Fucking lizards

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Player: Nightmare

Race: Weak White Skeleton

Lv: 3/5

Xp: 36%

Hp: 4

Mp: 4

Attack: 4-9

Defense: 1856

M.Defense: 2

Strength: 7

Agility: 7

Endurance: 4

Intelligence: 4

Spirit: 4

Skill: None

Trait: None

Talent: None

Weapon: [Old chipped Sword (1-2 dps)]

Armor: (Way too many to put all in, but defense increase is 1854 points, and each piece gives 1 point)

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That was my current status oh and if your wondering what im doing right now I'm still on the first floor I'm actually on my way to the last area of the floor which is also were the stairs are also if you wana know how I know all this I have the entire map of the first 30 floors memorized someone in my past life went through all the floors creating a map for each floor I just memorized them unfortunately the 31st floor and up are kinda foggy so gonna be a little tuff at that point. I also kinda look like one of those people from the northern hemisphere. You know those people that have 10 sweaters on just to stay warm. My arms are straight out to my sides, and I'm walking as if I have a stick up my ass yes and I'll tell you honestly the wobbling is making me dizzy its a good thing I added my free Stat points to strength and Agility. Strength so I can deal with the weight and agility to add to my speed. At this point, I'm seriously worried that if I continue picking everything I come across up, I won't be able to even move before I get to the 2nd floor.

As I continue walking forward, I hear skittering going on up ahead, but considering the fact that I got so much armor on, I don't bother hiding or anything I just walk up to and yes a full 10 of those rats as they see me they run up to then do a jump lunge at me and bite me ONES ON MY FACE ONE IS ON MY FUCKING FACE ya no problem there teeth can't get through all the fucking layers of armor I got on so all I see is darkness.

There are actually more than 10 rats here I can hear them I slowly take out my sword slowly because well you try getting anything with a bunch of shirts and a a few rats on you kinda hard ain't it especially since those rats are as big as fucking terriers. After getting my weapon out, I do a spin ya a spin and not the ballerina type. I'm talking about the flying top type of spin. Yes, it is dizzying, but I'm kinda blind at the minute, so it doesn't hit me too hard the rats though ither lose their grip or get cut by my sword after all the rats on me are thrown off other than the one on my face for fucks sakes I just cut its head off ya a little tuff considering my current position after I deal with all the rats I'll go to the 2nd floor there should be an ethereal shop in the middle somewhere all even floors have such a shop to help the players the problem is finding the damned place as it's hidden. Well, anyway, an epic battle ensued. Were I ither sat on or cut the rats the size of terriers? Yes, sitting on them caused damage its called weight, just like some fat bastard sitting on you its gonna hurt luckily these rats only have about 3 health what this is level 1 of the labyrinth did you think ther was an elite monster with 5000 health or something if so you've read too many books with overpowered mobs buddy.

The rats are relatively easy to deal with, considering my armor ya at this point they can't hurt me, so it was just one-sided after they were all dead, I started declaw and fanging them good thing I got alot of bags too or I'd never be able to carry it all there are actually other parts that can be taken but were am I going to put them I don't have an inventory or I wouldn't look like frosty the snowmans fat ass brother would be nice to get a spacial ring or a bag of holding those are bound to you so ya you will never lose them the other problem is even the smallest bag of holding costs as much as buying a fucking house on prime land can you say overpriced my friend.

When I get to the stairs going up to the 2nd floor, I wonder if I can even climb it well. I can only try by the way that last fight got me to level 4, so yay added to strength and agility again, almost to 10 points in both, and no, that isn't the threshold 50 points is but whatever go me as I think of stupid things I slowly waddle up the stairs but on the almost last step slip crash bang smash down the stairs I go as I lay on the floor all I can think is how the fuck am I gonna get back up and no I'm not hurt too much padding. After 3 more attempts, I finally made it to the 2nd floor. Yay, go me however I almost fall back down as I see a lizard about the size of a cheetah fuck I remember these guy's as there pain in the assary isn't there strength or speed they are slower than the rats and their strength is relatively the same as the rats its their fucking defense they are almost impossible to hurt at this level almost like boss level defense ok all I can do is push forward so I grab my sword and wobble forward and try my luck only to get smacked by the lizards tail ya I forgot they use their hole bodies to attack and that lands me on my ass and oh crap woah woah stop and crunch the lizard not only body slammed me but is now laying on my entire body God damned fucking lizards.