She has to! Because I don't know what I'm going to do if she doesn't...

Hiro followed Natsu to the Fairy Tail guild. Natsu kicked open the door and shouted "We're Back!" everybody looked over and waved saying "Hey! Natsu!" Lucy said "Wow! They're so frie-" Natsu punched a guy with buck teeth in the face, shouting "You said "Salamander was there!"

The guy flew into several tables as he said "How was I supposed to know!?" Natsu jumped in and everybody started fighting. Hiro chuckled and walked to the bar, holding Zerotwo's hand. A flying kick came and Hiro slapped the guy away.

Everybody stopped and looked at him.

A guy with only underwear on said "The newbie's got guts, eh?" another muscular man with white hair said "Real men fight with their fists!" Natsu cracked his knuckles and Hiro brought Zerotwo to the bar before turning around saying with a grin "Come on! A buncha chumps!" before diving into a dust brawl.

Isabella and Happy made a little dust brawl of their own and Zerotwo sat at the bar, crossed her legs and rested her cheek in her palm as she sighed and watched the ridiculous fight.

The dust settled and Hiro had black blobs around his hands as he punched a guy into a wall. He got kicked into a table by Natsu, who was punched in the face by a guy with only underwear, who was kicked in the back by the white haired muscle man, who was thrown into a wall by Hiro.

It's the circle of life.

They all stopped as a giant figure appeared and shouted "What are you all doing!?" everybody looked at him and Natsu laughed before getting stomped on by the giant. The giant shrank into a small old man as he said "Welcome to Fairy Tail!"

Lucy said "Uh.. Thanks!" Isabella gasped "Baba! A dwarf!" Hiro coughed violently and everybody sneered at him, the old man looked at Hiro and said "A dwarf, eh?" he walked over to Isabella and smiled, patting her head as he said "You're just so cute! You can call me Grandpa Dwarf, okay?"

Everyone comically fell down in shock, he admitted it!

Isabella clapped and hugged Happy by his neck, radiating happiness. The old man coughed and jumped on a railing saying "Not even joined the guild yet and you're already causing trouble!" he flapped a list in the air and said "It's all complaints from the council!"

The old man continued "Unknown Wizard, Water and Ice Magic, threw a ship into the town. Froze a ground of people into ice crystals... Left with a Fairy Tail member..." Hiro looked around and whistled as everyone looked at him.

The old man added "Pulled out shadows from the crystals..." Hiro scratched his neck and looked away, the old man said "Anyway! Who cares about the council!" as he lit the complaints on fire and threw them away, Natsu jumped into the air and devoured them.

The old man said "Magic is a power that comes from your spirit! So live how you like! That's the Fairy Tail way!" the guild cheered and Hiro smiled happily, scratching his neck. Zerotwo flicked a flame at his hand, but Natsu ate it before rolling on the ground saying "HOT! HOT! HOT!" Everybody was stunned and Zerotwo blushed saying "Sorry..."

The guild was silent for a few moments before they cheered even louder.

Hiro chuckled and Zerotwo was stunned, she flashed and slapped Hiro's hand before returning to her seat. Hiro's entire arm bent the wrong way and he sighed, snapping it back into place as he walked over to her, picking up Isabella on the way.

He sat next to Zerotwo, who smiled happily. He smiled and said "What do you think?" she hummed "Are we going on adventures?" he replied "I mean... That's the whole point right?" she giggled and pointed at Isabella, who gave the duo a cute smile.

Hiro kissed her face all over as she giggled, before sitting her on his lap and saying "She can come." Zerotwo gave me a 'are you joking' look and Hiro said softer "She can't?" Zerotwo said "Darling, she's 4 years old. You want her to go on crazy adventures? Last time was different, we weren't alone."

Hiro looked at her and said "I can watch her." Zerotwo was startled before a warm smile surfaced on her lips as she said "You'll give up adventuring so that I can go without you?" Hiro smiled and replied "Anything for you, Angel..." she caressed his cheek saying "Darling..."

The old man jumped over and bonked Hiro on the head saying "No lovey dovey in the guild! Everybody else is single!" the rest added "And jealous!" the old man coughed and said "Plus! We need to talk..." Hiro rubbed his head and said "Old man... Can't you see I-" he got another bonk and dragged away by the old man as Zerotwo took Isabella saying "We'll talk later~"

Hiro sighed and was dragged away.

The old man, who was named Makarov, looked at Hiro and said "Where did a S ranked Wizard like you come from?" Hiro said "I'm an S rank Wizard?" Makarov said "You didn't know? Your wife is probably stronger than you." Hiro looked at Zerotwo, who smiled and waved at him. He smiled and said "Well, I was passing by and saw a few scum..."

He scratched his neck and a lightning bolt blew his hand right off. He clicked his tongue and shook his wrist as a new hand grew. Makarov looked at Hiro's hand and said "You're Immortal?" Hiro jumped in shock and said "I say, Old man. You just casually ask people if they're immortal??"

Makarov shook his head and sat cross legged, crossing his arms with his staff in his hands as he said "I want to know what your intentions are. You wouldn't just follow a little Wizard to a random guild as an S rank Wizard." Hiro leaned on the bar next to Makarov as he said "Maybe, I'm just bored?"

Makarov said "And over confident." Hiro frowned saying "What does that mean?" Makarov said factually "You're strong. Not just magic, but your body as well. Very strong in fact, I'll even go as far to say, you've never lost in your life." Hiro was silent and scratched his neck, Makarov looked at his hand and back at his face as he continued "You're immature, over confident, and arrogant. Despite having a family..."

He shook his head and said "That's not a good thing." Hiro asked with a frown "And?" Makarov said "And, you'll die very quickly, fighting someone you can't beat. Or worse." he looked at Hiro dead in the eyes and added "They won't even bother to kill you."

Hiro clenched his teeth and scratched his neck saying "I have pride, old man." Makarov said "Your little pride means nothing here. There are monsters everywhere. Even an S rank Wizard isn't invincible." Hiro said "So, you're saying I'm not welcome?"

Makarov said "No. I'm giving you advice." Hiro clicked his tongue and looked away, drawing blood from his neck with frustrated scratching. Makarov said nothing and Hiro walked away, Makarov watched him go and sighed as a little kid ran up to him, giving him another headache.

Zerotwo looked at his neck and shook her head, she looked at the white haired girl and smiled saying "Mirajane, may I?" Mirajane smiled and said "Here you go." Zerotwo smiled and took the red Fairy Tail magic brand.

She said "Darling, come to me." Hiro smiled and she held his head, pressing the brand over his prime scratching area on his neck. Hiro felt his mouth twitch as he said "Hey..." Zerotwo flashed her thigh and showed him the blue brand.

His heart melted and he smiled softly. She smiled at him and said "Don't itch yourself anymore, okay?" Hiro smiled and caressed her cheek and said "Okay." Mirajane held her hands and said "Awww! You two are so cute~" Hiro smiled goofily and his eyes popped out of their sockets looking at Mirajane.

She tilted her head and said "What's wrong, Hiro-san?" Hiro choked and said "No-Nothing. You just look familiar that's all." he cleared his throat after a killing intent filled glare from his wife, and said "Mirajane, do you know any places for rent?" She smiled and said "Yup!" before going to get a stack of papers.

Zerotwo took the papers and looked at the places before picking one saying "This one's nice." Hiro looked at the house and said "Very homey." she giggled and said "Our first home?" Hiro looked reminiscent and said with nostalgia "I remember the Mistleinn... That's where we-" she covered her mouth and said "Izzy, Darling."

Isabella looked up with a silly expression and Mirajane covered her mouth and giggled. Hiro licked Zerotwo's palm and winked at her, writing something on her palm with his tongue. The tips of her ears turned pink and she took back her hand, looking at him seductively.

He grinned and the group left the guild, going to get a house.

As soon as they stepped out of the guild, a screen of light appeared in front of them.

[Congratulations! You've completed [Join the Fairy Tail Guild!] Reward: Random Lost Magic (Isabella)] Hiro and Zerotwo looked at each other and they rolled the random wheel as Hiro said "Show me the Quests."

[Main Quest: Kill Acnalogia. Reward: ???]

[Quests]

[Outdrink the drinker! Beat Cana in a drinking contest! Reward: Magic Encyclopedia]

[Monster? I think not! Kill Deliora! Reward: Magic Core 3x]

[Thunder Palace, sounds arrogant! Destroy the Thunder Palace! (Defeat Laxus or the Lacrima) Rewards: Ethernano Marrow 3x]

[There's no place like home~ Buy a house! Rewards: Ultra Mystery Chest]

Hiro smiled and they walked to the house, there was a man waiting, he smiled and said "You're the buyers?" Hiro gave him a block the size of Isabella in gold as he said "The house is mine now?" The man gulped and said "Yes! Yes! Of course! Thank you!" before giving Hiro the deed and running off with the gold.

Zerotwo giggled and they walked inside the house. Hiro looked around and said "We need to remodel..." Zerotwo held Isabella's hand and said "I think it's very nice!" Hiro sighed and said "Whatever makes you happy, Angel." she smiled and teared up as she said "We... We finally have a home!"

Hiro rubbed his nose and wiped his eyes as he wrapped an arm around Zerotwo's shoulder saying "That's right, Angel. We have a home." Isabella chimed "Me too! Me too!" The duo smiled and said "Of course, Izzy too~" Isabella giggled and said "Baba! Toys over there!" as she pointed to a corner.

Hiro and Zerotwo looked at each other and she rested her head on his shoulder with a loving smile as Hiro let all Isabella's toys loose in the corner, they piled up neatly and Isabella gave him a big thumbs up before running off.

He chuckled and suddenly two light screens appeared.

[Congratulations! You've completed [There's no place like home] Rewards: Ultra Mystery Chest]

[Congratulations! You've received Lost Charm Magic!]

Isabella suddenly held her head and said "Wheeew, Baba, Mama, I feel dizzy~" Hiro said "Clank, are you serious?" he was actually really mad, how could he dump an entire Lost Magic series into a 4 year old's brain! Clank stammered "It's as gentle a-as possible! She's a little monster! I thought she could handle it!"

Hiro grinded his teeth and said "Open the Ultra Chest!"

[Congratulations! You've received Adamantium Bones!]

Hiro said "They grow like normal bones?" Clank responded "These ones do." Hiro said "Good." he held Isabella and said "I wanted to wait another year for this... but it seems to be the best time." Zerotwo said "Hiro, if anything happens.. I swear..." Hiro said seriously "If something happens, you would have to worry about dealing with me because I will join her."

Zerotwo's mind trembled and she followed after him saying "Wait, Darling! I'm coming with you!"

They came to a big bath.

Hiro poured out vial after vial of healing potions, filling up the bath tub, before slowly putting in Isabella, who was sleeping at the moment. He took off her little clothes and pressed his big palm on her little body, closing his eyes as he said "Give her the Adamantium Bones and Impurity Cleanse (Flawless)... Upgrade her bones to Vibranium as well."

Isabella trembled and Zerotwo grabbed Hiro's arm in nervousness. Hiro patted her arm and said "She can handle it... I know she can." Zerotwo said anxiously "And if she can't?!" Hiro bit his lips and said "She has to! Because I don't know what I'm going to do if she doesn't..."