Time to stop avoiding school

Seeing just the man of the hour I sit up from the desk I was laying on and giving him a charitable smile "We didn't have to wait too long. Although it would have been nice to have a place I could reliably find you. I hear this place is nice and unused." He smiles twiddling the cigarette in his mouth "maybe I could consider it but I have my job to do as a balancer after all. Can't hang around for too long. Especially when we have an unknown factor decide to step in and make a mess of things."

I laugh at this "You could consider me a wild card but let's just say that once I have her heart you don't need to consider Kiss shot acelora Orion heart under blade a factor in your balancing act. Once we have it we will be out of your hair permanently never to be seen again. How about it?" He seemingly think about it till asking the question that seems the biggest hole in the story "Where exactly will you disappear to my dear friend." I lift my left hand and before everyone's eyes a black portal opens to some unknown land. "Somewhere you will never see us. This world is interesting but I gotta get home eventually and these two lovely ladies will be joining me on the journey."

Weighing his options he doesn't really see much he can do in this situation because I'm a dangerous opponent that while stoppable in his opinion isn't exactly the safe option. "Fine, I'll hand over her heart but I gotta keep the balance of the world so I hope you don't come back and make trouble anymore. Consider it thanks for sparring those three tonight." I nod my head and we don't waste any time at all as the heart is in my hands and I leave with Shinobu and Hanakawa.

We come out in the other side of the portal and it doesn't look like we travel far since this seems like a normal Japanese household but then I turn on the news. My two new house guest are captivated by what they are seeing, a world filled to the brim with unique and powerful abilities they are born with.

I check the clock on my phone as it reconnects to the wifi and resets the clock to about an hour since I left to find Shinobu. This looks like it was a successful and well spent venture but I might need to set up some accommodations for these two now including myself as I still need to drink some level of blood but I can figure it out. Right now I have to help these two learn more about this world before I ever think about letting them roam about alone well Hanakawa that is I probably won't leave Shinobu alone because she might be still suicidal so I don't want to come home and find her snacking out on the mail man or something to goad me into killing her.

Well I had to put the plan on educating them on hold since they were watching All Might at work on the television and also because Izuku showed up just at this moment with a bag of food and coffee for breakfast. He takes one look at the two on the couch and deadpans to me "Brother look I know you have been telling me you want a harem since you were a toddler but A this is a little fast since we both know what happened between you and Momo last night and B she is too young." He points are Shinobu who is trying to figure out what the donut is after all the food was unpacked. I placed my hand on her head and gave her a head pat "First this is a donut Shinobu" then I turn to Izu "Second she is a lot older than she looks."

I may have collected all her limbs but we have yet to do the whole thing where she actually reconnects them or whatever so she is still in her eight year old form. "How old is she then?" I'm not supposed to know that so I play stupid and ask her "I'm about four hundred I stoped counting." Looking victorious I smile at Izu only to see him looking doubtful. "Okay I know how it sounds but I swear she is a vampire okay. Some things happened so now she is smaller and cuter. Also she is my fiancé." I mumble the last part because I seriously didn't know her sucking my blood would make us fiancés that was what she said but something in the back of my head tells me she might be lying so I don't leave her. Not that I'm gonna call her out on it either. Shinobu is enjoying her donut and Izu finally gives in and sighs "So where exactly did you find her because I know you couldn't have been up for that long."

I then look a little smug "I found her in another world either it was fate or luck but there she was and with a little bit of complicated mumbo jumbo that I don't understand it has been a about a day and a half maybe two for me but one hour in this world." Izuku is genuinely surprised mainly because it sounds useful and that perhaps I can time travel if I spend enough energy too. "I was thinking about looking at a couple other worlds too but first I want to get these two settled in here. Plus we got school in a week and I can only avoid it for so long."

Izuku then looks at me and says "Wait you said she is a vampire right? Is that why you look different, are you one too now?" I am nodding my head "Yeah I am but don't worry about it too much some stuff happened and you know about my black heart." He nods because I did tell him and Bakugo about everything with my system and powers so he puts it together that it may have affected the vampirism. After that we spend the afternoon getting set up for both of the two girls and teaching them the basics about this world and such along with a little Q & A session. Hanakawa got some money from me she can use to go shopping for things along with a spare house key and is staying in the guest bedroom, I am making Shinobu sleep with me as a body pillow because she is cute. Fuck you I'm not a lolicon I only like women, age is just a number. Anyways Shinobu knowing she is gonna be by my side is excited about seeing all this world has to offer and especially UA like an excited child which she kinda is a little bit without her powers returned.

The rest of the week passes in which the girls meet the rest of my circle of close friends meaning Bakugo, Momo, Recovery Girl, and Tokoyami. Mostly we were getting ready for UA at the end of the week. I took Momo out to a movie and dinner, although I had to bribe Shinobu with some golden chocolate donuts because I want things to settle down and get a good foundation to my relationship with Momo before I have to fess up.

During the week I gave Shinobu her arms back and she had me watch her assimilate it which, as I understand it, is a private process meaning she is putting some trust in me and I feel touched by that and she is in a 12 year old body now. Besides that we don't have any special encounters to warrant narrating it so I have to stop procrastinating and face the music or well teacher I guess, so this will be the start of a wild wild school year when it isn't actual school. This can go from anywhere between people dying to all my secrets bring spilled in front of my class or teachers especially if I you know regenerate an arm or head ya know.

Anyways I'm all dressed up, Hanakawa is off doing something like learning I guess she has been going to the library a lot, and Shinobu is in my shadow prepared to enjoy the start of my heroic career with a box of donuts I got her so she will behave while I'm in class. I'm so glad I picked up infinite food for my third wish because I will never have to pay for groceries and I don't have to worry about my bank account being emptied for donuts. I meet Bakugo & Izu on the way to class only for Bakugo to grow redder by the minute from hand holding in public being embarrassed like the slut he is for hand holding. We get in class with a couple minutes to spare so Bakugo picks his desk and kicks up his legs, Izu sits next to him, I go to sit by Momo in the corner, and Iida goes to introduce himself to Izu for the Entrance exam while also admonishing Bakugo for kicking his feet up.

Bakugo is somewhere between yelling and talking because Izu is right there but this isn't someone he considers close enough to not be rude. I am trying to hold my laughing in 'Hmph acting like he is all that while this princess is here' shinobu says through our link in my head 'forgive him for his ignorance my dear princess' I say in a monotone voice. Then in comes the dirty hobo I mean Aizawa "I'm your home room teacher Aizawa Shouta. Get dressed in these then hurry to the P.E. Grounds." Ah the first trouble in my new school life putting in enough effort without freaking the fuck out of everyone. Gonna have to play it smart.

Once we get outside everyone is looking around and a lot of people notice me not that I blame them I really do look otherworldly. "We are doing a quirk apprehension test." Of course this goes like canon as he explains that we have to use our quirks to get the best score possible and that should we get the lowest score we will be expelled. "Shi Midoriya you got the highest score in the exam come and throw this ball. Do whatever you want as long as you don't leave the circle." Seems like I'm going to be the example so stepping up I start winding up my arm and arch back then slowly hand it to my shadow solider "Take it 1000 meters."

He quickly salutes me then runs as fast as he can to the 1,000 meter line then places the ball down to run back. "1,000 meters. Not bad" Aizawa says showing the phone to everyone while all my classmates are deadpanning. I take a quick look around to see who is in the class since I'm pretty sure someone has to be missing with me here they don't make special exceptions to add one more person to the roster. From the looks of it, Mineta was the one to go or maybe be bumped down a class which makes sense to me cause he was the second worst person in the quirk assessment test and I think I destroyed a couple robots he woulda gotten and was in general intimidated by my ice bear. Not that I care too much. To avoid showing off my physical capabilities which will be hard to hide that I'm holding back I'm gonna depend on my shadows for everything. Since not much has changed most results were the same excluding me, Izuku, and Bakugo.

For the 50 meter dash I had Igris give me a piggy back ride for a good 3.78 seconds, Izuku had momo make him a plank of metal since he didn't want to damage school property which understanding why Aizawa allowed to get a cool 4.03 seconds, and Bakugo got 3.45 seconds. Trial 2 the grip strength test: I got Beru to use three arms on it and broke the machine, Izuku upped his strength with gravity helping him hit the upper limit of the machine which I'm not surprised the kid can crush a tank with his bare hands going all out with corruption, and I don't know what Bakugo's canon score was but he got like 71 KGW. Trail three the standing long jump was easy for all three of us me hoping onto Kaisel, Bakugo exploding, and Izuku floating in the metal board. Trail 4 was the sustained sideways jump which we all did decently at Bakugo got the best of the three of us. Trail 5 the pitch I didn't go, Bakugo got 823 meters over his canon 705, and Izuku got 742 since he threw it will all his strength but didn't have a lot of practice controlling gravity from a distance especially since he needs to touch something directly or indirectly through something he is affecting like the ground. Seated toe touches were fine I don't even know how we are graded on it but I had zero trouble neither did Izuku or Bakugo, the upper body excessive weren't hard either with all out training for the last 5 years but I had to pace myself and stop eventually since I had the physicality to do them at an insane pace for an insanely long time, then finally I got first in the endurance run, second Momo from using a scooter that was solar powered, thrid with Iida due to his training having a lot of running, fourth Bakugo, fifth Izu.

In the end the score of the class was 1st place me, second Bakugo, Third Izu, fourth Momo, fifth Todoroki who was floored from having so many people above him. Bakugo did a lot better mobility wise thanks to our time in the gates and Izu could have done better but he didn't want to waste his time in corruption nor can he spam it rapidly.

'Naturally you get first even if you half asses it' Shinobu says praising me which I'm not sure if it is genuine or she is trying to coax more donuts out of me which she is successful as I summon a dozen from the inventory to my shadow for her enjoyment. I would seriously be broke if I had to pay for all these donuts I feed her. I walk off with Momo as we talk about mundane things and the possibility of another date this weekend while Bakugo and Izu walk hand in hand Ururaka joins them and intrudes in their together time but neither seems to mind so I just ignore those three in favor of trying to figure out how battle training tomorrow is gonna go.