The deal

Gary POV:

In the Abyss

"Hahh?!" said the confused being, "Why the crap would I have to suffer from living life again huh?" I asked the baffled being. "Uhh ok, but, but you can do cool, stuff, a-and, and you can go and live the best life you want ya know!" that being said. "What the hell are you anyway?" I asked genuinely curious as to why she would suddenly ask that and goad me into taking a deal, it's a sweet deal mind you, but there're always catches in these kinds of deals. She might have some dubious plans like stalking me while I live my life.

"Ahem! I forgot to introduce myself, I am Vaelkerie, goddess of victory, luck, and karma. I have come here in the dark abyss due to a weird occurrence, as there are not supposed to be any mortals who can survive here, only being with godly attributes can come here and not die immediately." she explained.

"Okaaay, so, why the crap am I stranded here then goddess, isn't there supposed to be like a heaven/hell system or any kind of that jazz and whatnot so that bs like this doesn't happen?" I asked, "Oh yes, there are certain things like that, though because of your god-like luck and karma, the system couldn't implement your soul to the regular rebirth system, and because of that glitch, you were sent here instead cause, hence your predicament." Said the goddess.

"Wait, how the crap did my karma get so high? I didn't do anything especially good when I was alive. Don't tell me it was because of the girl I saved?" I questioned her.

"Ohh no, it was because of the absurdity of the way you died and the gall to screw with big bro satan so nonchalantly. And if we do include the girl's karma, your "karma" points would still be 0.000000000000020002 points, meaning you were a very neutral individual, as beings like martyrs get only get like 30 points, and even if the child you saved to get the maximum 100 points, you will only get 0.00000000000002 points." Vaelkerie said.

"Just because you saved her doesn't mean that all her hard work in life from then on is solely because of that incident, who knows if you didn't save her, she could survive and still live the life that she would live in the future, so we would only give you a small discount." She continued.

"You will be reincarnated in another world, typically a world based on the fiction your world has created." said the goddess "Huh?!" befuddled, I stared a the goddess in confusion. "If you were reincarnated into this world again, you will have the ability to break the timestream and end up causing your universe's reality to crumble and that may affect the surrounding universe as well." the goddess informed.

"SO, instead we will use a wheel to determine which reality will you be ending up in" Vaelkerie continued happily showing me a gigantic wheel with text above saying "WHEEL OF UN/FORTUNE" What the crap. Before I could even say anything she spun the wheel with a strong force. "HEY! I wanted to spin the wheel myself." I complain

"Uhh, whoops teehee," she said while her tongue was slightly sticking out. As she said that the wheel slowly stopped moving and the wheel kept spinning slowly going through notable worlds like dc, Marvel, harry potter, mortal kombat, street fighter, and freaking metamorphosis of all things, and finally the wheel stopped at..... Boku no Pico! My eyes widen "What the crap! Oh hell no! I'd rather off myself than go into that shitty world. Fu-"

But before I could finish the wheel turns one more time and landed on Dragon Ball, my jaw left unhinged, at sight and I hear her giggle behind me, *Sigh" I guess this is better than that abomination... So, isn't there supposed to be like a wish or something" I ask her, "Nope!" With a quick response, she immediately crushed all my upcoming hopes and dreams. "What the crap woman! How the hell am I supposed to survive all that bs!" I exclaimed to her.

"Your whole race is supposed to be randomised, even your theoretical ceiling will be randomised as well." This woman! "But! Because I spun the wheel instead of you, I can give you a trade, trade your memories for wishes," Vaelkerie said. I put my finger into a thinking pose and contemplated, how would this help me in this predicament.

Then I realized, "You said I can exchange my memories for powers right? Then how bout if I trade all my memories?" I asked, "Well, if all of your memories are to be traded, then you will get a wheel spin for a 50% chance to get more than 1 wish. But you will still regain the memories of meeting me here, and some general information of the world you are going to go to and the fact that you are a reincarnated person."

What the hell? How is that relevant? "As I am the goddess of luck, I can't give anything guaranteed, everything in my power is always at a chance of failing." With the biggest smug I have ever seen in my life. "YOu gambling don't you?" I stare at her in a deadpan manner. "Heehee, I would neither deny nor agree to that possibility."

Well, this changes everything, But what choice do I have, if I put anything less, then I might have to m deal with less than a freaking wish. "Fine I wanna trade my memories, but after I make my wishes." I say to her She shrugged" Sure, but there are some rules to this, you cannot wish for the 3 O's, you can't wish for infinite luck and, you can't wish for anything overpowered like the gamer system and such."

"Let's do this" I spun the wheel with all the strength I could gather, and the wheel spun like crazy. patiently waiting as the wheel slowed down and then as the wheel stopped, it seemingly stopped at 100. "Yosha!!" I celebrated, possibly having the biggest deal I have, and then the wheel turned again... And it turned to 2, My jaw dropped and I blacked out.

"Ugh! I feel like my life flashed before my life and the last thing I felt was an utter disappointment" Shaking my head, I immediately saw the most disappointing thing I saw in my life. A 2, was the result of the wheel. This freaking wheel! "Well, at least it was more than 1" Vaelkerie added, behind me "So, tell me what're your wishes." She asked me. "Hahh, well, can I wish for immortality?" I asked her, "Well, depends on what kinda immortality, as there are multiple kinds of it, but if you want the best one you could wish for, then it'll just give you the same immortality as Zamasu." She said.

'That ain't half bad, but it will do almost nothing in the grand scheme of things, I would either be a Saiyan that can abuse the f out of that like what Black did, abusing the zenkai or, I get a human body and be practically master Roshi.

"My first wish is full control of my character creation." I said to her, "Granted, but there are things you can't change, like the date and your limits." She said, as a holographic screen suddenly faces me, Firstly I change my hair similar to Goku's, because why not, the super Saiyan hair drip af, then my body type is similar to Goku's black.

The main reason is that Rose is better than Blue, also because of my bias that ssj rose looks better than ssj blue, also the fact that Zamasu was able to dog walk the crap out of both Goku and vegeta in their blue forms and improve while fighting against them was awesome. Also so that I don't have to do that whole bullshit that they did in the battle of Gods, though vegeta didn't do that, they still needed Whis to mentor them. Making me a more powerful Saiyan with inherent god ki,

(A/N: I know this explanation is stupid, but I just want the rose colouring cause to me rose looks cooler than blue, and I wanted him to gain god ki while not training with Whis cause let's be honest, that aint happening in any practical manner.)

" And my second wish is the best possible system that you can give me." I said to her, She pouts at me " Fine but I have to tell you that the "system" will only give you at maximum the ability to see your progress and be able to see your "Stats", is that fine with you?" She said. I nodded in confirmation.

"Alrighty then, it's done, have fun! and make sure to live an enjoyable life with little to no regrets!" She said waving her hands as the light comes up onto me, then before I even realized what was happening, I blacked out. "Have fun Gary, or should I say Fennel." Said Vaelkerie, as she disappears in bright light, and left the abyss into a dark place again.

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Hello! Im back, it's pretty much an info dump, to make things simpler for the next chapters, So wait for that.