Chapter 61 The genius on the left, the lunatic on the right, and Carl in the middle

Of course, Bilbo is scared to run away now, and who knows if that will anger the dragon?

Smaug crawled a little and finally stopped in the middle of the mountain. He twisted his neck, shook his thighs, spread his fleshy wings, and looked away at Carl and Bilbo.

"What do you think of my image!?" Smaug said, looking down from above.

Bilbo: "..."

Carl: "Ah! We have seen it, oh great Smaug! You are, just like the legend, not only high and mighty, but also imposing as a god, and cannot be blasphemed."

"See how smooth its scales are, under the light, the infinite metallic luster that shines must be as hard as steel."

"See! Your teeth are so sharp that they shine like diamonds, I don't think the sharpest sword in the world can compare to its edge. Your bite will certainly cut the throats of everyone who offended you."

"My God, and your wings, how perfect, are smooth as a chain, who can fight you in the air? Even a hurricane will be eclipsed when it sees you."

"And your eyes, like the shine of gold, how majestic, how real."

"Ah! It's so charming! Oh, great dragon! Your posture is so charming!"

"My admiration for you is like an endless river of water, and like an overflowing river, it cannot be controlled."

"Now I am fortunate to witness your face, oh dragon Smaug, even if I die, I will not regret it."

Bilbo got goosebumps all over, but he didn't expect Carl to be so good at flattering people.

Look how fluent, coherent and elegant he speaks, whoever hears this will feel very comfortable in his heart.

Sure enough, Smaug suddenly started laughing.

"Haha ha." His laugh was hoarse and not very pleasant: "Human, you are different from other people I have seen."

Having said that, Smaug hesitated and said, "Well, tell me, what reward do you want? Gold? Or precious stones?"

"If you want, I can give it to you."

Smaug was truly filled with joy at that moment.

Usually, when ordinary people see him, they scold him, curse him, or hate him, or say behind his back that he is a dragon from hell.

But now there is a person who worships him, says he is as noble as a god, and still respects him so much, how can he be unhappy?

Seeing that Carl was so pious, Smaug believed.

"No, no, no," hearing Smaug's words, Carl hurriedly shook his head. Is it easy to get dragon treasure?

Thinking about it, he said: "Being able to see Smaug's body is already the greatest gift he gave me, how could I be greedy and try to take the things that belong to him? Blasphemy?"

"Then, oh great Smaug, please withdraw your gift, or my heart will grow restless."

"Really? Is that so?" For some reason, upon hearing Carl's words, Smaug felt invigorated.

The anger that invaded him completely dissipated.

Just when he was happy, Carl's voice came again.

"Oh Great Smaug, in fact, I came here especially to see you this time and I brought you an offering."

"I prepared this offering especially for you, only to wait until this moment and deliver it in person."

"Offering?" Smaug wondered. "What do you intend to give me?"

Bilbo was also a little confused. Carl didn't say what he would give her. Why did such an offering suddenly appear?

Carl's voice came: "Oh Great Smaug, this gift of mine is very special and I believe it will make it unforgettable in your life."

"Hahaha…" Smaug suddenly laughed, although he really liked the human in front of him, but he didn't think Carl could come up with a gift that would satisfy him.

Unforgettable for a lifetime?

There are so many treasures in the world, and now there are countless treasures under your feet, what else can make you unforgettable for a lifetime?

Although he felt offended, Smaug was patient in thinking that Carl was presenting him with an offering.

"Come on, let me see what you think will make me feel like I'll never forget."

Carl heard the words, smiled and said nothing more, and then slowly put his hand under his arm, a black, rough and round thing was taken out by Carl.

"And that!" Bilbo started, looking at Carl with wide eyes.

'Carl, what do you want to do?'

Did he want to use a bomb to kill the dragon in front of him?

Bilbo looked at Smaug's huge body and cold sweat began to run down his forehead. He just hoped Carl didn't go crazy and throw this thing at Smaug.

Even though he had seen the power of this thing, Bilbo still didn't think they could do any harm to Smaug in front of him with this thing.

Smaug's body is really too big and the pressure on people is too strong, plus those thick scales all over his body, how could ordinary attacks penetrate?

Bilbo blinked wildly at Carl.

Carl turned a blind eye, but respectfully held up the thing in his hand and said to Smaug: "Oh Great Smaug, this is what I will offer you, the food of the West – Moon Sugar.

"Sugar?" Smaug was intrigued.

"Yes, it's moon sugar." Carl explained with a smile: "It was when I traveled to all parts of Middle Earth, collected the fruits and nectar of 10,000 types of plants, boiled them for seven hundred and forty-nine days, and illuminated the essence day and night... It took nine hundred and ninety-eight days to ferment before it was made."

"Its taste is unique in the world and ordinary people can't even imagine it."

"This is the gift I have prepared especially for the great Smaug, and I will be grateful to Smaug for accepting my humble offering."

Carl said, but there seemed to be tears in his eyes, and it was a great sin if you didn't accept kindness from him.

Bilbo looked at Carl's appearance but was surprised. How could he tell the lie so beautifully?

If he didn't already know what Carl was holding, he couldn't help but want to prove it.

However, Carl's idea is really crazy, does he really want to give this thing to Smaug?

Could Smaug be tricked? You know, there are rumors that this dragon is very intelligent.

Bilbo felt a little uneasy.

He felt that his own life was now in Carl's hands, and if they failed, it would be over.