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I am lazy, so what?

Synopsis? Nah.. too lazy and too troublesome to do it.

lunna · Anime und Comics
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36 Chs

It come It Comeeeee!!!

Year 14 Month 3

Dojo Hunting. An activity when martial artists who want to improve themselves challenge various dojo. Ryouzanpakou, as the strongest dojo, is often become a target of Dojo hunting.

Why am I mentioning this? After all, I'm not part of ryouzanpakou despite my relationship with the elder and Miu.

It's because currently, I'm watching one of my dreams happening in front of me. What is happening in front of me? Let me tell you the story from the beginning.

As you guys know, I am part of yomi now since mom decides to join Yami. We both joined the respective groups to monitor and gain intel about the groups.

Based on the intel we got, we both will try either stop them from finishing what they intended to do or leak the intel to another follower of saving fist and all of similar believe martial artists or to intelligence agencies like the FBI.

Now, I am on my way to ryouzanpakou to bring some intel about Yami to them.

At first, I was only intended to tell my and mom new affiliation and what we intended to do to Hayato, but the other masters accidentally (yeah no, I don't believe it. Accidently?? Pfft.. biggest joke on the century?) heard what me and Hayato talking about, so they forcefully asked to be included in the conversation.

Well I don't mind about it, and Hayato relented after some time, so whenever I delivered some intel, the whole masters of ryouzanpakou will join the meeting. Unless they had something important to do.

The intel itself is mostly about what are they doing and who joined Yami. Surprisingly, many known names are related to some of them. Like Hongo who is the rival and formerly best friend with Sakaki shio, and also Apachai old master who teaches him, Muay Thai. And also, let's not forget about the most important person to them. To the furinji and akisame that is. Saiga. Furinji Saiga. Son of Hayato, and father to miu.

Whenever I mentioned either Hongo or Saiga... and well issinshai Ogata as well, to them, the mood became solemn.

Anyway, as I mentioned before, I am currently on my way to ryouzanpakou to bring them intel.

When I arrived, unfortunately, there is only Miu. She said that both Akisame and Ma Kensei are attending their clinics, Sakaki Shio just got another job from his sources, Shigure is once again hunting her father's Creation, and appachai is... Apachai I guess?

I and miu chatted for a while, but she needed to go to buy ingredients for dinner. Since someone needed to attend the dojo, I volunteered to her that I will watch over the dojo.

And here I am, in the dojo, all by my.... here I am in the dojo with two cats. Kuroka and shire. Yes, people, kuroka and Shirone, the two cats Iand miu adopted when we are children.

Right now I am watching both Kuroka and Shirone spar each other. Somehow, both cats gained intelligence, the ability to communicate and learn martial arts. For their styles? Don't ask and I will tell you no lies!

Meet, who am I to deny the truth? after all, it's my whim to train both of them.

Suddenly "Balaam!!!" There is a loud bang from the front gate. Several bulky men are spotted walking inside by me. I stand up intend to welcome them.

"Welcome to ryozanpakou Gentlemans, how may I help you?" I asked

"Hmmm... Who are you kid? Disciple of the dojo? anyway, we want to challenge the dojo" Said one of the gentlemen. Aaah so they went into Dojo Hunting adventure huh.

"Okay, 10.000 yen please. and also, please note your name here, and your signature here," I said. What? it's a proper procedure you know.

For the 10.000 yen? Dojo hunters are one of the Ryouzanpakou main sources of income. Ryouzanpakou does not have a lot of income sources. Akisame and Ma Kensei clinics are the only ones that bring a stable source of income, Sakaki also bring a big income whenever he finished his jobs, but he only got jobs occasionally, so only sometimes does he bring income. Hayato also bring in money, where did he get it? Who knows. It's one of the mysteries of the world. For shigure and apache? You don't need to ask. you know how is it with their personalities.

The ryouzanpankou should have a lot of students that pay to train here (and the students should have been their main source of income) since the ryouzanpakou counted as dojo, but the masters of ryouzanpakou for an unknown reason did not want to do that.

Because of that, Dojo Hunters became one of their main sources of income.

Aaaaanywaaay. Let's go back to our challenger.

"Here the money and the book. I want to challenge Sakaki Shio, called him out for me" One of the gents said to me. When I want to reply to the man, suddenly there was a light bulb above my head, and a great idea came to me.

"Unfortunately sir all the masters, Including Master Sakaki, are busy at the moment. But they did leave a message that any challenger that manages to defeat us, one of the masters will come out" I said with a polite smile. Hehehee. this is gonna be fun, one my dream is going to happen.

"HAAH!! What busy, they just a bunch of cowards. Anyway, let's finish it, kid. The faster I beat you, the faster I can beat your masters up" Said the man arrogantly

"Unfortunately sir, I'm not the one that you will be fighting. Kuroka, it's your time to shine the world with your awesomeness!" I said loudly. Yes, people, I'm having kuroka the cat beat up the dojo hunter.

Aaah finally I can see it, it's not a dream anymore. A cat beating up the bad guy black and blues.

At first, the dojo hunters got confused about whose this kuroka I'm talking about, and look around to find her. But when they heard "Meow!" They saw a black cat in kata and provoked them.

"..... Pfffttt... Hahaha hahaha! Are you kidding me? Do your masters that desperate to have students that they even teach cats? And you!! Are you seriously making a catfight?" Asked the guy while laughing.

"There will be no refund sir. Are both fighters ready?" I asked both of them. Kuroka just nodded her head.

"Ha! Don't regret it, kid! I'm ready! Watch how I will beat down your cat!" Replied man

"Ready? Fight!" I shouted

Kuroka with great speed dashed forward a climbed to the man-body. Then she gave 2 quick slashes of claws to the man di*k, and use the man embodiment as a jumping board and jump high enough to give the man a beautiful Uppercut Kick to the man.

The collapse to the ground. To make sure that the man was truly down and no longer capable of fighting anymore, kuroka dashed forward and gave a quick succession of claw attacks to the man face.

"Winner! Kuroka" I declared. Aaah that was fun and funny to watch. Unfortunately, I don't have a bag of popcorn with me.

"No way... No, the boss is just not in the best condition and didn't pay attention. Kid, I'm going for the challenge" One of the other bulky men said to me. Ha! More funny show for me to watch!

"Okay sir, that would be another 10.000 yen, please note your name and signature here please!" I said to him

"What? But didn't we already pay?" He asked me

"10.000 yes per person sir. Thank you for your patronage!!" I said to him

"Urrrggh... this a total rip off, here your 10.000 yen dam* kid. Let's get started!!" The man said.

Similar results are once again showed up. But it was done by shironne this time.

The other man was utterly shocked and gave a simillar reason to the second guy to keep challenging us to the last man standing.

Ufufufu~~ 140.000 yen gained just like that Ufufufu~~