DANCE FORM MY PUPPETS! DANCE!!! (Part 2)

"We have to see how the situation develops Captain Mcnuggte...

For now just wait... and don't worry, I won't make you load Pussydestroyer69 this time "Fred whispered to his faithful pet while he stroked its head, a head that he also rubbed against his hand as if it were a cat, a head that he also rubbed against his hand as if he were a cat

And while Fred and Captain Mcnugget were enjoying the show, the pirates continued their [negotiation]...

"Stop pretending you have the situation under control Faust

You are screwed! We know! Your crew knows it!

And of course we know it!

Fuck! Even your buyer knows it!

Give us the Akuma No Mi and we won't retaliate against you or your crew" Shouted Damian [The Backstabber], who for obvious reasons had taken the lead negotiating on behalf of the coalition

However, Faust [Iron Mask] had a radically different opinion "Really? That's not how I see it..."

"What do you mean?" Asked Damian [The backstabber], somewhat intrigued to see how that cornered prey tried to contradict him

An intrigue that also awoke in Fred, who stopped imagining hypothetical scenarios of how to kill everyone to pay more attention to Faust's words 'Mmm... let's see what that guy has in mind...'

And after making sure that all the pirates paid attention to him, the pirate with the iron mask began to expose his interpretation of this situation.

"The Akuma No Mi you have come to find is well hidden somewhere on this huge island.

And obviously, learning from my mistakes, only I know where it is.

So forget about finding her without me." Faust said as he emphasized with his hands that the Akuma No mi could be hidden all over the island, including the forest, the cliffs and the coast, not just in the house at his back

A somewhat negative fact that frustrated some of the plans of Damian and other pirates with a strategic mind in the coalition... however this was only a setback and not a serious problem for unscrupulous people with zero respect for the physical and mental integrity of third parties

"Then we just have to…"

"I already know what you are thinking and what you are going to say next...

You will defeat, capture and torture me until I reveal the location of the treasure.

Not an innovative plan, but still effective...

But that won't work with me..." Faust said, interrupting his enemies, showing that he was several moves ahead of them

A good demonstration of intellectual and interpretative superiority that earned him many points with Fred

'Ohhh...

I like his style...'

And at the same time he momentarily silenced the members of the pirate coalition

A moment of silence that Faust took advantage of to continue with the more or less monologue of the scheming villain "Leaving aside whether you could beat me or not...

Time is not in your favor as someone... whose identity some of you already know... is heading directly to this island to buy that fruit

And it won't take long to arrive...

Knowing this, I have much less incentive to reveal the location of our merchandise, don't you think?"

'MMM…

Cunning... good move sir [Iron Mask]' Fred thought, more and more interested in this minor pirate, but above all in that mysterious buyer who wanted to get one of the most precious items in this world

Surely someone quite rich and even powerful... who was willing to pay a long price for that source of power.

That was a subtle warning that Faust dropped among the members of the alliance... but after living among idiots for so long he knew he had to explain everything in a way that even an amoeba could understand. "I see that there are many idiots among you, so I will be more specific…

If you kill me you won't be able to find the Akuma no mi, much less in time...

And if you do that, you will only win an enemy you don't want..."

"..."

"If you capture me, no matter how hard you try, I won't reveal the location of the Akuma No Mi

Hahaha...

And when my buyer arrives... you will have more problems than the initial ones...

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I assure you that having hindered our deal won't come free...

In fact, it hasn't been cheap right now, some of you have lost many men and even ships..." Said Faust with disdain, which went from threatening to openly mocking the people with whom he was trying to reach an understanding.

A mockery that didn't sit well with anyone, not even someone as cold as Damian "Bastard..."

What to say about someone as temperamental as Ronald "GRRJJJJ

Your death won't be pleasant..."

However, Faust didn't care about their feelings... in fact, seeing them angry only gave him pleasure. Something that could be clearly seen in his expression if it wasn't covered by a metallic mask.

"Yes... nothing cheap... since in neither of these two scenarios will you get the Akuma No Mi

I am good at negotiating as you can see, so even if you torture me for hours when my buyer arrives I will do my best to not only sell the Akuma No Mi

Also get out of this island alive and get my revenge later!

One by one..." Faust yelled, turning from mocking to threatening. And to appear even more intimidating he swung his huge and heavy metallic spear, which was being held with effort by three of his subordinates behind him.

A threat that for some reason made some of the pirates shudder and even back off.

"..."

However, it had the opposite effect on Fred, who was laughing evilly in his mind as he patted Captain Mcnugget's head as if he were an evil cat 'MUA HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Very good exposition [Iron Mask], you're a smart guy from what I can see and from the reports I read in Lex's office without him realizing...'

And with that Faust's exposition ended with the following phrase, which he emphasized by sitting on one of the chairs that his subordinates had brought for him "That's why we're left with a single win-win scenario...

Kill each other!

The remaining crew will share the profits from the sale of the Akuma No Mi with me."

A proposal that wasn't very well received among the members of the pirate collision, who from the most rookie private to the most veteran captain exclaimed with indignation while brandishing their weapons

"WHAT!?? DO YOU THINK WE..."

"COME ON!" A collective cry that was stopped by the powerful voice of Faust, who rose from his chair and pointed his spear at each and every one of the elite members of the pirate alliance "Cut the crap!

It's more than obvious that in the precise moment one of you got my Akuma No Mi, you would immediately kill each other!

An Akuma No Mi can sell for a high price, but it's more than clear that you're too greedy to split that money in five portions

Deny it if you dare!"

An accusation that created some concern among the different pirate gangs, who subconsciously began to look at each other

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

They even began to redirect their weapons, which had previously been aimed at Faust, towards their coalition partners, even if it was slowly and covertly

'Pfff...

MUA HAHAHAHAHA!

Yes, it's more than obvious!

Surely they would even kill each other within the same pirate gang when it came to dividing up the loot!' Fred thought, who tried to hold back the urge to laugh after seeing the expressions of the members of the pirate alliance and especially how they looked at each other.

Quite comical expressions that also made Faust smile, who was doubly or triplely satisfied with his interpretation "See...

I'm not asking for anything weird...

You only have to anticipate now what you thought to do later...

After that we can talk about the location of the Akuma No Mi between the two of us."

A proposal that Faust concluded by sitting once more in his chair, implying that he expected everyone to follow his instructions while he simply watched the show and waited for the winner to come to him to claim part of the promised prize.

A fairly rational proposal, especially after hearing the pros and cons, which began to be considered among many of the coalition pirates, who began to look at their... temporary... allies with greater caution than before.

Not only with caution, but also with hostility, a hostility so evident that it could even be felt in the air.

The weapons in their hands were pointed less pretense at their pirate allies and it looked as if the battle royale was about to begin at any moment.

Faust had practically turned the entire alliance into a tinderbox that only needed a small spark to explode at its convenience...

And Fred, lately a master of this type of mental games, was trying to contain his laughter "Hahaha!!! Very good offer, but...

Obviously you forgot to mention that when only one pirate gang is left standing you will try to exterminate it

Something that will be easier for you than normal, since they will surely be tired and injured after this battle royale... while you will at full power

Someone with a modicum of brains would realize that this strategy is more detrimental to them and...'

"Yeah, great idea...

Then it will be easier for you to kill the last one standing

If we follow your offer the odds of one of us getting the Akuma No Mi plummets.

Do you really think we are such idiots?" Said the intelligent and calculating Damian [The Backstabber], who wasn't really addressing Faust, but to each and every one of the members of the pirate alliance who hadn't yet realized this scheme.

Above all, to the most idiots, who were about to screw up his plan

'You also overlooked that if someone found out, they could explain it out loud to prevent the most idiots from doing something stupid.

And these idiots will be very angry with you for almost falling into your trap... and even if none of this had happened... well…

There's also the possibility that they didn't follow your plan because they are very angry with you! Not only for how you massacred them, but also because you made fun of them a few seconds ago several times

There are many irrational people in your profession and it wasn't very smart of you not to realize that if you wanted to take advantage of the idiocy of those guys to create chaos in the alliance.

I learned this lesson the hard way, just like you will do now...' Fred thought as he watched the expression change between some of the more idiotic pirates who had just realized how stupids they are

"ARE YOU LAUGHING AT US YOU BASTARD!?

DO YOU REALLY THINK WE WOULD FALL INTO YOUR TRAP!?"

"YOU WILL PAY FOR THE DEATH OF MIKE!"

"NOBODY CALLS ME IDIOT! FOOL!!"

And to top it all off the Professor Fred pointed out more flaws in Faust's grand plan 'Furthermore, the arguments you've put forward aren't 100% convincing enough

Nothing...

Nothing makes them think that they won't be able to find the Akuma No Mi that you have hidden if everyone collaborate in the search.

Nothing about you makes them think that you won't give up under extreme torture... like mine, for example... and you'll tell everything in a few hours...

Nothing makes them think that your buyer is going to collaborate with you until the last moment if he has other alternatives or that he's going to create an enmity with renowned pirates for you...

You have built a good building, I admit, but on quicksand...

And the quicksand is your lack of reputation, sir with a bounty of less than 20 million with a poor record of bloody battles...'

"Guys, let's take care of him first as planned...

Then we'll see what to do." He once again proposed Damian [The Backstabber] to regain control of the aliance, at least until they are no longer useful to him...

An idea that became popular among the other members, who after reconsidering responded "I agree with you [Backstabber], but just in case go ahead

I don't like having you behind me"

Not an optimistic situation for Faust and his men...

"Shit…" Faust [Iron Mask] sighed in frustration, quickly getting up from his chair and preparing for an imminent attack.

"What do we do now captain?" Asked his second in command, incredibly scared after the failure of his captain's brilliant plan

A brilliant plan that still had fans in that place despite its brutal failure...

'It's a pity your plan didn't go as you wanted, but...

Don't worry, daddy Fred will help you this time...

After all make them kill each other before getting their hands on the Akuma No Mi is safer and more comfortable for me' Fred thought as he took a very small Den Den Mushi out of one of his many pockets.

A very small Den Den Mushi attached to a structure that practically anyone on planet earth in the year 2023 would recognize, but that they were practically alien to the One Piece canon...

Headphones with a microphone!

A headphones with a microphone Den Den Mushi that was interconnected with other much smaller Den Den Mushi. So small that could even be inserted into small headphones that could be inserted into the ear without being seen

And those little hidden earphones were inside the ears of some of the filler pirates in the coalition!

Pirates from different gangs who a few hours ago... partly thanks to the collaboration of [Neo Scum 1] and [Neo Scum 2]... were lured away or their tribulation to force them to sign a contract with pact magic that made them in Fred's slaves

Some of them died before reaching the base of the [Iron Mask] pirates, but those who were still alive heard perfectly how Fred said.

"Execute Order 66"

A code that meant: [Dear scums...

Attack the motherfuckers from rival gangs, but avoid killing among yourselfs

I WANT EVERYTHING TO GET OUT OF CONTROL!]

And just as Fred ordered, 14 pirates, many of them belonging to different gangs, began to attack their temporary allies.

PRAM! PRAM! PRAM! PRAM!!

SLASHHH!!!! SLASH! POM!

FRRRJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!

A totally unexpected event that greatly confused the leaders of this alliance

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"

"NO! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!??"

"WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON!?"

None of them wanted this to happen and they wanted to stop whatever was happening right now. However... it was already impossible to stop this chaos...

PAM! PAM! PAM!

SLASHHH!!!! SLASH!

Witnessing the indiscriminate attacks, more and more confused pirates began to defend themselves, not only from the few [Sums] controlled by Fred, but also from other pirates who had joined them, attacking any member of a gang other than their own.

Just as Fred predicted, it only took one tiny spark to set the whole tinderbox off!

SPLASH! SPLASH!!

FRRRJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!

PRAM! PRAM! PRAM! PRAM!!

Even the captains and elite pirates, who had never ordered their subordinates to commit this senseless attack, joined in the carnage!

"DAMN IDIOT TRAITOR! YOU'VE SPOILED EVERYTHING"

"NOBODY CALLS ME IDITO! FUCKING BACKSTABER!!!"

"DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

FRRRJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!

SLASH!! FIU! SLASH!!

PLASH! PLASH!

None of them wanted this... at least not now... nor did they order their subordinates to attack, but...

How did they know the others didn't either?

At the time of forming the alliance everyone knew that they would end up betraying each other as soon as they got the Akuma No Mi... and a few seconds ago they had received an offer to betray each other in exchange for the Akuma No Mi

In view of these circumstances, would guys who made their living killing and stealing stand to reason with each other when their subordinates were killing each other?

Especially when they thought of betraying each other from the beginning?

No, it wasn't necessary...

"DIE! COWARDS!!!"

"SURROUNDED FAUST! DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!"

"FUCKING RAT! DIE!!"

However, even within this chaos some tried to adapt and find an ally even if it was temporarily... to betray him again later

"FAUST! IS YOUR OFFER STILL STANDING? LET'S MAKE A TEAM!"

"TRAITOR! YOU FINALLY RECOGNIZE IT! YOU HAVE BETRAYED US!"

The chaos...

Everyone was attacking each other and although the [Iron Mask] pirates weren't the ones getting the most of this hate… as their captain alive… they were also being attacked.

"It's not exactly as I had planned, but…

Anyway...

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Said Faust a little relieved, happy and confused to see that his plan had developed more or less successfully as he joined the attack, forming a temporary alliance with the [Backstabber] pirates.

In a few seconds the alliance was broken and an all out war broke out where some of the most famous pirate gangs of the West Blue fought for survival on a small island in the middle of nowhere.

PRAM! PRAM! PRAM! PRAM!!

POOM! POM! CRASH!

SLASHHH!!!! SLASH!

FRRRJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!!

And while those more than 250 people fought each other to the death, the person who unleashed this madness was fighting with himself to surpass his laughter of crazy villain

'MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

YEAH!

DANCE FORM MY PUPPETS! DANCE!!!

MUA HAHAHAHAH!!!'

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