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Reincarnated as a Fox girl in a cultivation world

Well, some poor schmuck by chance happens to have a satellite drop on him, flattening him to the ground. Once he wakes up he meets some of the local and realizes he’s in a cultivation world. So what’s a modern person reborn as a Fox girl supposed to do? “Seduce girls? Eh, Cultivate? I guess…no…guess I’ll start by stealing myself some cultivation techniques and pimp slapping some young masters like a proper XianXia protagonist” and so starts the legend of a crack addict.

Kikin2006 · Fantasie
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Let the fluff be known to all! Part 1

"So, let me get this straight mister seventh exile, after all this time you finally cough out that your part of one of the most influential empires to have appeared on this continent?" He nods with a serious face before taking a hit from his pipe that I personally made for him. "And your sister is the fourteenth princess that was said to be engaged to noble what it's name?"

"The bastard name is Dong Zuhoa" I ignore him and just puff out good stuff in annoyance.

"Right, dingdong, and due escaping with her and being crippled that your over all potential and talent went to the abyss, except unlike a certain gun wielding chunni Demon King you haven't recovered and strengthened yourself" he nods while gritting his teeth in frustration.

Good, good, let the hate flow through you.

"Imma be real with you chief…how beautiful are the girls in your empire?" I ask which makes him spit out the weed from the pipe, something I and Tanuki take great offense in.

"What do you- Ow!! What was that for?!" He roars at me to which I sigh and sit back down, petting Tanuki fur.

"That was for your transgression against one of my Heavenly Laws, suite 1, verse 3:4, 'The Heavenly sent Cannabis by our venerable Ancestor Snoopdog must be treated with respect and as such, wasting once own weed is transgression against Elysia, thus the punishment is death, exile, or testing subjects'" I rehearse some random law I made out of sheer boredom.

"Didn't you say some time ago that you were a fake God?" He counters to which I hit him again.

"So? To Demons I'm royalty! Nay, a Goddess in the flesh! Divine Royalty! Thus I'm a God(fake) of demons and laws" I answer and he stays silent that he can't refute my claim.

After all, as part of one of the Seven Demons Bloodlines I'm above such things, so to call me a Demon Goddess among demons isn't wrong.

But enough about my lineage which I only just learned, I think it's about time I start…expanding my cult shall we?

"You've got an evil smile on your face. I'm starting to regret telling you this"

"Well to bad, besides" getting up I stretch till my bones pop and sway my three tails in a manner that leaves him disturbed but slightly blushing in embarrassment. "I think it's time I start exploring this world"

After all, I haven't forgotten my declaration of war against this world, for bringing me here I shall bring Mikon~! Whether it wants to comply or not would be for me to decide.

"Hmm…how would I go on about telling the greatness of my demonic ancestor?" Petting Tanuki I watch in silence as people start offering me some stuff.

"I've been meaning to ask, but what is your demonic ancestor? You seem to constantly praise it" twitching fox ears and tails swaying in excitement I look at him and nod to myself.

It's my Divine duty as a Fox to convert any non believer into the true religion.

"My demonic ancestor, she was peerlessly beautiful in both looks and intelligence, such was her beauty that she received no envy, her intelligence and wisdom made even the wisest of sages reach enlightenment. She who defines the path of Mikon~, the peerless beautiful and perfect wife Tamamo-no-Mae!" finishing my grand tale I kick Tanuki out of the window so that he can eat the offerings.

"…I don't get it"

Tsk.

As expected, barbarians would never understand just how beautiful fox girls are and how they are perfection given form, by Gods grace did he realized what was needed and thus he created them, fox girls. Their enchanting and soft tail, coupled with their looks be they lolis, voluptuous or milfs, they will and will always be the divine race of God that surpasses God.

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A month has passed and my progress on the array is going at a phenomenal pace that in about a month or two it should be done, hopefully in a month as it's almost time for the townsfolk to start a festival in my name.

Contrary to popular belief I'm taking this act very seriously, I've been using Qi as a way to boost the quality of the land to provide bountiful harvest along with improving the quality of it.

And it seems the effects are starting to show. A restored piece of the land generates much more Qi and of higher quality, which is how I managed the feat of cultivating this fast. A timely endeavor that would bring the biggest benefits to me in the future, and if I heard currently from the exiled prince then there's a chance that an earth spirit, the True Local Divine will appear.

"Hopefully it appears in the form of a women" holding my blunt I go and crush some more weed and put it in there to continue smoking. "Now that I think about it, what is your name little girl?" I ask her while putting her in my lap and playing with her head.

"M-my name is Wu Yang" she cutely says.

Hmm…I got it.

Shifting my self a bit, I start getting ready for the long game, and by that I'm gonna use illusions to have her dream of me…and only me. She'll slowly develop feelings for me if I have anything to say about it. And as her body develops she'll start wanting to get curious about things which I'll gladly help her.

Oh right, I've blessed another kid didn't I? What was her name again?…..what if's, I'm sure their doing just fine.

"Hmm, a good name I suppose" and I truly don't know wether it's a good name or not.

Playing with her long silky dark brown hair, I run my fingers through them, taking in a deep breath I notice that her scent is mixed in as well.

Mhmm she smells nice~

It's decided, I'm keeping her for myself.

"Is it truly a good name?" My oh my, she lacks self confidence?

"Why of course it is, after all it suits you does it not? Such a beautiful thing you are my dear" Kill me, I'm dying of embarrassment, ahhh~ but just being near her fills me with want and lust.

Without much to say I slowly start wrapping her with my tails, hugging her from behind I watch in amusement at her heating up.

Things I found while in this world, logic need not apply as a little girl is already starting to think of me in a sexual way, and who am I to not take advantage of such things?

Wrapping my arms around her I nuzzle to her next and lightly bite her shoulder blades, an instinctive to mark her as mine. Licking the small droplets of blood I heal her but keep the bite mark.

"Mhmm~ this mark means your mine okay?" Cupping her chin I look at her straight in the eye and she nods with her face beet red. "Good, now go get dressed for me will you?" Meekly nodding she respectfully leaves making me wonder what I just done.

What's done is done, the best thing to do is to take responsibility of my own actions….although I think I might've overwhelmed her with emotions.

Does it matter if the outcome is the one i want? The ends justify the means? Yup, that one.