Tenshi walked around in the plains, touching his chin, "Hmmm…" The rest followed after him quickly, Uta held her arms, "Don't tell me it's a perpetual plain! Are we in Heaven?!" Tenshi waved and replied "No. Heaven is more colorful and boring. See? There's almost no plants in sight here. In Heaven there's fairies Putto, flowers, trees, floating lights… Like a rainbow everywhere."
Karin muttered, "That's boring for you?" Tenshi snorted, "Super boring! I happen to like adventure and mystery." Haku's lips twitched, "Is it a mystery when you know everything?"
Tenshi scoffed, retorting "I don't know everything, only a lot!" Uta said "Prove it!" Tenshi replied thoughtlessly, "Shanks found you in a box as a baby and kept you on his ship because you reminded him of himself. He adopted you as his daughter and you became the Musician of the Red Haired pirates."
Uta gawked and asked excitedly, "And then?!" Wanda's lips twitched, "Why are you excited?" Karin sighed, "Don't blame her, this is what work does to a kidnapped person…" Haku glanced at her, muttering "Only you, right?"
Mocha rubbed her nose, looking around muttering "Endless plains, perfect for prancing…" Tenshi muttered, "Oh, right… Shanks didn't destroy Elegia, Tot Musica was released by you." Uta froze and said "W-What?"
Tenshi nodded and explained "You ate the Song Song fruit, Tot Musica isn't a demon, it's just a manifestation of the Devil Fruit. It sent you its music sheet and you sang it mindlessly, letting it loose on Elegia, Shanks took the blame and Gordon taught you everything you knew because he felt pity for you. It was his job to keep Tot Musica under control but you accidentally released it and he felt it was his fault."
Uta was dazed, "I…" she teared up and Tenshi smiled, "Well, the past is the past. We all make mistakes, Uta. Now you have complete control over Tot Musica. You don't have to be sad. Learn from it and grow, that's all you can do." as he looked around on the plains, he could feel that these plains were vaguely familiar.
He just couldn't place where he saw them before…
Uta looked upset and muttered, "I guess…" Wanda patted her head, smiling gently, "It's gonna be already, Uta-chan. Don't worry about it. We're all here aren't we?" Haku, Karin, and Mocha smiled at her, making Uta smile slightly.
Tenshi pursed his lips and Wanda asked, "What about me, Boss?" Tenshi looked at the sky and checked the moon, frowning slightly, "Zou will be attacked by Jack the Drought very soon. Inuarashi and Nekomamushi already know, but he was originally going to take an arm and leg from them, poisoning the entire Mink tribe because he couldn't beat them."
He turned his head to the distance, squinting, "Then Luffy and his group will show up and help the Minks. Afterwards Pedro and Carrot will go to Tottoland and mess with Bigmom before Pedro blows himself up to let everyone escape. Then everyone would meet in Wano, Luffy would take down Kaido while you and Carrot avenge Pedro in your Sulong forms, killing Perospero. After all this, Carrot becomes the next Duke of Mokomo Dukedom."
Wanda froze and asked quickly "Is that true?!" Tenshi paused and nodded, "Ah… should be! But I already told Inuarashi and Nekomamushi, plus everyone has met each other already so it's hard to say. Maybe, maybe not. The future is difficult to calculate, not to mention Blackbeard never got Whitebeard's Fruit."
Karin asked excitedly, "What about me?!" Tenshi chuckled, "I don't actually know. And Haku should be dead, I think… Don't ask me about Konoha World things, all I know is Naruto saves the World like 5 times or something." Haku and Karin were stunned, "Naruto?!"
Tenshi nodded, "Mhm, that's what I said." Mocha waved her hand, "Ah! Tenshi, me next!" Tenshi smiled and said "You don't have a future… More specifically, you are very special. Your universe is full of diverging futures, there are so many but there's a few special characters. If you see a guy named Red, run as fast as possible. That guy is OP!"
Mocha tilted her nose up, snorting smugly, "You see that, peasants? I am the only special Queen amongst this group! Kiss my feet!" Wanda knocked on her head with an amused smile, "You girl… I don't know where your personality comes from!"
Tenshi smiled gently, "I don't know either, but I do know that if you evolve, you'll get really fat and ugly." he stuck out his tongue in disgust, "Super gross." he held out his palm, making a picture out of flames from his memory.
Mocha paled in horror at her ugly form. Holding up her hands, screaming, "Put it away! AHH! Quickly, Master!" Tenshi clenched the flames and they returned to a flaming halo over his head. He waved the halo back to a flame in the middle of his wings as he looked around, not understanding where he was for real.
He thought he might be in Termina, but the Moon didn't have a face!
Then he postulated that perhaps he was in Toriko but there was no gigantic wolf so far.
He looked at the ground and looked hesitant, shouldn't be Minecraft, right?
That would suck big time!
Who should he sell coffee to? The Villagers?
If he came across a square tree, he was going back to One Piece the next moment…
As they continued walking, Haku asked, "Okay, well… How about… Gol D. Roger?" Tenshi chuckled and explained, "He was born in Loguetown in the East Blue. That guy Ace is his son. He sailed around the World with Rayleigh a long time ago. The World Government labeled him a criminal because he found out the secrets from the Void Century."
Tenshi waved his hand and continued, "The World Government basically usurped power a long time ago and forced enslavement on the world, exterminating some races here and there, killing the Hero Joyboy who is possibly an Emperor of an ancient Kingdom on Raftel. All the people who have a D. in their names are destined to change the world in some way. It's called the Will of D. Apparently passed down by Nefertari D. Lili, the common theory is that she and Vivi look exactly alike."
Everyone was awed and asked for more One Piece history.
Tenshi chuckled and went on, "The prophecy states that the legendary Hero Joyboy will return to bring the dawn to the World." Karin gasped, "Resurrection!?" Tenshi shook his head and revealed "The title Joyboy is given to the person who Awakens the Mythical Zoan Human-Human Fruit: Model- Sun God Nika, or just Nika-Nika Fruit."
Wanda's lips twitched, "Why do I feel like you know who that is…" Tenshi smiled and nodded, "Because I do. It's Luffy." Uta shouted in shock "WHAT?!" Tenshi turned his head, seeing a gigantic mountain in the distance.
He turned and headed towards the mountain, nodding "Yeah. It's Luffy. When he Awakens he turns all White and laughs uncontrollably. His powers are also ridiculous. He can punch someone's face and their face sinks in, bulging out the back. Also all his moves are named Dawn something. Joyboy had this fruit a long time ago."
Tenshi waved his finger and added, "Plus, the Fishman logo has a Sun in it. Alabasta had a sun in theirs. Wano had one too. So do the Minks. Lunarians have flame powers… And their ship is called the Thousand Sunny with a Sun as a figurehead. Every single one of these Sun logo places are all friends with Luffy, isn't it a bit strange?"
Tenshi connected his fingers, saying a crazy theory, "If this theory is correct, all these races were part of Joyboy's Kingdom or Empire 800 Years ago. Is it a coincidence that Wano suddenly closed its borders so many years ago? You know, Pluton is under Wano."
Everyone gawked at him and Uta asked quickly "And?! And then!?" Tenshi waved his hand, "Then the World Government consisting of 20 Kings enslaved the World, but Nefertari Lili didn't agree and settled in Alabasta. One of the 20 original Kings' name was IM and the person behind the 5 Elders is named IM. Law's fruit, the Op-Op fruit has a surgery to make the target immortal… Are you connecting the dots?"
Everyone gasped.
Tenshi smiled happily, this is the reaction he wanted to see. One Piece lore was very exciting! Theorizing and connecting clues was half the fun of reading the Manga. Plus it was always fun to see the drooling Vegeta pictures in the comments when literally any female is drawn with minimal clothing.
Finally after this History lesson, they arrived at a mountain passage.
Tenshi looked up at the signboard on the gate and his eyes lit up, "I should've guessed it sooner! Haha!"