I Died

It was Monday morning and one of the worst things happen to me. I got attack by a squadron of unholy cockroaches. it body colour was black, too dark to see especially at night. I was eating instant ramen and that damn thing enters my freaking food, swimming like nobody business. When I saw it, I got scared, not because of the swimming cockroach, but because of the other 10+ devil spawn that came swarming toward me. Out of surprise, I swing my left hand and accidentally hit the boiling hot kettle, spilling that hot water on my hand, which cause me to shriek in pain and accidentally hit my head on the cabinet. Now, here I am, standing in front of an empty table.

"Welcome human" a booming voice resounded out of nowhere.

"OMG, what the fuck dude, that scared the shit out of me," replied Jake angrily.

The voice just laugh

"Sorry about that, My name is Jabar, the guardian of this reality," replied Jabar.

"Are you a god and am I in heaven?" jake asked

"Me God? oh no, I am not God, do you think god be this weak..., I am a guardian that is working under angel which under the command of God. And no, you're not in heaven. You are in my personal space" he pointed at himself while replying the question

"Ohhhh...., so why am I here"

"Because an angel told me that you're chosen as the new guardian after me"

"Whaaaaaaa!"

"So yeah here are your job...wait a minute, what your name again?" he asked nervously as he checked some paper.

"Jake"

"oh no, I got the wrong person...Opsie"

"wait, what?!... You are telling me that you got the wrong person, why did I die then?"

"No wonder it was hard to get his soul.." he muttered.

"Fear not soul, let me call my boss."

"Don't ignore my question!"

Jabar then began to call someone using what I assume to be a magic phone. This is because the phone was transparent, and Jabar was using it likes an imaginary phone. While he was busy calling and pleading for something, I went around to check things out. From my perspective, I am standing inside a box of glass. Below my feet, I saw a cluster of galaxies, stars and planets. Above my head is stairway either going up(Heaven maybe?) and going down(Hell, no?). Just as I was about to daydream, Jabar finished his conversation with his boss.

"Alright, sorry about that Jake, according to my boss, My mission was to take Thomas Jacob "Jack" Black soul not you. And since you are not supposed to die, your body has been destroyed during the extraction. As an apology, God allowed me to give you 5 wish"

"Well, at least I didn't die a useless death. Alright, here are my wishes, give me the ability to travel to other reality, technique similar to galactus that allowed me to absorb anythings and refine it to make me stronger, Godly potential and comprehension on that will allow me to understand everything, a pocket dimension that has an infinite amount of energy where I can go there and for my final wish.....hold it for now"

"Alright, your wish has been granted,"

"Wait...That's it....That was simple"

"Oh yeah, I suggest you not to use your teleportation ability this early cuz your body can't handle the force. use it when you reach the minimum of the 3rd stage of your cultivation. Once you reach the minimum requirement, you will be able to teleport anywhere in the reality you're currently in. the more you made progress in your cultivation, you'll be able to go to other reality. This is similar to your comprehension, do not try to comprehend all the knowledge in one go cuz it'll cause your brain to melt, LITERALLY."

"so what do I do now?" I asked.

"Let me see...., ah yes, you can either choose which world do you want to go to or go back to your world,"

"I want to go to the One Piece world!!"

"Alright, you'll be teleported in 10 seconds, Remember my warning and when you want your 5th wish, just close your eye and pray to god, your wish will be granted, Have fun and goodbye"

As he finished talking, lights began to surround my body, acting as a shield, and my surrounding warping and everything become dark.