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Reincarnated In a TRASH NOVEL

It's hard for even me to believe but when I woke up one day I was inside a novel that I liked the least. [THE TALES OF 99 SOLES] which was renamed as [THE TRASH NOVEL] by us readers. [THE TALES OF 99 SOLES] was one of the worst novels that every reader in the world would read. Oh and I am an exception. And you would know that exception in next chapter anyway so let me continue . [THE TALES OF 99 SOLES] shot for «THE TRASH NOVEL» ok it's not short but maan it's popular that way. So in this novel...... there is really nothing to say as there is nothing like one main character in this novel. The story goes on having 99 main characters who were the heroes of the world reborn in the same world after thousand years. Hummm as I said the author had a unique story but we can't get his trashed writing style. But the problem now is "I am inside a character that appears only two times in the novel till I have read. So I am just a damn weak man!!"

DOUBLE_V · Fantasie
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16 Chs

4. The Beginning

What are these {THE BLACK BEAST WOL..... Aaa too big name damn!!

Anyway, why are they here? Does that mean the bandits are here too??

Maaan! I thought I would be in trouble from the beginning but isn't it too early?

"Sigh..." I slowly opened the door of the carriage and got down.

The «WOLVES» or whatever were not attacking me so it means these are definitely raised by the bandits.

So... There are one, two, three..... There are eight wolves huh? So, there should be at least double the number of bandits.

As I was thinking the beasts were glaring at me. Normally, normal people would be afraid of being surrounded by beasts but...

"Grin." I saw too many horror movies to be afraid of them. "When did I become so courageous?!" Thinking that my inner self started dancing.

"Tok tok tok" Hehe as expected!

Seeing my weird behavior, the bandits started showing me themselves. They slowly started climbing down the tree or came flying like Spiderman.

"Oh!" The bandits were exactly dressed as they were shown in some fancy movies. They were topless, some were bald and some hade piercing which I want to ignore. They were carrying small knives.

A particular muscular man stood out the most by carrying a fat sword in his hands and had a tattoo on his fore head. He must be the boss here.

So….. is this a declaration of war on me?

Anyway, I slowly looked in front of the wagon but the driver was missing. But I noticed him in between the group of the bandits.

Hah, its going according to my plans.

Seeing me unshaken the boss of the bandits started talking. "Give us all your belongings and leave!!" he shouted.

"Heh as if I would believe that, that you would leave me alive." I said them with a smirk on my face.

"Ooh so you know that we wouldn't leave you alive huh?" a man with a piercing on his lips said while licking his knife.

Bruh don't lick a knife that you just took out from your pants!! Man, even seeing them is making me sick.

"I know the moment I got into this carriage that you would somehow or the other try to attack and kill me." I said them removing my tie. Its already hot anyway.

Hearing me all the bandits suddenly looked towards the carriage driver. Hearing me he was terrified too. "How?!!" he shouted with an angry face.

"You see Mr whatever your name is, you should have bought a new carriage instead of bringing one from your duke. And even if you bought that you should have covered your emblem properly." I told him pointing my finger towards the carriage. Humm I should stall some time till he gets here.

"But!! But I painted it from top to bottom!!" he shouted.

"Ye that's the problem. You painted it from top to bottom but not inside you see." I told him looking towards the road. "You see there is your emblem is printed on the top in side the carriage and also the sofas have the name of your duke." I continued by making a face that would piss anyone off.

"You should have fled after seeing the emblem, you should have made a better choice. Now you are going to die in our hands." The boss of bandits smiled at me. "Anyway, it saves me the time to explain you why you are being killed."

"Oh, you think so? So… what's your name any way mister bandit boss?" I asked him while tying my neck tie to my right palm.

"Oh, you want to know my name huh? Sure, I am the great bandit Grag!!" he shouted. Even if you shout, I'll forget it anyway soo…. I moved close to the carriage door.

"Enough of your nonsense!! Kill him everyone!!" As he shouted all the bandits and the so-called wolves started rushing towards me.

CRACK!!! I punched the glass window of the carriage with my right hand followed by the glass pieces falling down. I bent down and saw that everyone were surprised seeing my mad actions. I can clearly see the smile on the face of Grag thinking that I have totally gone mad.

But you see, I have a plan…. I started picking the glass pieces and started throwing at them like a child. I feel silly but still I have to stall time to live.

As I started throwing the movement of the bandits started slowing down as some pieces were falling on their face and the missed one would fall on the ground and cut the skin of their feet.

They started shouting. Anyway, good for me, Ahahaha praise my ideas!! I broke a glass again and started throwing the pieces.

"You fools!! What are you doing?!!" the boss shouted. "Shield yourselves with your cloak!!"

Oh now you are using your brain huh? But its still a no brainer... if you cover your face and font with your cloak, you can't see your front you bastards. Do they eat grass instead of food?

Anyway, this a good opportunity. I took out my sword and cut the rope tied to the horse and the carriage and kicked the horse towards the bandits.

One may think it's better to ride on the horse and escape, but if they throw a sword or an arrow at me, I would die…. Ok… ok… the thing is I can't ride a horse!! How can an otaku old man who was in his room for his whole life know how to ride a horse?!

The horse started rushing towards them and dashing them. "Man are all the people including the animals are this tempered in that duchy like this?!! It would have at least avoided the Wolves but no??? it dashed everyone!!?

Hummm it's still not the time?? He should be here at least now or I'll seriously die!!

As I was panicking, I could hear the sound of other carriage…. Or wagon as I turned towards it. Huff he is finally here!!

As I could see, the driver of the wagon wore a hat and a tied a cloth to his face with two horses galloping to move the huge brown wagon.

"Throw it!!" I shouted.

He showed a thumbs up and throwed a dynamite towards me. Don't worry Robin that's just an unlighted dynamite!! I said to myself trying to catch it.

As it came near me, I caught it!! Yeah!! I caught a throw perfectly!! It's like first time in both of my lives!!

"Huh??" but my happiness faded as I noticed that the dynamite was already lighted with fire.

"UAAAAA!!!" I shouted!!! Keeping my senses in my control I throwed the bomb towards the bandits who were trying to stand as the horse kicked and dashed them.

I should thank the horse later….. but I think I will never meet it as the dynamite flew and fell right at the middle of the group of bandits.

The boss soon realized that something was thrown by me, and as soon as he noticed the dynamite "Everyone run!!" he shouted.

But it was already too late as the dynamite was thrown two times. I closed my ears with my hands as tight as I could.

BOOM!!! The dynamite blasted and all the bandits and their wolves started flying in air up -up and above until they became stars.

I noticed that the horse was flying too with one crazy face. If it was in good hands, I think it would have lived a different kind of life.

Anyway, atleast am alive for now but I don't know what the hell is waiting for me in future. I don't want to meet any of the [SOUL] even if the god want me to meet them.

As I was thinking I noticed something coming towards me. "EEK!!" I jumped in horror, but to my surprise it was the wagon.

"Hey Robin, are you all right?!" the driver asked me getting down of the wagon.

"You are asking me if am all right?? And also, after throwing a live dynamite at me?!!" I shouted.

"Hehe, then how did you plan to light it? you didn't have anything to light it, did you?" he said pulling his mask off.

"Arg, you got a point. But still you should have atleast warned me," I told to Dain.

Yes, the man infront of me is Dain. One of the close friends of Robi- I mean me. Its been a while since Robin and he met as Dain now works as a merchant. He normally roams all the countries getting deals with others.

"But when did you start predicting future Robin? Did you already get awakened?!!" he asked with a spark and curiosity in his eyes.

"What? No! I just noticed some guys who were with that damn duke roam beside my room. As soon I noticed them I thought that something was happening without us knowing."

"Oh, so that's why you did not allow me to meet you yesterday." He shouted as soon as his brain lighted.

"Yes, I was lucky that you just came on night to meet me yesterday. As soon as Lary told me that you were here I told her to send you off…."

"Wait!! Why did you send me off yesterday idiot??" he shouted.

"Of course, to ask your help!! If they found out that you were in our estate wouldn't they know that one of my close friend is here to help me?? "I explained him slowly moving towards the wagon.

"Oh!! That's Robin for ya!!" he shouted hitting on my shoulder.

"So, I sent Lary to you before I left and made you bring some dynamites." Dain nodded as I explained.

"But, why were you late??"

"Umm …you see… I have to go to bathroom before coming." He said rubbing his chin with his finger looking down.

"….." I didn't know what to tell.

Shaking my head side wards I started getting into the wagon. Realizing me Dain started going towards his driver seat.

"So, lets start going to <RAAIL>!!" I shouted.

"Ye-!!? Wait! What? <RAAIL>!!?" Dain shouted as he realized that I said something no one would ever dare to say.

"But-but you told everyone that you will be going to «AGATAS»! to the temple of light!!" he shouted.

"Yeah, but we are actually going to <RAAIL>." I said again keeping his hat on his head.

"Idiot!! Do you even know what it is?!" he shouted setting his hat on his head.

"Yes of course I know!! It is the place of where the temple of the {GODDESS OF WAR} is located."

"What?? Even after you know we are going there??" I nodded as an answer.

"Sh*t!!" he shouted as the wagon started moving.

TO BE CONTINUED....

ALL HAIL WAR GODDESS TO GIVE ME CRAZY POWER....PLEASE!!