Date Crashing!
Not long after they left, police arrived at the mall, asking about what happened. The students were looking around for Bullet when they saw the police, hearing a white haired guy was shot at, they understood instantly.
Izuku walked up to a detective and told him what he knew, saying that it was probably Shigaraki. The detective knew Midoriya and frowned deeply, this was troubling news.
He also got a rough description of the shooter and he knew who it was too, but he swept this under the rug. Bullet single handedly saved an entire mall of people without alerting anybody.
Tsukauchi only got a call about gunshots and a single vague description. The kid was doing things very well, he didn't kill Shigaraki and Tsukauchi wanted to know why. He asked Izuku to find Bullet and ask him what happened.
He felt there was something else going on, otherwise why would Bullet only shoot him outside. If he could force Shigaraki to yield, Tsukauchi was sure that Bullet would've killed him on the spot… He called Aizawa and explained the situation he theorized in his mind.
Aizawa frowned at the call and knew that Bullet was with Mei today, most likely going to her house.
He told Tsukauchi that he would ask Bullet himself before calling Mei's parents.
Izuku and the rest frowned slightly.
Momo said "I have his number." They looked at her in confusion, asking in shock "He has a phone?!" Momo's lips twitched as she replied "He doesn't know how to use it… but yes. He has a phone. He only answers calls… You have to call him and tell him you're going to text him… It's really complicated."
She called Bullet, saying "Where you? Shigaraki? Handled? No kill? Uh-huh… Mei's house? Date? Huh?!" before hanging up, everyone stared at the phone and Mina bit her shirt with Denki, shouting in unison "THAT BASTARD!"
Toru dragged Katsuki along like a doll, asking "We're crashing Bullet's date?" everyone paused before grinning maliciously, chuckling evilly.
A while later
Bullet was sitting in Mei's room/workshop as she tinkered with something, saying happily "HAHAH! Shigaraki, you say?! THAT WHITE HAIRED APE?! AHAHAH! THE GUY WITH THE HANDS?! HE DARED TOUCH MY DOG! HE IS COURTING DEATH! AHAHA-Ack!" before coughing.
Bullet rubbed her back and shook his head, "Watch chinese drama, not good. Courting death everyone! So crazy." Mei coughed and wiped her lips, laughing "I WATCH THEM FOR YOU!" Bullet sighed, explaining "Bullet like romance drama, very good. Everyone die for love." Mei bubbled with laughter and kissed him happily.
Suddenly the rest of the class burst through the door and shouted "Surprise!" before freezing.
Ochako floated into the ceiling in a daze, steam coming out of her head. Denki and Mina tackled Bullet, shaking him, "AHHH! I'LL KILL YOU!" Mei was shocked "SO MANY SINGLE CELLED ORGANISMS IN MY ROOM! AHAHA! GET OUT! MY DOG! AHAHHH" as she waved a wrench, protecting Bullet as though he was her property.
Denki and Mina hissed at her as she bonked them with the wrench, knocking them out cold.
Izuku held Ochako's foot like a balloon and walked around, saying "Wow! You made all these, Mei!? So cool! What's this?" as he held a sphere. Mei smiled proudly "OF COURSE! I AM THE GOD OF MACHINERY! LISTEN! THAT RIGHT THERE IS AN ATOM BOMB!" Izuku froze and Mie took the 'atom bomb' back, giggling "FOOL! HOW COULD AN ATOM BOMB BE SO SMALL?! THIS IS JUST A TOY!"
She rolled it on the ground and it opened up into a little robot that started break dancing.
Shoji looked at the break dancing robot and blinked in confusion. Fumikage shook his head and said with a sigh, "Creating life… The antithesis of my darkest desires…" Sero started break dancing with the robot and Eijiro touched a box, a full suit of armor appearing on his body.
He was stunned.
Ida pushed up his glasses and looked at a strange spine-like device before it latched onto him, locking him in a kneeling position.
Toru and Katsuki looked at a pair of glasses. She put them on Katsuki and he looked at her before being shocked, "YOU'RE DROP DEAD HOT!" Toru was dumbfounded, "You can see me?!"
Mei ran her hand through her hair, sighing at the sky, saying emotionally, "My genius scares even me… AHAHAH! JUST KIDDING! YOU TRASH ARE YOU AMAZED BY YOUR INFERIOR IQ YET?! HAVE YOU REALIZED YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUR LORD?! THE GOD ABOVE YOU?! THE SUPREME BEING WHO WILL BLOW A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS!"
Mei spread her hands and stepped on Bullet, laughing at the ceiling.
Aizawa was here too and he looked at this with Mei's parents. His lips were twitching while Mio smiled gently, saying "They're all so cute." Kei smiled, "At least she's happy." Aizawa apologized, "Sorry about this…" The duo didn't mind and waved at him.
Aizawa told all of Class-1A to prepare their things for the Summer Camp, shooing them away. Mei held Bullet tight as Aizawa dragged him away, saying "AHAH! LET HIM STAY! THAT'S AN ORDER, WORM!"
Aizawa rolled his eyes and dropped Bullet, saying "I need to talk to him." Mei shouted, "TALK TO HIM WHEN I'M DEAD! AHAHAHA! NIGHT HAWK!" Aizawa's entire body twitched while Mei burst out laughing, impossibly arrogant!
A little bit later
Aizawa got the details from Bullet and sighed, "You meet nightmare?" Bullet frowned slightly and nodded, "Why no tell?" Aizawa patted his shoulder, replying honestly "Worried about Bullet. Maskless crazy, strong, dangerous. Not for me, for Bullet. Last time, no think about injure. Just rampage! Not good, stay in hospital extra time!"
Bullet frowned worriedly and Aizawa rubbed his head, "No worry. No fear, right? Make safe place when ready, control all! Believe Bullet can do! 100%!" Bullet smiled slightly and nodded, "Okay!" Aizawa nodded and sighed, smiling slightly "Good boy. Come pick you up later."
He left and Bullet stayed with Mei, talking to her parents about things. They seemed to like him quite a bit! Bullet was relieved, you know, in the dramas he watched, the parents never liked the boyfriend! They tried to kill him every time! Sometimes they succeeded and then the girl killed herself or went insane and turned evil.
These dramas…
So crazy!
Time passed and the time for the Summer Camp came.