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[Hello user! You have met the requirements for a new dimensional trial!]

What.

[DARK SOULS 3. Difficulty: EXTREME]

[SESAME STREET. Difficulty: Heh]

[DAUNTLESS. Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE]

[ELDEN RING. Difficulty. EXTREME]

[ONE PUNCH MAN. Difficulty. HARD]

Eh?

Its the second easiest. I mean not much scale since the other is sesame street but If I got through part 1 of darksouls 3 then one punch man should be fine. Right?

Lets see my options first

[Easy: Saitama.

Reward : None ]

[Medium: Garou

Reward: 1 common skill ]

[Hard: You

Reward: 1 uncommon skill]

[Unique: King

Reward: 1 rare passive skill]

What does unique mean?

[Elaboration loading.....]

[Unique characters may disappear as a choice if enough time passes, they may or may not be more or less difficult than the hardest option, and you do not have to defeat them after the free trial!]

Really pulling my leg here eh?

Do I really have another choice. Plus with Saitama being around I'm pretty much gravy. Right?

Hehe.

If I die who cares.

[Unique option King has been chosen.]

[Loading...]

[All skills character is capable of using will be loaded]

[Loading following skills:

[Basic Karate LVL 1]

[Strong Hit LVL 3]

[Street fighter LVL 4] ]

All exp earned will be transferred to [Main character]

So unlike Dark Souls 3 I wont be plunged into a skill set I dont know how to utilize. King is so useless that he is like a blank slate for any abilities.

[Loading....]

[Prepare for travel]

[Objective: Survive until conditions are met!]

What are the conditions?

[Heh..]

WHAT, WHAT DOES HEH MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME YOU SATANIC SYSTEM!?!?!

[Good luck user!]

Ah shit here we go again.

*sigh*

"PLEASE SPARE ME KING SAMA I WILL DO ANYTHING!"

A annoying voice instantly hits me. I feel my left hand gripping something tightly, I look down and am met with a shopping bag with instant ramen and some video games.

Damn this body is scrawny. I felt like all my strength left me.

Infront of me lays an affront to god, a man made of watermelon, he has his head to the ground groveling.

"I the watermelon villian will never strike again if you just spare me!"

A villian who's gimmick is watermelon. What a joke of a monster.

Time for my ultimate combo. I call this the straight punch.

I activate straight punch and use Karate at the same time.

"Die. Scum."

My fist barrels down onto the monsters head. It crashes into his skull. The force pushes the freaks head on the pavement.

Its head bounces back and forth smashing itself in the process causing major brain damage. Soon blood pours out of the watermelon head and it stops heaving for breath.

"He did it!"

"Quick work for King!"

"Ahh hes so cool!"

The citizens cheer me as I walk away. If only they werent dumb enough to know 2 normal humans could have defeated that watermelon headass.

I continue on my towards where I presume Kings apartment is, seeing as I got fragments of his memories.

After a few minutes I arrive. I go up the stairs and unlock the door with my key. Setting thr groceries down and unloading them as usual. Its strange being in a world so similar to earth, it has an almost homey feeling to it. I guess while im here it should be like a nice little vacation. I can layout a plan for warframe and enjoy myself a little since im in about zero danger unless the plot changes in someway. Which is very unlikely and plus I have a bit of plot armor.

Looking around at all the decrepit tissues and crusty gaming consoles makes me gag, I almost feel sorry for how sad Kings life is.

I open up the games he bought, they are shameful to he frank.

The first one has a scantily clad woman in bikini armor, it is titled 'Fantastiventure Hot Babe edition'

The next one was some random dating simulator.

Eh. This guy is a creep, and possibly a reddit moderator.

He is stacked though from the cash he gets from the hero association, he has nearly every new console and a high class PC.

Heh. Its so strange because after im done here all of this will go away, I simply hijacked this guy for a bit. I should wipe all the saves on his 18+ games hahahahaha.

It seems he got the new Street Brawler game aswell. I might play that later actually but for now im getting on the computer and gathering intel.

I log on to the computer and open the main browser page, it displays breaking news below the 'doogle' search bar.

# Giant defeated in city C! #

# Blast makes an appearance! #

# Watchdog owns ninja villian! #

# King uses 1% of his power on monster! #

Someone seriously took a recording of me murdering that fruitcake? Damn, now im gonna get some unwanted attention for a moment.

I am intrigued though.

*click*

*clip plays*

Wow. Why does this body always give off a menacing aura even though I make a plain face, it must be these scars.

If King ever wore anything slightly revealing everyone would see his tiny frame, I plan to change that while im here though.

So, it begins!

100 PUSHUPS

100 CRUNCHES

100 SQUATS

100 SITUPS

AND RUN ON THE TREADMILL TILL YOU THROW UP!

*epic training montage*

<2 months later>

"Oi, Oi, a villian in my city?"

A trembling monster made of moldy soup rears back in fear from the looming shadow of a large man.

"KING-SAMA PLEASE, I ONLY KILLED SOME C-RANKS!"

"So you admit to murder?"

"WHA- YES BUT THE-"

*splash*

A fist firmly plants itself into the soup monsters head. A burst of blue pops the beasts bowl head off and it dies instantly.

My training has gone well, I've gotten King to hero standards, with a fit body deserving of the name.

This world has grown to my liking aswell, as I have stayed here quite awhile. My basic karate has leveled up once. No progress in anything else wich is quite slow to my liking. It must be because King has no potential in anything other than video games. Maybe I should stick my head in a vat of radiation, I would rather die or gain super powers. Eh. That would be painful as hell though and this is my pseudo vacation.

My eyes instantly snap to my window as something crashes towards my apartment.

"KYAAHH, I the Hawk monster Captain Caw will destroy you, kekekek!"

*Booom*

"Hey, you broke my window."

"Foolish hero, you are defenseless without preperation! I will destroy you!"

"YOU BROKE MY WINDOW!"

The once confident monster grows some fear onto his face as I raise my voice.

"Prepare to meet my ultimate technique, bird."

The chicken man charges towards me, by his speed I can tell he is a mumen rider level threat.

"Serious series Vol 1. Straight punch."

[Strong hit] + [Basic Karate]

My fist connects with the bird and he is launched comically back into the wall, into the next empty apartment room.

"He's stronger than I suspected, I have to run!"

"Run where?"

I appear before him and bring my arm down onto his neck, a classic hammer strike A child could pull off.

"SQUAWK!"

Light grey blood splatters all over my clothing.

By this bout I would say im a low B-rank in terms of strength, wich is nothing in this world but I can keep the lie up and say I'm only allowing myself to use a small percentage of my power.

I guess im gonna call up a carpenter to fix my window. Hopefully Honey Girl battler 3 saved my game.

Eh? What am I saying, im just keeping up my character playing those games. Hehe.

Im pretty sure canon will start soon so I should stop hunting monsters and lay low for a bit.

The deep sea king freaks me out and I couldn't face him even if I had 20 years to prepare.

Nappy time.

[A/N]

Hello children of the grass.

It seems fate has brought us back together yes?

Anyways here's another rant.

I hate this huge influx of novels with super handholdy systems.

The MC will be like "Wahhh system I need this item because I amsss so weakk" and the system will be like "Wish granted master you silly baka heres 1 million dollars for completing the secret breathing quest!"

Christ, like how can one enjoy reading an MC geting handed everything, imo leaves no chance for character growth. To each their own I guess, I love torturing my main characters and watching them grow. With the upgrades given being marginal, in turn they havee to advance their actual skills and not just those handed to them. Sebastian learned to stay calm and level headed, he learned battle tactics and met failure. The system didnt just go "Teehee heres another gacha or easy quest to give you your 100th OP ability, go collect some more women."

Like I made the best thing I've done for the MC make him playable as King FUCKING KING, and we're over a dozen chapters in and his strongest attack is a damn straight punch.

Anyways thats my rant. I think I need a nappy too tbh.