No need to run, you're a damsel in distress, I'll save you and then you'll offer up yourself to warm my bed in gratitude" said Calvin between heavy breaths.

'A little bitch trying to pump herself up in the face of danger, that's sexy, maybe I'll f**k her then peel off her skin after' thought Catarina.

"The only person I'll offer my body up to, is a great swordsman that has justice in his heart" said Gion 'too bad the strongest swordsman is a pirate or I would have offered up my p***y on a platter she thought.

"Oh so I need to be a great swordsman then huh" panted Calvin hearing possibility. " Just get out of here, I'll hold her off! shouted Gion.

"Stop discussing your plans in front of me as if I can't hear you! You two little stupid bitches will be writhing under my clit pretty soon." said Catarina snidely as she rushed Gion, her figure blurred as she doubled her speed!

She planned to grab her as a hostage and force the tired Calvin to submit. She successfully grabbed Gion by the throat with her sword hand and confronted Calvin who was still breathing heavily.

"Shit" uttered Calvin looking determined but despondent. "Don't run any more" said Catarina gleefully. Calvin stopped moving and she grinned evilly with her ugly witch looking face.

Then she let go of Gion's throat and bent down and started hugging her from behind. That freed up her hands, using her good hand she unbroke all the fingers on the other hand.

She got up and grasped Gion's neck once more with her large hands and grabbed her sword with the other. Forcing Gion to walk forward until she came in front of Calvin, Catarina loomed over her tiny foe.

"Not running I see, good girl" said Catarina as she viciously swung her sword towards Calvin. However things don't always go as planned.

"Ting!" The sound of metal on metal. Catarina was confused because there was no other sword in sight. Looking down she saw the inexplicable scene of Calvin stopping her sword with a spoon.

A wooden Spoon at that!

"You sick bitch, going around and destroying women with beautiful faces after defiling them, It's time for your Justice" said Calvin.

To the shock of Gion and Catarina Calvin started to apply pressure and push back Catarina's sword with the spoon! Shrugging off her sword, Calvin started to slash at her with the spoon.

Hurriedly parrying with her sword, Catarina was horrified to know that she was being pushed back! Four, Five six Seven.....Ten...Fifteen clashes took place and the spoon was unharmed!

On the sixteenth clash Catarina's sword gave up the fight and was cut into pieces! With that being the case Catarina decisively let go of the sword and Gion and strategically retreated (aka ran away).

Not willing to let her go Calvin slashed with the spoon and several compressed air slashes flew out and sliced her tendons in both legs and both arms. Having her tendons cut Catarina fell to the floor face forward.

'Flying slashes with a spoon! I've never seen or heard of swordsmanship of this level' marvelled Gion.

Gion got on her knees and formally bowed with her head touching the floor without shame. "Please Teach me! Your swordsmanship is too powerful! I'll do anything ! I can upgrade your rank!" said Gion

Not hearing a response she continued: "You can even become the captain of the ship if you want! I'll do anything!" Gion was unmoving with her head down, as she performed dogeza to show humility and submission.

'Wow total 180 and all I had to do was a few sword tricks' thought Calvin.

"Muhahaha I already said my condition, once I save you, you become my woman and your body is mine" said Calvin Domineeringly.

Hearing him say that so aggressively, A shiver ran down Gion's spine and her panties became damp.