76. Chaos.

My eyebrow could only twitch as I looked over the mountain of paperwork as the 200th person today applied for squad transfer to the Stealth Corps.

The 2nd squad and the Stealth Corps may appear to be the same but they aren't they are seperate entities. Almost all of my seated positions were left empty. Including Soi Fon who applied for squad transfer.

So I was also left without a lieutenant.

Plus I had something like 30 challenge requests for captains seat and they were increasing!

All the while.

*Slurp!*

Yoruichi sat on the couch drinking a milkshake while Soi Fon fanned her.

"Is the milkshake good Lady Yoruichi? Is there too much sunlight Lady Yoruichi? Do you want me to rub your feet Lady Yoruichi?" Soi Fon spouted off happily.

"How about we head back outside for a spar. I'll make sure to call everyone to watch." I offer to the duo.

"Sorry I'm way too tired and injured from my last battle, it's going to be years before im able to recover." Yoruichi denies instantly.

"Liar, I fully healed all your wounds!" I point at her.

"I get stage fright easily and can't fight in front of people." She changes her story.

"Your a known exhibitionist who often walks around nude!" I call out her next lie.

"New phone who dis?"

"One we are talking in person and two how do you even know that? Never mind! Just quickly teach me how to be a cat and then go away, I have too much paperwork already!" I tell her before another mountain of papers is dropped on my desk from seemingly the abyss.

A scroll appears on my desk showing the exact technique on how to change into a cat.

Then Yoruichi is standing there with a gimme gimme look. Sighing I pull out various martial arts techniques and she snatches them up before both her and Soi Fon vanish as if they were never there.

Grinning I pick up the technique and head for the couch. I make a quick handsign and about 100 clones pop up and start working on the paper mountain.

"Boss what about the challenges?" A clone asks.

"Schedule them for the same day, I'll handle it all at once." I instruct before focusing on the technique in front of me.

About 20 minutes later there was a puff of smoke as a small blue eyed cat with white fur appeared on the couch wearing a cute little captains haori.

"Awesome!" Luckily the voice was still Male and normal, there was a technique to change it though. I did have a craving for milk though.

"Captain Cat sir, all the paperwork has been finished!" A clone says with a salute.

"Purrrfect. Now have it delivered." I'll just ignore that little purr that slipped out.

The clones transform into black clothes to hide their looks before all the paperwork vanishes.

"20 minutes good time!" Yoruichi says appearing back in the room. "What spell was that clone one?"

I get a shiver down my back as I spot Soi Fon with sparkly dangerous eyes looking at me. Only to feel a hand gently rubbing my chin.

"Whose a cute little kitty! You are! Yes you are! And look at your cute little captains coat!" Soi Fon Cooes happily.

Ah that's some good stuff.

The smug smile on Yoruichis face just gets wider the louder the purring noise gets in the room.

"Ah witchcraft!" I quickly regain my sense and hop away from the tempting hand. Poofing back into my human form fully clothed.

"Aww." Soi Fon says in disappointment.

Adjusting the new Haori which matches well with my ninja gear surprisingly.

"So about that neat little clone trick." Yoruichi continues.

"Absolutely not." I deny instantly.

"Aww c'mon I'll give you a treat!" She says leaking forward and showing some cleavage by pulling her shirt down.

I just raise an eyebrow. "I can now become a cute Kitty and get snuggled by all the breasts I want plus I have an ultimate move!"

Another poof of smoke and a tiny little adorable kitten appears, much smaller than the previous one. It even let's out an adorable "Mew!"

Soi Fon is on it in a flash cuddling and cooing. As the kitten gives Yoruichi a smug look from in between a small but still nice pair of breasts.

"Tch!" Yoruichi clicks her tongue in displeasure. "Come along Soi Fon, we have work to do."

"Awww."

I pop back into my human body with a sigh of relief after the two women leave. Those girls are dangerous.

Turning back to my desk theres another stack of paperwork which seems to have appeared magically.

"Oi what the fuck! These are for the stealth corps!" I read the first before giving up and just making clones to solve it.

Once more I had been tricked by the chocolately skinned goddess. Ah well it was worth it for a valuable kitty transformation.

Top quality goods in my opinion.

Still by the end of the day I had something like 400 squad transfers and 70 challenges. But all the backed up paperwork for the past 3 years from both the stealth and squad 2 were done.

It was a good days work.

Anyway if anyone asks questions I'll just say it's from my shikai or whatever.

That way people will leave me alone.

Anyway this is good too I suppose, I can snatch up some useful people in the future. I'm curious if Aizen's complete hypnosis will work on someone with a rinnesharingan, I'm sure that in immune to pretty much all illusion type abilities so.

But for now, I'm going to go and look at all those forbidden Kido. Ehehehe captain privelages bitches! Gives me access to quite a few neat little things still have some restrictions I would have to request but nothing I really want to pay attention to. I have no desire to head to the maggots nest after all or start another personal squad which I'm allowed to do. Maybe in the future once I fix this one.