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"A fresh personality that has not been worn down at all! The skill to maintain it in perfect condition without any blemishes! Mr. Kim Sang-hyuk, you are a craftsman with a genius talent."

"I knew you'd like it."

Why did I show an onahole made from the personality of his own kind?

It's because in this adult game, I was certain that a goblin onahole would have some kind of use.

And that time is now.

The protagonist wouldn't use an onahole made from a goblin or an orc.

So who would use it?

Another goblin or orc would.

Just as onaholes are originally made to imitate human body parts.

Wouldn't goblins like a goblin onahole? That was the obvious conclusion I reached.

My prediction was spot on.

"The responsiveness is very fresh. It feels alive and breathing within this. Not even the greatest craftsman in hell could create such a masterpiece!"

"Awesome, right?"

"Oh, oh… May I insert my finger into this hole? Mr. Kim Sang-hyuk?!"

"Since it would become a used onahole, promise to buy it if you do."

"I promise! I will definitely purchase it!"

The goblin, after inserting his finger, was so full of emotion that he shed tears of joy.

"The voice of my kin pleading for life… it travels up my finger! I can feel the trembling!"

"Do you like it?"

"This is innovation! To meet a craftsman like you…! Would you consider selling them only to me from now on?"

"That depends on how I feel. How much will you pay?"

"For this quality… 12,000 coins."

I was shocked at the amount.

Even for a Devil Merchant accustomed to shady dealings, a merchant is still a merchant.

To value the goblin onahole at that price means he is confident he can sell it for even more…

I was incredibly surprised that there was someone willing to pay that much for a personality onahole.

I struggled to not show my agitation outwardly…

"That's the highest amount I can offer, no more than that."

"Hmm…"

Yuuna was completely unable to manage her expression.

"Kim Sang-hyuk, sell them all…! The ones we gathered before!"

"All of them? Do you perhaps have more of these?"

Why are you saying that, you fool.

Yuuna covered her mouth with her hand and shook her head vehemently.

Well, I was planning to reveal them anyway.

'Onahole Inventory' opened.

The Goblin King drooled over it.

"Oh, ohhhh… It's artistic…"

"There's better stuff too."

"…."

"This one, you see. It's the only one, so I've been saving it."

"I'll pay a high price… Please, sell it to me! Please!"

I take out the 'Masterpiece Onahole'.

"90,000, no… 110,000!"

"If you want to keep doing business with me, that won't be enough."

"190,000… I'll pay 190,000! No, please let me buy it! Please!"

"Why, you want to use this so badly?"

"Haah… Haah…"

"Don't come any closer, your breathing is unpleasant."

I completely took control of the situation.

Seeing him lose his senses like this, it seems that onahole collectors are the natural predators of Devil Merchants.

"Promise me. You will always treat me and my friends like gentlemen. You will sell stats at a reasonable price all the time."

"Yes! Yes, of course!"

"Would you also buy orc onaholes?"

I unravel the orc onaholes I have.

"I'll buy them! All of them! Please sell me everything you have!"

I intended to keep the ones of masterpiece quality… Should I sell them?

Honestly, it's just a nuisance to keep them.

"What do you think, Yuuna?"

Yuuna clung to me.

"Kim Sang-hyuk, ah, no, Sang-hyuk…!"

"Why?"

"I'll pick up the ones we abandoned earlier! Sell those too!"

Yuuna seemed to remember the onaholes she had left behind.

"Do we really need to go to all that trouble? It's bothersome."

We've already earned a lot.

Even Hena held my hand and shook her head in agreement.

"Let's go, Hena! We'll pick them up quickly!"

"Okay!"

….

The two ran off to fetch the onaholes without being asked.

They started searching for onaholes about 20 meters away.

Soon they came back with a bunch of orc onaholes.

"This too!"

"Here!"

"No! Are you saying you were going to throw away these products on the ground?"

"It's no big deal for me to make these."

The Goblin King grasped my hand firmly.

"It's fate that these works of art, which almost never saw the light of day, have come into my hands. I look forward to doing business with you in the future, Mr. Sang-hyuk!"

"Sure. As long as you sell stats reasonably."

The money earned from clearing the dungeon, 1,182 coins.

The money obtained from selling all the monster onaholes…

1,120,000 coins.

I became filthy rich by selling onaholes.

Just two days after becoming the protagonist of 'Onaaka'.

The Goblin King also seemed very satisfied.

He was stroking the personality onaholes I sold him as if they were beloved pets.

"Now, what stats shall I sell you?"

"Didn't you say something about mood?"

"No, of course~ly~ I must sell all stats honestly to Mr. Kim Sang-hyuk and his colleagues. Eheheh...."

'I should work on physical and firearms-related stats.'

The more you raise a stat, the more coins it consumes. It felt a bit expensive, but it wasn't a bad deal.

[You have traded with the Devil Merchant 'Goblin King']

[Technique has increased by 50]

[Strength has increased by 25]

[Stamina has increased by 25]

[Agility has increased by 25]

[Coins spent – 426,998]

In Hena's terms, almost.

More than the growth value that could be earned with consistent academy life for at least a year.

I resolved it with money in just one day.

"You guys should buy some too."

"Can, can we really?"

Yuuna hesitates.

She knows it's a great opportunity, but seems to think it's shameless to take advantage.

"Isn't it good I learned something weird?"

"That, that is… Uh-hum. I won't deal with weird things again."

"Hena, you should buy some Magic Power. I'll pay for it."

Someone might question why I'm being so generous to others…

If I only look after my own growth, the distance between the two of us might grow.

I don't want that.

"…I can't repay such a large amount of money."

"I told you. I'm repaying a favor to you. Just accept it."

Hena shakes her head.

"I didn't expect anything in return. The reason I saved you… it's just because we're friends."

She means she doesn't want to take money as a reward for covering for me.

I'm surprised by Hena several times today.

Even if she's the easiest heroine to conquer in 'Onaaka', the dignity of a heroine is felt.

"Then, keep it a secret that I earn like this with my vulgar skills. This is your compensation."

Yuuna chuckled.

"Turning the personality of a monster into an onahole and selling it to a Devil Merchant at a high price, you're an Onahole Collector worse than a demon, you know?"

"Yeah. Strictly confidential."

"Good. I received the hush money properly."

"Okay, I'll keep it a secret."

"Go shopping, then."

With a swish.

The expressions of the two pretty schoolgirls brightened.

Seeing them happy made me feel elated too. Why is money the best?

'Indeed, a man's worth is his ability.'

I just wanted to make the pretty two happy by letting them do whatever they wanted.

Just watching them contentedly makes me think that falling into this world was a good thing.

Of course, Yuuna's Strength stat was quite expensive.

I raised Hena's Magic Power by about 50, and that was cheaper than raising Yuuna's Strength stat by 3.

"You didn't overcharge me, did you? Mr. Goblin?"

"Oh no, absolutely not."

If I don't like it, I can just say 'I won't sell the onahole.'

The Goblin King was eagerly rubbing his palms together in a servile manner, trying to please me.

"Kyaa. I've become stronger!"

"The Magic Power… has increased tremendously…"

Yuuna, a B-Rank, was overjoyed even with an increase of about 10 points in her Strength stat.

Hena and I, who were D~C-Rank, could increase our stats dramatically, so we enjoyed a much more dramatic sense of growth.

"I'll pay with coins."

After a generous spending, I had about 110,000 coins left.

Still, a tremendous amount of money remained.

"Thanks for the good trade, Goblin King."

"Oh, I am the one who should be thankful, it was a satisfactory deal."

The Goblin King grips my outstretched hand firmly.

"Oh-ho. To think that you are so beloved by a variety of foreign gods… Ah, it has been an honor to meet you, Mr. Kim Sang-hyuk."

Beloved by a variety of foreign gods?

Is he talking about something like the skeleton that appeared when I used 'Lucky Pervert'?

"I almost committed an indiscretion against the Mother of Blood… Heheheh."

I don't really understand what he's saying…

But it feels like Mr. Goblin King is dropping spoilers as he mutters and disappears.

"I will come again to purchase onaholes, Mr. Kim Sang-hyuk."

"See you again, Mr. Goblin."

The dungeon begins to be dismantled.

Yuuna, seeming relieved, comes closer to me while watching the scenery of the dungeon being dismantled.

Hena was always close to me, but it's a bit strange for Yuuna to be this close.

"It's already good enough that you've repaid your debt."

Yuuna's eyes looking at me had changed.

"Kim Sang-hyuk, you're an amazing person, aren't you?"

"I was just lucky."

This world is 'Onaaka',

A world where, if I set my mind to it, there's no such thing as a difficulty level for conquest, a world where I am the protagonist.

I knew it was completely different from before I possessed this body when I was struggling to make money with a difficult life in reality.

Looking at the ridiculous amount of money that entered my student ID, I think again.

'A world where I can obtain things of high value much more easily.'

I have to admit it.

I received a great gift from the goddess.

"How should I ever repay this kindness… Now it's my turn to worry."

"Hena said it, right? Friends don't need compensation."

"Really~? You don't need anything? Right now, Hena and I would be willing to grant whatever you want."

Hena also nods in agreement.

"What kind of answer do you two want to hear from me…"

Don't give me that kind of leeway!

No matter how handsome I am or how well I treat you, don't do that.

Yuuna and Hena look at me with eyes full of affection.

If they plan to keep looking at me with those eyes during the dungeon demolition, it's going to be too much pressure to bear.

"Let's, let's just take a picture. That'll do."

Now's the perfect timing.

"Hena. You have to be in the photo, so get close! Stick close to me!"

"Okay!"

The two female students cling to my arms, pressing close. Oh no.

This is a complete harem show-off formation!

"One, two! Snap!"

It ended up being recorded like evidence.

"Kim Sang-hyuk is flustered. He's flustered."

Of course, I'm flustered.

In all my years, living closer to the age of 30 than 20, I've never experienced such a sweet and thrilling event in reality!

"Look. The photo turned out great, didn't it?"

"Beautiful. Both of you."

Yuuna fiddled with her phone on the spot and sent me the photo.

[Yuuna]

(A photo of Hena and Yuuna clinging to me)

In that short time, she drew something like cat whiskers on the faces of me, Hena, and herself with what looked like colored pencils, and beneath that, there was a pretty handwritten note saying 'In commemoration of our party's first dungeon clear'.

Hena, blushing; Yuuna, laughing vivaciously. Both their faces came out well in the photo.

"I'll send it to Hena too. No, let's just create a group chat."

I received an invitation to the group chat. It's a chat room with the three of us: me, Hena, and Yuuna.

"What's the name of our party? It's not going to be the 'Onahole Squad', right?"

"Ugh!"

Yuuna wrapped her head.

"Onahole, onahole… You keep trying to become numb to it, right? That's not okay. From now on, vulgar words are banned! That's the first rule of our group chat."

Then, a rule against vulgar words had been added to the chat notice.

Anyway, it looks like we're the only ones left in the training ground.

"Should we just head home now?"

"It seems like we were the last ones out. Since we were the only ones in a B-Rank dungeon, I guess that makes sense?"

I turn my head in surprise when Yuuna starts fiddling with her chest.

"Uh, I tried to be careful, but sand got into my clothes. Hena. Let's go wash up together!"

"Uh, huh!? I was going to wash at home…."

"Don't say that! We girls have things to talk about. Let's build our friendship."

"Don't bully Hena."

"Who's bullying? Kim Sang-hyuk. Which way is your home? Will you wait for us?"

Well, maybe. If we're going in the same direction.

I don't have anything else to do after this.

"Alright. Both of you go and wash up. I'll wait."

After sending the two off, I open the status window.

Kim Sang-hyuk

Level 9 (D)

Strength: 65 (+14)

Agility: 35 (+13)

Stamina: 36 (+8)

Technique (Dexterity)1: 65 (+11)

(Hidden) Magic Power: 0 (+3)

(Hidden) Charm: 999

Newly learned skills:

['Onahole Enhancement' has been set to onahole!!… Enhances the overall capabilities of an onahole.]

['Firearms Proficiency' The proficiency needed to handle all types of firearms. The level rises as it's used, and the shooting correction becomes stronger. Current level 3]

Achievements

['Goblin Onahole Conqueror' Collected all Goblin onaholes.]

['Loss of Humanity' The person who recklessly implanted Personality Excretion into an unknown heroine.]

['Inhumane Personality Excretion' Forced a full-powered Personality Excretion, heavily weighted with violence, onto a heroine who was enduring it.]

['Destructive Personality Excretion' A relentless barrage of Personality Excretion, not caring about the collapse of the heroine's personality. Extremely sadistic.]

['It's Useless to Resist!!' The manifestation of the will to excrete personality no matter what. Achieved when Personality Excretion is performed over 50 times within 5 minutes on the same target.]

['Orc Onahole Conqueror' Collected all Orc Onaholes.]

'I've become stronger.'

The overall evaluation hadn't been updated, so it was still D,

but the stats had already become so strong that they couldn't possibly be seen as D level.

After purchasing stats, the strength I feel when moving my body is completely different, and I can already feel it.

With the increase in 'Technique', the failure rate of firearms has decreased, and their power is also adjusted.

Of course, there would be no such ridiculous restrictions in reality…

'Huh?'

While looking at the achievements, I noticed something strange.

It was the 'Loss of Humanity' part.

It's an achievement I got when hitting a scarecrow… What's this? It's as if there's a victim I don't know about.

I forced 'Personality Excretion' on a heroine whose name I don't even know? Except I've never done such a thing?

It's confusing.

'What will I find if I look for it?'

['Penetration (Crimson)' activated]

I slowly concentrated power in my eyes and expanded my search range.

[Seredwen Evelyn's Excreted Personality]

I found an excreted personality within the academy facilities.

It was a bit far…

'Seredwen Evelyn…?'

I don't recognize the name.

However, it seemed necessary to check it out.