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No Villain? No Problem! (BL)

Chen Yihai is an ordinary university student: he’s deep in student debt, lives on cup ramen, and yet he still manages to spend his pitiful savings on his favorite webnovels. After tripping over his own feet one night, he wakes up to an unfamiliar world… ...Wait a minute. Isn't this—?! Male Protagonist: “You filthy villain, how dare you attempt to harm our Sect!” Chen Yihai: “Woooah, you’re just as handsome as I imagined you to be! As expected of the OP male protagonist!” [Ding!] [System 707: Welcome, host! You have been selected to become the villain of the popular stallion novel, 'Touch of Immortals'! All of your destruction flags have already been raised, so you have no choice but to continue down the BAD END route—the path of death!] Chen Yihai: “...” Chen Yihai: “...So cool!! I’m going to become the best villain ever! Death? Who cares about death? As long as I die in the protagonist’s embrace, it's like dying in the arms of an angel!” [System 707: …Host, are you okay?] --- Like what I do? Buy me a Ko-fi! I write for free, and won't be making this novel a pay-to-read. But any kind of donation would be super appreciated: ko-fi.com/xyerose Warning: This is a BL novel, meaning it will contain male x male. There will also be explicit scenes in the future. If you are not comfortable with it, please do not read. Updates: 1 chapter a week. Currently prioritizing my other BL novel, "A Touch of Irony". Once I finish that novel, I will begin to update this one more frequently. --- Cover Art: Ibuki Satsuki

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8 Chs

Beauty Mark

During the one month of time he has, two weeks pass by quickly with Chen Yihai sneaking good wine into his own sect, breaking sect rules behind closed doors, and overall living a completely leisurely life.

[707: All of which a Peak Lord should not be doing at all!! (੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु… Host, please take this seriously!]

Chen Yihai pops open another bottle of wine, downing it all with vigor. This is definitely the kind of life he's always wanted to live! This kind of rich, spoiled, and unbothered life-style! An otaku like himself can enjoy at least this much before actually getting serious about his mission, right?

Though he is the Peak Lord, he isn't actually obligated to train the disciples; he'd already given them cultivation manuals to look over, so his help is completely unnecessary. Plus, the whole point of cultivation was to learn how to do it using one's own spiritual power. The disciples could also help one another as companions.

Most times, benevolent and caring Peak Lords would guide their disciples. Fortunately, the original Chen Yihai did not often help guide his disciples as he is a BOSS villain, so Chen Yihai doesn't have to do much except live life to the fullest until the month is over! The original Chen Yihai only helped his disciples at the most crucial times as to not lose face and be accused of being a Peak Lord who doesn't care about his students.

So, that's exactly what he'll do as well. It's not OOC if the original did it too, hahaha! Being a BOSS villain is great!

[707: ...…]

[707: T-This is terrible… host is completely ignoring me! He won't even acknowledge my existence! Waterfalloftears.gif...]

During the past two weeks, he also did not run into Yun Shenwu, or anyone else at all. He feels a bit regretful that he had to tell all of his disciples not to bother him for a month because he'd be busy 'meditating'. And by meditating, he means doing absolutely nothing productive, but of course they didn't need to know that!

Though after having so much free time, he's gotten a bit bored of his repetitive activities. So that's why, today, he's decided to sneak out to find beautiful women to play with, without revealing his identity as the famous Ju-long Peak Lord. After all, with his devilishly handsome looks, how could anyone resist him?

He might as well shoot his shot! Since he wasn't able to freely flirt with girls in his world with his average looks... this is his chance! After all, since he's going to die in this world eventually, he might as well not die a virgin.

Sifting through the original body's memories, surprisingly, this BOSS villain had never slept with anyone before. Really, what a waste of his good-looking face! How could any man not have any interest in women, ah?

'But don't worry, mister BOSS villain, I'll be sure to take good care of your body from now on. Hehehe…' Chen Yihai chuckles darkly in his private quarters, an ominous aura emitting from his very being,

The original BOSS villain, watching from somewhere unknown: "....Σ(;・益・;;;)!!!"

To make sure people wouldn't recognize him as the Peak Lord, he would of course need to change his robes and hairstyle! With that being said, Chen Yihai places his jar of wine down and stares at his handsome reflection in the mirror. Today, he'll have a simple hairstyle to give off a sexy, enticing impression! He reaches back and pulls the band off of his half-ponytail, leaving his hair fluttering behind him until his raven-black locks are completely down. Now he has the 'just-got-out-of-bed' look, a lazy and sultry appearance that makes one's heartbeat skyrocket.

Now for his clothes…

Chen Yihai strides over to his wardrobe, opening it up with an aura of confidence. Unfortunately, all of the robes that he owns are all the same! The confidence he had gained earlier immediately dissipates into thin air as his face fills with black lines.

...He slowly closes it back up.

Well, it seems like he has to go buy some new robes in town. Shopping as a Peak Lord isn't strange, right?

[707: …..It's totally strange, ah!! Please rethink your life choices! (TwT)...]

And so begins the BOSS villain's mission to go on a leisurely shopping trip for clothes in the middle of the night...

Since everyone's bedtime is at 10PM as per sect rules, he has no problem slipping out into the darkness of the night. And even if he was caught, no one would question his motives because he is their Shifu, hahaha!

Good little disciples, thank you for being so cute and obedient even when your Shifu is an evil BOSS villain that doesn't guide you often! The 'sleep at 10PM' rule was made just for your Shifu to sneak out and do things villains do!

...Wait, what do villains do again?

...Oh, well!

If he doesn't know, it must not be important, hahaha!

[707, sobbing in a corner: …So OOC… wuwuwu….. (iДi).... Requesting backup from admin to help this lowly system control their host!!]

Admin, watching from somewhere unnamed: "...Should I fire you?"

[707: No, please! (´;︵;`) I have a family, I need this job!! I won't be able to survive in this economy! BigSad.gif]

Admin, face filling with black lines: "Then do your job correctly!!!"

[707, sobbing: I was just trying to live my best life... (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥)! (;﹏;)! (˃̥̥ω˂̥̥̥)!]

Admin: "How are you even verbalizing emotes? I don't remember giving you that ability…"

Chen Yihai, finally deciding to stop ignoring his BL-crazed system: '....Shut the f*ck up, ah!! Both of you!!'

[707: … (,,#゚Д゚)!!!]

Admin: "..... (; ・`д・´)??? Since when were hosts able to hear me, ah?!"

Chen Yihai, completely irritated: 'Since now, so please be quiet, thank you! I just want to buy a new robe in peace! Gosh, systems and their admins these days...'

[707: …..]

Admin: "...."

When silence finally returns and the bickering discontinues, Chen Yihai lets out a sigh of relief. Thank goodness. Who knew having a system was so tiring, ah?

Even when it's relatively late at night, he's able to find a small clothes shop that was still open. The moment he enters, the woman at the counter freezes and her eyes grow impossibly wide.

She raises a finger at him and tries to suppress a squeal, "O-Oh my goodness, you can't be the Peak Lord of the Ju-long Sect?!"

...Even with his hair like this, how can he be so easily recognized?!

He presents her with a small smile, shaking his head: "No, I'm afraid not. You have mistaken me for someone else. You see, I am but a traveling cultivator…"

"No way, I know it's you! You even have that famous beauty mark underneath your right eye!" The woman says with bright eyes, clearly quite excited to have the Peak Lord in her presence. After all, everyone knows the Peak Lord of the Ju-long Sect almost never goes outside unless it's for an important mission. But now he's here, standing in her measly shop in the flesh!! And his rumored good looks were really true. "You're so cool and handsome, ah!!"

The general public knew that the Ju-long Peak Lord has a beauty mark under his right eye, it's how they are able to immediately recognize him.

Since the original Chen Yihai really didn't go out much, he had no memories of those rumors circulating around the nearby villages. Who would have thought the beauty mark would make him stand out from the crowd, even though being so handsome was already quite enough to make him attract attention...

So this is the power of handsome men, ah!! This is exactly how he feels when he looks at the attractive male protagonist of 'Touch of Immortals'!!

Yes… this familiar feeling!!!

...The feeling of being a fanboy!!

His eyes soften as he walks over to the woman, taking her hands in his. With a sympathetic expression and stars in his eyes, he says: "You're right, ah. It is I, the Ju-long Peak Lord. Aren't I just too cool to look at? Isn't your heart beating very fast? Any action I do, it makes you feel like you want to cry, right? I definitely understand the feeling of wanting to touch, but being unable to. So here, you can touch me anywhere you want, ah! Don't be shy, go ahead!!"

The woman, flabbergasted: "Ohmygod!! Please let me touch your abs!!"

The understanding Chen Yihai: "Yes, here you go."

[707, watching this horrid scene unfold: ...….(;´Д`) Host, please be in character, ahhhhh!!!]

Author has something to say:

I sincerely apologize for the late update!! I honestly wasn't feeling the best yesterday, so I had no motivation to write at all... but I managed to finish it today, so I hope you will forgive me. T_T

This Friday, March 8th is my birthday, so I'm not sure if I'll be able to update on time again. So if I don't, please don't be too surprised. Thank you so much for understanding...!! QAQ

I hope you enjoyed this chapter..!!!

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