Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...
Holding a rice bowl made of gold yet begging for food
"Lend me a hand?" Song Shuhang's eyes scanned the stone tablet's body.
Rending hearts was a kind of disease, but when this disease flared up, it was very refreshing; it made people fall into a state of being unable to extricate themselves from it.
Among many, a famous victim of this very phenomenon was the Heavy Metal Sect that Fairy Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue belonged to.
That sect was obsessed with rending the hearts of its customers, and it was famous all over the world for its exquisite heart-rending skills and forging mastery. For them, the happiness of rending hearts was something that outsiders had no way of understanding.
"Stop, I know what you're thinking." The stone tablet laughed. "But I actually do have arms!"
Then, a large number of arms emerged from behind the stone tablet, making it look like it was imitating the Thousand Hands Guanyin.