Chapter 9: Time to Touch Grass, Okay Time to kill the Dragon!

"Break Time!" Hiroki who had been spending time in Minecraft, thought that he shouldn't spend all of his time in that world. Even if it was the safest for him, he should spend time touching grass, talking to people and even getting a life(Hiroki will only follow the former).

While he doesn't suffer from mental illness(he drank the 'Legendary Minecraft' milk to neutralize the debuff), he suddenly notices the increasingly addictive time he spent on that world, forgetting that he was in an anime world where Otakus like him would envy to have.

Like Wars, bloodbath, betrayal, Old Men spying on you, a certain snake that wants to learn your body...

Maybe he shouldn't come out of his basement...

But Hiroki promises himself that he should touch grass from time to time or he might even forget the world he was in just because he got addicted to Minecraft.

Also, he should start looking for a new hobby in this world since this was his second life and a new life should have different dreams.

'Combat wise, it shouldn't be something I would focus on since battles are something I, as a pacifist(though he plans on assassinating an old man), would consider.'

'Writer and Artist should be blacklisted since I'm sure as hell not like those Fanfic Protagonists who thinks is better to steal popular Novels or Mangas to boost their ego. Really? Can't think of original ideas because your 'Smart' Brain told you that just because Copyright Laws don't exist in the other world? I'm lazy but at least have standards.'

'Aspiration in Music can be considered since it would be funny to play background music around Naruto whenever he feels sad. Its also unique in this world as well, going to places and just tuning to different cities while playing music for people to listen to.'

'Cooking is also good since not only do I get to yell at chefs like a certain British but I could also take the title of 'Beating the Legendary Ramen Sage' and brag that to kids.'

'Screw that! Maybe do both those things and just have fun. I maybe controlled by some higher beings but life isn't all about fighting fate or some other s***. Its all about having fun and dying happy. Immortality and being god sounds a pain for a lazy person.'

Hiroki was truly a lazy person. Instead of worrying about everything, just let the plot take care of itself. He only prioritized two things as his objective.

Kill Danzo and Torture Hiruzen. In any order he wants to proceed.

As for the rest? Can he just pass that to the original Protagonist? He only came here to protect the world and even if some Crazy(and Hot) Lady whose fruit was spiked with the case of Internet Juice(Really? eating a fruit that basically contains the concentrated doze of Millions of Human souls? A robot got access to the internet for basically less than a minute and he already wants to wipe out humanity. That tells how ****ed humans are.) he can basically just seal her somewhere since you don't mess with a game character who faces strong foes and uses them as materials to craft them into items.

Especially Steve with Mods, Modded Steve is basically God who smoke steroid. You will either wish you were dead or not be turned into his Mob Farm.

Hiroki who was thinking the latter felt that he was high since its sounds impossible for Steve to be that powerful.

He hopes he isn't that broken...

-Generating World-

Did you know that Steve can basically one-shot Kaguya? Well, he can but Hiroki is too stupid to know about that. He believes that Steve was just a game character and thinks he isn't overpowered at all, not knowing that Steve literally carries the heaviest objects and felt Nothing while carrying them.

Well, we might never know unless Hiroki fights using Steve.

-Loading Terrain-

Breaking the dirt and looking around, Hiroki felt relieved since he usually runs into problems the moment he is found out.

Yet, it seems that the exit he dug didn't have anyone nearby which he hopped out from the exit and looked around for a bit before closing the exit by placing the dirt back.

A year old was something that shouldn't even be capable of doing something crazy as moving like how an elementary kid would do. Yet Anime Logic doesn't give a f*** when a 15 year old looks like he served in the army.

Hell, before a kid could even reach puberty, he would already know how to kill in this world. Look at Kakashi and Itachi. Before they could even get their Elementary Diploma, they already have their first kill. Screw Logic, Send kids to the battlefield to be Tempered into blades. PTSD? Nightmares? Child Soldiers? Old Men think this is real Estate and they are lucky that Child Protection Services don't exist here.

'This world is f***ed up. No wonder the population here is so low when you send children to the battlefield. Will of Fire BS when you build Will and Strength of Family when old men sit on the thousands of child corpses they sent to die. Hiruzen, the man who's a Pacifist? I'm also a pacifist myself and I'm disgusted by him.'

'The Will of Fire isn't the village itself but the people who live inside it. No matter how much the village is destroyed, it still can be rebuilt. Can you allies in the Whirlpool who share the same Fire be rebuild? Can Kakashi's Father be rebuild? Can all those people you sacrifice on the battlefield be rebuild?'

'A Hypocrite old man whose double standards are worse than Danzo. He calls him crazy for using his Root as tools but what about the sacrifices you use to 'Protect' the village? He also ended up like a certain Wizard with how he ended up dying which is BS with how much lives he caused.'

'Ugh, I just came out here to touch grass since Minecraft addiction is a thing and now I regretted coming out of my basement. Complaining with old men in charge and younger men fixing their problems seems a recurring thing even in my past life.'

He sighed in disappointment since giving himself a break only stresses him out since he knows how much work he had put through in just a week since he was in the Overworld and only spent like...a year in Naruto.

While it might not seem much but the stress levels he develop before and after with his trip to another(another) world was somehow...less stressful than this world.

In Minecraft, you only need to Mine, farm and basically earn money(EXP). You don't need to worry of Pedo Old men spying on you, Snakeman wanting your body(for experiments) and some crazy old lady who spent on the internet for too long and was locked in some basement. Just Mine, farm and grind. Thats it.

In Naruto, the only benefit is meeting the main cast which basically like meeting your Idol like some of his female friends who were way into Korean Idols. Everything else is just pure stress that it's basically working in a black company in Japan which Ironically, Hiroki slowly prefers addiction over outside now that think of it.

'Patience Hiroki. Remember the time you were caught with your friend whose GF locked both you up and escaped because you held on from the torture. Just like that time...' Hiroki whose bad luck ran into that guy who became his friend which inadvertently became a nightmare as his girlfriend was a Psychopath and torture him for 3 days before escaping.

If he can deal with that, he can deal with the world of Naruto throws at him.

*Sad Background Music*

"Okay Breaks Over, Time to kill a Dragon." Hiroki said before going back where he came from and jumped back into the hole, clearly not avoiding the Protagonist because he wasn't ready to deal with 2 senile old men.

Hiroki who barely touched grass, was now ready to continue his journey. He only stopped on the raid in the Nether, mainly to rest. Knowing those Wither Skeletons and Blaze Mobs, he might prepare more shields just in case where he doesn't trust his luck. Even if he felt he was blessed by Herobrine.