Chapter 3: A floating old man in the river.

[Furuichi T.: So how did you join the Group?

MarineDoggy: This black flat cube was actually sent to me by Dr. Vegapunk but I think I was scammed cause I'm sure that lunatice will not stop using those snail so this is not from him

Furuichi T.: Dr Vegapunk?

LonelyBigBoobWizard: Well I just bought this from Wiz-san and as soon I turned it on I was given a message that I will get some friends so I accepted.

WhiteKabuki: I was just playing with my phone and a random message popped up to me and said I will have new underlings.

FishLover: Me, I just got this flat square thingy as a bonus rewards from completing the mission with my friend natsu. And said that I will get some rare fish, so do you have some fish?

Furuichi T.: I see, anyway anyone have any idea what's going on? I was just recently given a request if I want to join this group chat.

WhiteKabuki: Same

LonelyBigBoobWizard: Same +1

MarineDoggy: Same +1

FishLover: Same +1

Furuichi T.: By the way, you can change your nickname in the settings if you want to.

LonelyBigBoobWizard: Really?

Furuichi T.: Yep

FishLover: Found it

MarineDoggy: Me too.

[WhiteKabuki has changed its nickname to Tama-chan]

[MarineDoggy has changed its nickname to Garp]

[FishLover has changed its nickname to Happy-sama]

[LonelyBigBoobWizard has changed its nickname to Yunyun]

Furuichi T.: So those are your real name?

Happy-sama: Aye!]

*Ding

[Oga has sent a message]

"Hm?"

[Oga: Meet me in the rooftop NOW!!]

"Rooftop? sure." I replied and moved towards the rooftop.

[Furuichi T.: Sorry but my friend called me for something. I'll talk to you later, anyway just explore to familiarize yourself. Bye~]

I closed and didn't bother to see their reply as I head towards the roof.

"Bastard! What-"

"Hey give me some money or yo-"

"Let me borrow some of your porn I grew bored of reading mi-"

I heard various word as I went to the roof and tuned them out.

...

"DAH!"

"The hell?"

Looking at my two friend's and a new addition I can't help but question myself on what's going on.

Oga Tatsumi a young man that has brown hair and sharp black eyes, he's rather muscular with a widespread build.

Next to him is Mobisaki Kin he looks like a normal student that doesn't fit in this type of school of delinquent because he looks normal and his weak. And I call him Mob because he looks like a Mob that has a special role and that role is my supposed role being weak and pervert.

Yeah, Mob is like THE original Furuichi from Beelzebub, him being weak and pervert but hangs out with us a lot. Well more like he hangs out with Oga a lot and I occasionally join them if I want to.

And the new addition is a green haired naked baby with a pacifier that is clinging to Oga.

"The F*ck?"

"Yo! Furuichi. Good you are here. I want you to... take... care of this BRAT!" Oga said as he try to remove the baby from him by force which is not working.

I just bring my phone and type a number.

"Hello? Is this the police?... Hai I want to file a kidnappi-"

"THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"

"I see..." I bring down my phone and type another number.

"Hello? Misaki? I want to tell you Oga got someone pregnant and have a bab-"

"LIKE I SAID THATS NOT IT!!"

"Hmm... I see then please speak to the beginning.." I said as I lean in the rail of the rooftop.

"Fine." Oga replied as he sit.

"*ahem *ahem... Once upon a time, in a land far away."

~~Flasback scene~~

"There was a handsome, cool and popular young man that everyone looked up to."

"F*CK you Oga!!!"

a voice said near the river bank, there we see some people beaten up and a young man standing up.

"The kind young man spoke to them "All of you grovel before me."."

"HOLD IT!!"

**Cut Flashback**

"Hm?" I look at Mob ho spoke at Oga.

"Who the hell is Kind and popular!!"

"Aii!!" the baby said.

"Also just skip the part where you find the baby!" Mob said.

"Shut up, baka mob. I'm telling the story so you listen! break my thoughts again and I'll break your head." he said as he bring Mob in a Head lock.

"Ah! Furuichi help me! Ahh!!" Mob asked me for help as he is locked in Oga'a arm.

*Ahem, could you go back to the story?" I said to them in boredom since this became a daily random occurrence.

"Alright, where were we? Ah! now I remember.

~~Flashback scene~~

"We apologize for rising above out station just now." the apologize as they kneeled in a dogeza position.

"You were just sleeping peacefully that we thought you might get sick so it was our chance."

"It wasn't a chance. you already know that if it wasn't me they would be already dead."

"You are right, we sure wish you were dead. Hahaha..." the poor man cried and laughed.

The kind hearted young man then went to do some washing up in the river. He washed the poor man clothes since he because he was so kind, along with the man to wash away his sins.

"He is a demon." one of the poor man friend look at the poor man being washed in the river.

Then there was something floating in the river, From upstream, a big guy came floating down the river...

"STOP!"

**Cut Flashback**

"What do you mean a Floating Big guy!!" Mob asked.

"Well he was floating and he was a big guy." Oga said in a nonchalant manner.

"Are you sure it's not some perverted old man floating?" I asked them.

"Well he did look like a pervert." Oga said.

"So a Floating Perverted old man drifting in the river?"

"Yep."

"I see..." I said.

What do you mean "I see..." You idiot!!" Mob spoke to me.

*Bang.

I hit Mob in the head.

"Continue the story."

"Sure."