Clara and the TARDIS

(Jared's POV)

TARDIS / Mami's home…

I've been hanging out in Mami's home in Mitakihara City, mostly because I wanted a break from all of the traveling for a bit. Clara, meanwhile, she wanted to continue traveling with the Doctor.

The TARDIS sent me a text message to let me know that she has been pranking Clara nonstop and she wants me to watch her prank Clara today. I had nothing better to do so I took out my iPhone 12 Mini to watch the action unfold. Clara enters the console room.

"Where is it?" Clara asked while the TARDIS beeps. "I know what just happened. I went to the bathroom…thank you for the hologram leopard, by the way, an unexpected pleasure…and my bedroom was completely missing!" The brunette lets out a sigh. "Just tell me where you put it."

"Sexy. My god!" I said, while the TARDIS beeps.

Madoka, Homura, Sayaka, and Kyoko entered Mami's apartment with me sitting at the dining room table.

"What's up?" Sayaka asked.

"What are you watching?" Kyoko asked, a Pocky in her mouth.

"We came back from a Witch hunt." Homura said.

"That's good." I said, smiling.

"Is that Clara?" Madoka asked.

"Hang on, I know what the problem is…" Clara said, sitting in the chair in the TARDIS console room. "Is this the first time the Doctor and Jared brought a girl home?" The TARDIS console beeps as I laughed with the four Magical Girls present in Mami's apartment. "Are you laughing?"

"She's unaware!" Sayaka said, laughing a lot.

"I know, right!" I said, taking out my MacBook Air and loading up the video on there. "Wait till she sees you guys."

Clara gets up from where she was sitting, "You are, aren't you? What's so funny?"

The TARDIS console beeps, monitor flicks on, pictures of the female companions of the Doctor are shown consisting of Ace, Martha, Liz, Nyssa, Peri, Romana II, Rose, and Sarah Jane.

"Blimey…that's um…that's quite a selection. Dear god, that woman is made of legs!" Clara said, while the image lands on Amy. "That's the most legs on any living human!"

The TARDIS console beeps, and pictures of the Magical Girls I hang out with the most are shown consisting of Madoka, Sayaka, Kyoko, Homura, Mami, Nagisa, Iroha, Tsuruno, Yachiyo, Felicia, Sana, Ui, Touka, Nemu, Momoko, Rena, and Kaede.

"Blimey...that's um...even more of a selection. Dear god, that girl is barely wearing anything!" Clara said, while the image lands on Suzune. "She should really cover up!"

"Did the TARDIS have to land on Suzune?" Homura asked.

"Yup…" I said, sadly.

"Ok, not the first then…" Clara said, while the TARDIS console beeps. "This is the Doctor and Jared we're talking about. The Doctor is in a codependent relationship with a screwdriver while Jared is in a codependent relationship with magic. I mean, if the Doctor had to choose between an enormous, complicated machine he could fix with a toolkit and a girl, and if Jared had to choose between studying books filled with spells and a girl…who would they go with?"

"Both of them!" Sayaka said, laughing with me.

"Can't help but feel you're right, Sayaka." Kyoko said.

"Honestly."

The TARDIS console beeps.

"Yeah…you're right. The Doctor would go with both of them, using the same toolkit. And Jared would go with both of them, using the same spellbook. So what do we do?" Clara asked, letting out a sigh. "I give in. I'm gonna go find my dumb bedroom! Do your worst! I can't wait to see your next trick!"

"She shouldn't have said that." Homura said.

"No." Madoka said, sadly. "She shouldn't have."

"I love and hate this." I said, looking at Madoka, Sayaka, Homura, and Kyoko. "I do."

Clara turns to go, sees herself standing there, "Who the hell are you?"

"You, from tomorrow night." Clara 2 said, walking past her to the TARDIS console. "Ok…where have you put it? Where's my bedroom?"

"This isn't funny! I'm exhausted! Where is it?!" Clara 3 exclaimed, on the upper level of the console room.

"You think you've got problems…" Clara 4 said.

2 more Claras on an upper level.

"We've got to share a bed." Clara 4 and Clara 5 said, at the same time.

"Oh dear god…" Clara said, seeing numerous hers, asking where her bedroom is.