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I got reincarnated as a robot bird in marvel.

I got reincarnated as a flying death! predator missile, RCXD with wings, AC130, A-10 the destroyer! The world will kneel before me! *Chirp. Chirp Chirp Chirp!* "Aww. What a cutie you are." Unhand me woman! I got a universe to conquer! "See? I told you he likes to be patted" "You know that thing can level a city right?" "Ahhh Patato Patato" I- i will, once i am done here. I am writing this to just do what ever i like with stupid things with memes. I dont know about others but i am going to enjoy this more than i should have.

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Training

After having to fight for my life while traveling because and I quote "Its good to be always be in top shape" I am mentally exausted. I had to fight with Agamotto everyday without breaks!

I thought I had 15 minutes everyday but I am sure that I am getting beaten more than 15 minutes. Maybe god just loves to see me suffer so he takes away the time limit when I am getting clapped. Who knows.

Agamotto doesn't even shows mercy. What I mean is he punched through my chest 74 times, left me armless 132 times and ripped my head off 48 times! Being immortal is good and all but the feeling of dying never leaves my head. I think Agamotto gave me trauma about it. Now whenever he says 'training' everything goes black and I wake up in a nearly destroyed body barely hanging on life in the middle of a giant creater Thanks to my immortality.

Today, once again I am infront of Agamotto. He took a stance with one sword at hand while its tip is pointing down and his other hand is on his behind. I am pretty sure I just saw count dooku but that must be my imagination.

I took my stance which is literally water stream rock smashing fist stance. Yes I might not get trained for it but understand its basic principles. Use the build up momentum to strike. For example, if someone hit the left side of my face, turn my body to right and strike with my left. I might not be good as Garou, Silver fang or even trainees but at least I have something to work with instead of being a punching bag which is literally what I am againts Agamotto. At least I have the music on my side.

By the way, I discovered a new function which probably god added. Its called music for the moment. It chooses a music fitting for the situation. Lets use this for training today. I wonder what kind of a hype music it will choose.

[Vordt of the boreal valley] {time: 1:45}

oh no. OH NO! I look at Agamotto and he is not there! Just when I turn behind, I took a punch to face. I got throw to trees 50 meters away! My head is gone but my body can still move because I am the robot itself. I dont have a controll place. I get up, ignite my repulsors and fly towards him with great speed. I cut the power to the repulsors and put my feet to the ground while still moving. I slide a bit and stop infront of him.

"Oh c'mon pumpkin. You know you cant defeat me with that sloppy technique."

"I know. But its worth a try." *Bbzzzzt* so btw it turns out the speakers in iron legion bots only work to say 'we are here to help, please calm down', some more useless things and play YouTube. Sometimes I wonder if I made a deal with the devil, gave my ability to speak for this power. Ahh the sacrifices I make for beautifull girls. I heal my head then manually change the music for a better one so that I dont feel like I am fighting againts a dark souls boss.

[Friday Night funkin - Guns (Metal)]

[Transformation mission: Defeat Agamotto

Rewards: Transformation upgrade]

Wow great! Finally I get my first mission. Lets do this Hehehe. I took my stance again but this time I am fully focused on Agamotto. He smiles at me like he already won which is nearly true but he forgots a really important part, I have the power of god and anime on my side!

He rushes at me with great speed and Throws a left hook. I bend to my left and uppercut his liver. I may be a bird, but I am still a king!! But I forgot even the kings sometimes forgot important things. Such as the left hook that is coming for my face. He punches the right side of my face with his hook but I quickly turn my upper body counter clock wise and throw a right hook at him. He backs away a little bit after getting my punch. I must say, I have really missed having a body. "Hahaha! Agamotto, you shall recieved the honor of being the first one I defeat in my humanoid form!" *We are here to help*

"Sorry I dont speak metal" Agamotto says with a smirk. I am nearly sure that he knows what I am saying. Just need an clear evidence...

He summon his sword and I did the same. I have no way to beat him using swords but I need to learn how to. because I am the successor of the King Arthur! I shall use the excalibur when I get my hands on it! And not forget to shout the famous words when doing my ultimate move.

"You are distracted!" A lightning sword nearly opens me in half if I hadnt moved away quickly. He lands and I go in for a strike. He blocks my sword without even looking at me which is pretty insulting. I quickly kick him while he is still crouching and he flew back quite a bit. He then gets up and rushes at me. I block his sword but he changes the angle of attack everytime and forces me to go on defence. Agamotto continues to make horizontal slashes with 30, 40, 20, 0 degrees left and right. I can calculate them but he changes so Fast that my body cant react. His slashes are forcing me to back away but what kind of king would I be if I get beaten by everybody! Yes I can use the time stone but that doesnt makes me stronger.

I block one more of his slashes then he quickly changes position and thrusts his sword to my stomach. The sword comes out from other side and breaks my spine. He was going to bring his sword upwards to slice me in half but I quickly grabbed the sword with my hand and stopped it. Agamotto looks suprised for a milisecond which he recovers when he remembers that I was a robot and not a human being. But its too late because I headbut and make him stagger backwards.

Now with a sword sticking out of my body I fall down because my spine cannot support my torso. I reach out with both hands to pull out the sword but Agamotto suddenly appears on top of me and prevents the sword from anywhere.

Agamotto says "Lay down. You can never beat me." which I responded with "I am not your Mother last night!" *We are here to help!*.... And he took an exception to that.

He takes out multiple swords and stabs me with them on my head and torso. While he is busy stabbing me, I quickly reach out and grab him in the neck. He cuts my arm but that doesnt stops the hand from gripping too hard. He can't cut the fingers because I am made out of steel which needs a great force to cut but he cant use force because of how close they are close to his neck. He falls down and goes unconscious.

[Congratulations! You have completed your first transformation task! Here is your rewards:] [2x Leg with two repulsors, High quality oil]

'Haha great.' I start to relax when I see the notification. Agamotto was so powerfull and i only got him by suprise which wouldn't happen if he took this seriously from the start. I think I should get more rewards but Okay.

[Time limit has been reached] I transform into a bird, the hand that was on Agamotto neck already let him go. He should wake up any second. But I am so tired so I just close my eyes and sleep.

[The music has been turned off]

[Good night]