Chapter 4: Shocking Baby

After Oga tied Mob and covered his mouth with a tape he continued

"As I was saying

~~Flashback Scene~~

When the perverted old man was floating down, the rest of poor man's friend and poor man himself run. (Mob: 'Well Duh!')

But the kind and generous young man was not taken aback in fear, and with strength and power of friendship (Mob: 'You we're all alone') was able to lift the perverted old man out of the river!

"Oh!" the old man was surprised being out of the river.

And then split him in half (Mob: 'Split in Half!!')

Then the old man open in half (Mob: 'He split open') and inside there was a spiritual baby boy...

The kind and handsome young man said. "Oh!, What a cute baby!"

"Ai?" the baby look around in an unfamiliar place.

Then the young man thought 'Crao, what am I supposed to do?'

"Precious..." the perverted old man the split in half and became one again said and left again towards the river.

The baby then crawled towards the young man and looked him in the eye.

The kind and generous young man stayed calm and responded to the situation like an adult.

"So kid..." The young man showed a "kind face'. (Mob: 'The hell kind face! It looks like you are scaring him.)

"Are you lost?" the baby crawled back and looked at the young man again.

'Maybe, more light hearted?' he thought.

"Ther-There-There-There!" the young man showed a gentle expression. (Mob: 'Gentle my ass. It looks like you are going to eat him!')

"No that's not it." The young man thought again and change his face.

"Brat! I'll Steal your soul!" The young man said as he showed a face that looks like a saint. (Mob: 'Saint!? more like a demon scaring some children! which you are!!')

After that, the baby...

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Tackled me to the grown and his ball near my face.... and totally attached to me.

**End Flashback**

"Or so it seems."

"Enough already! Who the hell would believe that story!!" Mob yelled to Oga.

'Hmm... looks like he got out, well he was used to being tied up all this year's.' I thought as I remember all the time Mob was kidnapped and got away quickly from being tied up.

"Take him back to wherever you find him from already." Mob said as he tried to pull the baby and successfully removed him from oga.

"You idiot!!!"

the baby start emitting some spark and I unconsciously moved back slowly.

"Wait! look at this!" Oga showed a cricket to the baby.

"See, it's a camel cricket!"

"What the hell are you doing?" Mob asked Oga in a confused and irritated manner.

"Shut up, this worked before!" Oga said as he showed the cricket to the baby.

The baby looked disinterested at the cricket.

"Sh*t, he's bored with it!"

Baby started emitting some spark and tears before crying and release a large energy of electricity.

"AAH!!"

"..." I just looked at them as I near my phone towards them and was hit by some small released electricity that sucked to my phone.

*Boom

I looked towards their fried body from the electricity and small explosion.

"Damn." I said and looked at my phone and it was fully charged.

"Sweet."

...

"Looks like your rank is lower than a cricket Mob. Also why did you not get electrocuted Furuichi." Oga asked.

"Well I saw some spark and move away slowly." I told them.

"Anyway this what happens when he cries. That why don't do anything that will make him cry. Got it?"

"Roger." I said towards Oga.

"Anyway! Can't you see anything wrong with tha-" Mob said before he was silent by Oga by bringing his finger towards Mob's mouth.

"Shh~! Don't wake him up and keep your voice down Mob." Oga said quietly towards Mob.

Let's take this out back deepshit!"

"What did you say!?"

Two delinquent were fighting ahead of us with large noise.

"Shh!!" Oga sushed them.

"You are going to make him cry again!" he said towards them in a hushed voice.

"Yee~ Ahh!!" the baby cried again and electrecuted oga and the two delinquents along with mob because he was near them.

I took some distance since I knew he was going to cry and video it in my phone to pass some time.

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"Sh*t..." Oga said as he sit in the chair with Mob and me. The other students are scared from looking at Oga and Mob fried body.

"Anyway, all we can do for now is keep him distracted so he won't cry." Oga said in a tired manner.

" "we" my ass. Don't drag me up in this!" Mon spoke as he look at the baby that is happily jumping in Oga's desk.

"Shut up and find something that can grab this brats attention."

"Like hell, This is Ishiyama High, the worst school in the entire country! We're 120% Grade A delinquents!" Mob told Oga in a tired manner from being electrecuted for the second time.

Looking at the other student I saw them murmuring until one of them shouted in surprised of Oga having a Baby.

The shout alarmed The baby which alerted the two and I moved away from them and video them for entertainment purposes.

I see Mob showed a drawing of a anime character in "Gohan-kun!" if I remember correctly.

"How about it!" Mob spoke in a proud manner before the baby grab the picture and tear it apart and Sparks start emitting from the baby.

"Come on Mob, try some other stuff!" o told towards them as I keep taping them.

"Shut up! Why don't you help out!" Both of them yelled at me.

"Sorry but entertaining baby is not my strong suit." I told them with a shrug.

"Damn it!" Mob said before bringing out 3 cute plushies.

"Nice Mob!" Oga said as he looked at the plushies.

"Why do you have them." I asked him.

"Well I was going to give it some three cute girls that I met in the park." Mon said with a smile.

"Creepy." Oga said as he look at Mob.

"Lolicon." I said to Mob.

"Shut up both of you!!"

"DaaBEH!!!" the baby just threw the plushies in the window.

The baby then start generating electricity that I get out of the classroom as I see some student move towards Oga location and see what's going on.

"Well that's my cue to leave." I said as I get out of the room.

"Wait you coward" Oga and Mob yelled towards me but I was alread going to the cafeteria.

"Aii!!"

"AAHHH" they all shouted as they were electrecuted.

*Boom