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"Gentlemen I am Agent Carter and I supervise all operations for this division" A woman with dark hair wearing a uniform step forward in front of Nisus and the rest of the soldiers.

"What's that accent, Queen Victoria?" A Soldier said smiling cockily starting at Agent Carter

"Victoria was such a bitch...but she gave good head so I can't complain..." Nisus muttered, No one heard him except Steve who widened his eyes for a second before turning his attention back to the woman in front of them.

"What's your point soldier?" Agent Carter asked staring at him curiously, she got what he was insinuating, it wanted him to say it.

"Just saying that women don't belong on a battlefield," He said making Nisus chuckle

"I know a woman that IS the battlefield... she's pretty strong..." And that's when. he finally remembered, he had told her after buying their apartment that he would be right back, it had been a week since then!

...

Meanwhile, Artoria was sitting at the kitchen table with a blank face, She had waited for Nisus in this spot for one week, and he still hadn't shown up.

"He didn't...leave did he?" She said standing up shaking, she hadn't let him get any farther than what happened in the cave a thousand years ago, she didn't want to just he some easy prize for him, but that didn't mean she didn't want him to do those things...

"Idiot... sorry please come back," She said softly, but then she shook her head "No!, I won't lose, I don't need him anyway," She said turning away and eating some snacks, The girls hadn't been let out of the Mindscape yet, so she couldn't eat Zoes chips...

One Thousand Years of Abstinence, Nisus might as well be a monk... Except for the fact that Artoria knew he had many one nights stands to get rid of his urges.

Artorias face grew red as her thoughts wandered, "N-Nisus... we shouldn't" She said turning away as he pinned her against the wall with his smile.

"But your already mine... I'll do what I want... my king" He would say and strip her slowly not letting her say no...

Arterial widened her eyes as she realiz3d what she was doing, she looked down at her hands which were now sticky in fluids, and blushed profusely"Hmph...I didn't lose" She said and went to shower...

...

"I don't need skinny kids I need soldiers... that kid that I picked up is the best in my opinion" Even though Nisus was skinny, he was still muscular, so the general thought he should be the best pick for the serum.

"I'm looking for more than just physical attribute... besides that kid doesn't even look like he wants to be here," The doctor said pointing at Nisus who was doing his exercises half-heartedly and getting yelled at by the instructor.

"Watch this..." The general said and pulled the ring off the grenade"Grenade!" He yelled and threw it at the soldiers.

They all scrambled except for Steve and Nisus, Steve jumped on it covering it and telling people to get away, while Nisus just walked forward to it and crouched down, completely calm, even though it was a grenade.

"These kids are crazy..." The general said and others muttered seeing this, The doctor smiled seeing Steve had covered the grenade with his body, and nodded at the general's words.

"Hey pedo guy, can I leave?, Nisus said appearing by their side without them noticing, The general widened his eyes for a second before looking him in the eyes " You don't want to fight for your country?"

Nisus just chuckled "Technically I was born in Britain... It's not that I don't like fighting... but I kind of have someone that I forgot about... she might starve if I don't show up." He said but what he was really thinking was, 'She'll eat all my snacks!'

The general shook his head "Were in a war son! get your ass back out there!" Nisus just sighed and went back to the exercises they were doing...

...

"Why do you try so hard?" Nisus asked Steve as they sat down in the dirt, they just finished their run, except Steve who got a ride.

"I don't like bullies..." Steve said smiling a bit "I don't care where they're from, just hate them all the same"

Nisus nodded and got up wiping the dirt off his pants and stretching "Hey cover for me alright?"

Steve was confused and nodded as Nisus walked out, little did he know that Nisus had disappeared.

"Listen I was just checking we were in the right city..." Nisus gave a shitty excuse as he sat on the couch looking at the angry Artoria.

"Whatever..." She said crossing her arms and looking away, Nisus just sighed as he looked her over, he then shook his head and smiled "I'm getting the rest, Be back in a sec"

He quickly went to his mindscape and brought them out to the real world, "Welcome ladies!" He said loudly as they looked around surprised.

"I thought you guys were leaving?" Circe said confusedly as she looked around at the apartment, it was nothing compared to the mansion in the landscape so she just shrugged and waited for his answer.

"It's been like 1,500 year's... maybe more, stopped counting haha" He sat down as Medea jumped onto his lap, "That's how long it felt to not be with you," She said giving him a passionate kiss as Circe stepped forward also and Artoria looked away.

"Can you send me back?" Zoe asked munching on her now over 1,000 years old chips, nisus waved his hand and she was back on the couch watching her favorite anime.

"So... where were you?" Medea asked and Circe clapped her hands, "Yeah tell us your adventures!"

And so Nisus told them all about his various one night stands...