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Murim Is Cringe

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Neonkilz · Ost
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247 Chs

Cao Tang & The Seer: On Paperwork

>"SHIT! WTF, I was reluctant when he said he wanted to do his physical training with me, but how the hell is he able to keep up! I'M USING QI, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIVE OUT ALREADY!"

Cao Tang panicked, his jaw loose, eyes about to pop out as he performed his push-ups right beside the seer.

>"This strength amounts to nothing in combat, zero nil, but why the hell is it still so impressive that he is able to keep up purely based on physical strength?"

"Eyyyaaahhh," the seer gave a final push before collapsing to the ground.

>"Finally, for fuck's sake, finally."

Cao Tang, after ten more, stopped to wipe the sweat off his forehead.

"Man, I like this. Your regimen is much more intense and effective than mine," the seer complimented.

>"IT'S A LEGENDARY GRADE WORKOUT IMMORTALS DO. OF COURSE, IT IS!"

"Oh well, next set, I suppose."