NO SEXY SPIDER CAN STOP ME

It's been two days since Ren went hunting for food, but she didn't return and the old started to get worried that something bad had happened to her. He left Peter alone and went to search for Ren. Peter woke up from his coma the next day only to find himself alone in a Treehouse.

Peter: "Huh? What happened? I feel like my head is going to explode."

He started looking around the Treehouse to find any clue about where did the Old man and Ren go.

Peter: "This is Weird? Did they abandon me? NO NO NO, Impossible. They wouldn't do that to me, right? Maybe they are around the area. I'll go look for them."

Peter searched around the Treehouse and found footsteps leading deep inside the swamps.

Peter: "Looks like the old man's footsteps. I'll follow them and see where they take me."

He Peter followed the old man's footsteps for hours without finding anything. He started getting frustrated.

Peter: "AGHHHHHHHH OLD MAAAAAN! REEEEEEEEN! WHERE ARE YOU?"

Peter started chasing the footsteps until they ended. He found the old man's bag and the light sword dropped not too far from the footsteps.

Peter: "This is old man stuff." 'Sees a cave in front of him.' "Oh no, don't tell that the humanoid spiders captured them. I need to save them."

Peter grabbed the sword and walked slowly inside the cave to avoid alerting the humanoid spiders. He noticed spider cocoons with bodies inside them everywhere.

Peter: "This is getting creepy, how am I going to find them at this rate?"

Peter started hearing noises coming from inside the nest. He tip-toed his way to the nest and peeked inside. He saw a Humanoid spider with Giant boobs on her chest.

Peter: "OHH MA GAWWD I WANT TO TOUCH HER BOOBS SO BAAAD! I BET THEY ARE SO SOOFT EHEHEHEH."

Peter noticed that the spider is holding a cocoon with Ren inside of it.

Peter: "HUh? Is that Ren? I have to save her, but how? Think peter, think."

The spider opened its stomach and sharp teeth were everywhere inside. she wants to eat Ren. Peter noticed what was going and charged the spider with rage.

Peter: "AGHHHHHHHH! LEAVE REN ALONE YOU BITCH!" While the spider was busy trying to eat Ren. Peter jumped on the humanoid spider's back and started slashing and stabbing her in rage

Peter: "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH HER."

The humanoid spider couldn't fight back and died. Peter ran to Ren and slashed the cocoon open.

Peter: "REN, WAKE UP REN." Slowly opened her eyes and saw peter holding her.

Ren: "Peter? PETER!" She hugs peter.

Inside Peter's head: "WHOA! Her Boobs feel so soft and good heheheh."

Ren: "I thought you were never going to wake up. What happened and where am I?"

Peter: "I don't know, but there's no time to explain we need to find the old man before more humanoid spiders show up."

Ren: "Ok."

Suddenly They heard murmuring coming from a cocoon, they opened it and found the old man inside.

Old man: "PETER! You're awake."

Ren: "He fought a humanoid spider and killed it by himself."

Peter: "Ahahaha of course, after all, I'm the HERO OF NYLAND!"

Old man: "Shhh be quiet."

Suddenly five humanoid spiders appeared and charged peter and his squad.

Peter: "OHH MAAH GAWWD LOOK AT ALL THESE BOOBS!"

Ren: "STOP STARING AT THEIR BOOBS, YOU IDIOT!"

Old man: "RUUUUUUUUN!"

Peter and the squad started running while spiders were chasing them. They managed to get out, but the spiders were getting closer. The old man cast blinding magic at the humanoid spider to buy them some time to getaway. They didn't manage to get too far before the humanoid spider caught up with them.

Peter: "Dammit! these humanoid spiders want to eat us so bad. I don't even taste good."

Ren: "This isn't the time for jokes Peter."

Old man: "We need to jump over a cliff into the river. The spiders won't follow us."

Peter: "YOU WANT US TO JUMP OVER A CLIFF?"

Ren: "The old man is right. We have no choice."

They ran to a cliff and they all jumped into a river but the water was moving too fast and they couldn't swim to the shore. They noticed at the last moment that they were heading to a waterfall.

Peter: "I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!"

Ren: "PETER!" Ren Grabbed peter.

Old man: "HOLD ON!"

They fell from the waterfall and it was a very high fall.

Peter: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Peter lost consciousness.

After few minutes he woke up and saw that he was on the shore on top of Ren.

Peter: "I'M ALIIIIVE!"

Ren opened her eyes and saw peter on top of her.

Peter: "OH NO!"

Peter noticed that Ren was not angry and They both stared at each other eyes.

Ren: "Peter!"

Peter: "Ren!"

Old man: "Peter!"

Peter: "Old man. wait...? OLD MAN?"

Ren: "OLD MAN!" Pushes peter to the side "We were not doing anything ahahah."

Peter: "Ye Yeah ahahaha."

Old man: "Come on, let's move. We are not too far from the orc land."

After traveling for few days they finally arrived at the orc land. during their travel, Peter and Ren got a lot closer.

Old man: "This is our last stop before we finally arrive at the Emerald mountain.

Ren: "The orc lands are very dangerous. I heard there's a war going on between two huge orc tribes, so we need to be alert at all times."

Peter: "I wonder if Orc women are Hot hehehe." Starts fantasizing.

Ren: "Would you stop thinking about other women!" Punches peter.

Peter: "Ouch! why do you care if I fantasize about other women, it's not you like me."

Ren looks away in anger.

Ren: "Maybe I do!"

Peter: "Huh? What does that even mean? Either you like me or you don't."

Ren: "Take a hint, you idiot!" she walks away.

Peter: "WHAT? Old man, what did I do?"

Old man: "You're so dense, peter." walks away.

Peter: "Ohh shut up, MR. ZERO ELEMENTS!"

Will Peter and his companion manage to safely cross the orcs land or will they be caught up in the war? find out in the next chapter.