Business Access~!
Tenshi looked out at the island with thousands of people on it. From long arms to Giants and everything in between!
His eyes bulged and he stared at them all as they looked at him.
A giant looked at him and asked "Uh… Hello.. Would you like something delivered?" Tenshi's eyes bulged at Hajrudin and his crew before coughing, "I would like to speak with God Buggy for Business." The pirates all looked at eachother before nodding "Okay." Tenshi was stunned, wasn't this a bit too casual?
Are these guys alright in the head?
Tenshi docked and opened the cafe as pirates flooded in, looking at everything before going to order coffee honestly as Alber looked at them silently.
Hajrudin and his crew sat outside as people looked at them in shock, craning their necks all the way up.
You know, giants are 70 feet tall!
The Ship itself could accommodate them which was a feat in of itself, but they really took up a lot of room!
Fortunately, Tenshi was prepared for this scenario and anticipated serving giants! He made a whole separate machine for giants.
Massive cups were carried out for Hajrudin and his crew.
Tenshi looked at Gerd and wiped his lips, oh my god. This was too crazy. Why was she so outrageously beautiful?! Gerd smiled happily and waved at him, Tenshi almost died. Those huge bazonkas!
He was gonna die!
He wasn't the only one, Jiraiya was in a catatonic state, staring at Gerd. Ebisu laid out on the deck unconscious. And many more perverts were out for the count.
It was lucky for everyone that they didn't see Shirahoshi.
Only Tenshi did and he came back rambling incoherently.
The pervert squad was so intensely jealous and curious, Tenshi's rambling didn't help.
The most beautiful girl he had ever seen
The biggest bazonkas in the world
Tenshi could recover because Shirahoshi was too young for him, but Gerd was nearly lethal. He sighed to himself and collected his senses, taking deep breaths as he looked away.
He couldn't, he wasn't big enough. Nobody on the ship was!
Other than the giants, of course.
Tenshi held his head and wanted to cry, but there was no time, Buggy's main crew had arrived!
Tenshi met Buggy D. Clown himself and was very excited, this was an icon! Tenshi almost joined his fleet!
Well, not that serious…
What really happened was…
Tenshi smiled gently, "Sir Buggy. Welcome to Hibari's." Buggy was startled and nodded, "Hello. What do you want?" Tenshi looked at Mr.3, Alvida, and Buggy's other original crew members before smiling "How about a Coffee? It's on the house for you…" he turned to the rest and added with a smile, "Not you guys though."
They complained but Buggy snorted with pride, "Yes, excellent! I love coffee!" as he walked on the deck. He saw Alber and started sweating with a prideful smile, Tenshi didn't even look at him.
How could Alber scare God Buggy? This was impossible.
You know, Buggy D. Clown was a bug in the system!
There were even rumors that Buggy was the one writing One Piece, he only sent his writing to Oda, who wrote for him.
Tenshi hadn't met a single person who didn't love The Emperor 'Star Clown' Buggy D. Clown! Or as he was more commonly known, the True Clown Prince of Crime.
The Joker?
He's lucky he never met Buggy!
IM?
Literally cowering in fear in Mariejois because of Buggy's existence!
The One Piece??
Buggy created it!
All in all, Tenshi was very happy to see Buggy and serve him coffee.
They sat down and Tenshi served them coffee before sitting across from Buggy, intertwining his fingers. Buggy sipped the coffee and looked at him, asking "What?" Tenshi asked gently, "How is it?" Buggy licked his lips and said "Hey! It's pretty good!"
Tenshi nodded and waved Alvida and the rest away, saying "I need to speak with Buggy, please sit somewhere else." Alvida frowned and Tenshi smiled gently, "I think everyone should be very interested in what you looked like before eating the slip fruit, right?"
Alvida froze and dragged the others away, laughing "Haha! Whatever you say, Boss! Haha…" Buggy was startled and asked quickly, "You have something on Alvida, give it to me quickly!"
Tenshi waved his finger and smiled, "Not so fast. You're establishing Buggy's Delivery Service, right? I want to work with you." Buggy frowned and looked at him, "You're going to sell coffee through my business?"
Tenshi shook his head and said "No. I will sell Cafetieres through your delivery service, as well as the beans. All you have to do is Advertise that you have the Cafetieres and Beans. I will take care of the stock. When people make orders, all you have to do is send them out."
Tenshi clapped his hands, Karin brought over a black box, putting it down on the table. Tenshi tapped his finger on the Black Box, smiling "This is a World Wide Snail Radio Box." Buggy looked at the box, as expected of God Buggy, he replied "You will give me this for me to Advertise my Delivery Service worldwide in exchange for me to speak about selling your goods?"
Tenshi nodded, "As expected of the Clown Prince of Crime! Yes. This was my original intention. However, that's not all." he snapped his fingers and Karin took the box away as Tenshi smiled, "Follow me, please." before walking out of the cafe.
Buggy narrowed his eyes and followed him, finishing his coffee in one go.
Tenshi showed Buggy the Bazaar on the deck, explaining "The Cafe is special. I can connect various Islands to one place, allowing trade for each of them. They can come in, but they can only leave back to the place they came from. You understand?"
Buggy narrowed his eyes and nodded, Tenshi waved his finger, "In addition, goods from a different Universe are also attainable. Like these." As he gestured to the various chakra weapons, kunai, exploding tags, etc.
Tenshi explained "I take a cut from their sales and tax them for their stalls, but they get unimaginable trade routes that they would otherwise never have. You understand the magnitude of this, right?" Buggy let out a breath, "How are you collecting? What's your taxing fees?"
Tenshi pressed his hand out, smiling gently, "All in due time, Lord Buggy. Let me set you up with my Business associate." as he called out, "Aino!" Aino walked over and complained "What the hell do you want, sissy?!" Tenshi waved to the side, smiling "This is Buggy, he runs a Delivery Service."
Aino turned to Buggy and looked him up and down before curling her lips, "I see. Heh…" Tenshi said gently, "You've been complaining that the scope of the Bazaar is too small, here's your chance to expand your business."
Aino grinned evilly, "Are you hiring me?" Tenshi rolled his eyes and nodded, "Sure."
A loud BING sounded in his ears.
Aino grinned, "No problem, Boss!" as she turned to Buggy, rubbing her fingers together, "Welcome, clown. Give me the scope of your business." Buggy started sweating coldly, he seemed to have wrapped himself up in something huge by accident!
But then he started thinking, this could be very good for him!
Tenshi walked away and Buggy started chatting with Aino about Buggy's Delivery Service.
Tenshi stood by the raftails and faced the sea as he checked the Achievements List.
[Hire a Business Woman- Completed]
[Start a Business Empire- Completed]
[Expand the Scope of your Business- Completed]
[Create a Multi-Universal Trading Area- Completed]
[Connect 5 Islands through the Cafe- Completed]
Tenshi was stunned, so many at once?
[A Cafe is the beginning of a Business Empire! How can this be the best Cafe in the Multiverse if it consists of only a Cafe? The greatest Cafes dip into many avenues of Business to expand their influence and draw in millions of customers!]
[Follow-up Achievements were locked behind [Hire a Business Woman] Achievement.]
Tenshi was dumbfounded, feeling that his life was getting more complicated. He collected the rewards but felt that he would continue to focus on the cafe instead of these grand Business plans. Everything served the Cafe, not the other way around.
He had no interest in becoming a business giant like Stark Industries, what was he going to focus on? Better coffee machines? There was no crazy unachievable insane science that would save the world and cure diseases. It was just coffee.
He could sell Coffee Related products but dipping his toes into something like Renewable energy was a bit absurd. Who cared about renewable energy anyway! Coffee was his life!
[-Rewards-]
[Bazaar Upgrade and Functions Unlocked]
[Business Side-System]
[Cafe Door x5]
[Subordinate Token x2]
[Susanoo Cannibalization]