Let the fluff be known to all! Part 3

"Hey Tanuki? What is the meaning of life" I ask my friend as I stare at a group of bandits looking at me with barely concealed lust and desire.

Normally that would bother people, but me? I'm a Demon so I acknowledge my great beauty that surpasses all except for my target of worship.

Taking a small huff I ponder on what to do before I realized that their now mutilated in hundreds if not thousands of pieces by Tanuki.

"Right, forgot you have a murder boner that I kept in check" he pokes their bodies and I nod making him start devouring the bandits till their only blood left.

With that out the way I ask myself a simple question, where the fuck am I going? It's been weeks since I left and the only thing I stumbled upon was bandits in increasing numbers, oh and I guess the wildlife as well, but me and Tanuki almost drove them into near extinction due to hunger.

"Cmon Tanuki, I have many things to do before I come down from my high and suffer drug withdrawal" although I don't think I'll suffer from that, but hey, I'm a former human so who the fuck knows really.

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After weeks of bandit killing we stumbled upon a cave where we killed even more bandits and looted their asses. Of course they didn't take kindly to that after I murderd their friends/comrades in front of them and had Tanuki eat them without mercy.

"So, your the only one left?" Looking at a rough looking man who fits the stereotypical tough guy looks along with a dose of jackass, you know, how bandits looks in fiction or something.

Ignoring his wailing and annoyance I kill him and take his stuff like a proper bandit, but not before causing the cave to collapse as a final fuck you for messing up my quality sleep time.

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Day something? I don't know, but today is the day where a Tanuki and a chicken stare at each other, neither willing to back down before they go at it, combatting in such speeds that I take a moment to puff out the weed as a sign of respect.

Once the fighting died down Tanuki is standing above the defeated chicken and is about to go for the killing blow.

"Okay Tanuki, stop" stop he did as I walk towards the bloodied chicken, taking out a piece of cannabis from my space storage I hand it to him, he looks at me before eyeing the weed.

Seconds later he pokes at it before clucking and singing? I'm not to sure.

"Alright, your name shall be the Big D that shall pierce the Heavens" and like that a chicken was added to our merry group of friends.

What? Psycho paths and druggies? Please, we are a ragtag group of only the finest do graces.

"Oh right, I completely forgot, where in the fuck am I?"

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Alright, so it turns out I entered the farm of someone and he got mad at me, so I knocked him down, stole his stuff, grope his aging wife and daughter before leaving.

Am I become less moral? Hmm….

Hearing mister D clucking I stare as a huge line of people are outside of a city that's walled by some huge fucking walls that remind me of the Great Wall.

"Hmm, what brought you here" turning to where I found the voice I see a handsome man asking me while looking at the line.

"You know, got bored so I decide to travel, nothing big really" I answer and hand him out a pipe, he accepts and starts smoking it and I nod that I just found a fellow comrade.

"Haaaa, and those pets of yours? Your a tamer?" He curiously points at Big D and Tanuki who are currently sleeping on the ground.

"I guess?" I answer and throw Tanuki a piece of meat while Big D gets weed. "Yea, I think I am a tamer" he nods and continues smoking before my hidden fox ears twitch as I hear footsteps.

"Senior" a young forgettable lad appears and an average girl also appear, respectfully bowing and arrogantly looking down on me.

"At ease juniors" he says.

"Hmm, curiously and just asking, what sect are you from?" I ask while looking at the suppose mook squad of a senior brother or something.

"Ah, apologies, I'm known as Wu Hua from the Jade sect, and may I ask who you are, venerable master?" He asks making me smile.

"Elysia" with that he respectfully nods and continues smoking much to the chagrin of his juniors. "Right, Cmon Big D and Tanuki, it's time to go" saying a good bye we leave for the entrance and enter the only way I know.

Casting an illusion we sneak our way in and almost appreciate the bustling city if it wasn't killing my ears.

"Right, we need a place to stay" going around I ask a few people and come to the conclusion that I'm dirt poor…that is until I remembered that the exiled prince had some money on him.

"Hello miss, how much for a few nights in this place?" Asking the woman at the front she looks at my money and back at me before nodding to herself.

"A week" I nod and enter the place, but not before shifting her dreams to start thinking lewdly of me, after all I need a way to relieve myself and masturbation can only take me so far.

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"Was it fine to leave a master alone senior?" One of his followers asks making Wu Hua sigh.

"Yes it's fine" and not because she gave him a free pipe. "Better yet, your lucky she's the patient type and not the short tempered one" they nod and he sighs, barely just noticing the herbs disappear when he needs it the most.

"I reckon she's around the Nascent Spirit King, maybe mid-high rank, that's something that we don't easily anger lest we court death" and it's true, even though Nascent Spirit King is the fifth realm of cultivators it's still a hard realm to achieve due to needing a true spirit core that's nourished with an unbelievable amount of Spirit Qi.

Something that can only be triggered through a life or death battle, or in special cases an Ancient bloodline.

Not only that the gap between a Spirit Warrior and a Nascent Spirit King is as vast as the ocean, something many cultivators dream of achieving.

"Well, considering that Master is a mid rank True Spirit King there probably nothing to worry about unless you bother her" and hopefully you don't.

Taking a final puff he puts the pipe in his storage ring before walking towards the city.

"Let's go, master is awaiting our return from our recent mission"

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"I'm bored" I mutter as I stare at the food before me. Shifting my three tails I watch in amusement at how easy it is to make a religion in a few months, that is if your a charismatic individual with the skill turn up to Ex Rank.

Right, what have I been doing for the past few months other than making a religion for our Sacred Fluff Goddess of the Sun?

Gonna put it bluntly, cultivator bullshit. Yea it turns out that Nascent spirit whatever is actually pretty high on the list…for humans, knowing how this shit turns out theirs probably four continents with bull shit rankings and my rank is actually cannon fodder level.

Anyway, it turns out Tanuki is a spirit beast and so is Chicken, through politics their now mine so fuck those people or wanting my pets.

Greedy fucks.